Bulletproof Quotes

Archie Moses: [Trying to escape out of the window in the shower, Keats puts his gun in his ass] AAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!
Keats: Let me guess. You dropped the soap!
Archie Moses: Please take that thing out of my ass.
Keats: [Charlie, the motel manager looks up and sees them] I want you on the bed. Now.

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Archie Moses: Wow, Awesome! They got porno!

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Cabbie: [playing ethnic music with no words] Do you guys like this music?
Kar, Monk With No Name: ...Yea!
Cabbie: It's the bomb diggity. [phone rings]
Cabbie: Excuse me I have to talk to my baby-mamma-to-be.

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Frank McBain: [holding gun on Pantaro] What's the password?
Pantaro: [holding hands up] Thunderblast!

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Monk With No Name: It's not about anger - it's about peace. It's not about power - it's about grace. It's not about knowing your enemy - it's about knowing yourself.

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Monk With No Name: Why do hot dogs come in packages of ten, but hot dog buns only come in packages of just eight?
Kar: What the hell is that?

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