Cant Hardly Wait Quotes
Denise: Besides, I heard that song was about his dog.
Preston: It's not about a dog. It's about a woman named Amanda. Who the hell names their dog Amanda?
Denise: My cousin had a dog name Samantha.
Preston: Shut up about the dog, OK?
Preston: It's not about a dog. It's about a woman named Amanda. Who the hell names their dog Amanda?
Denise: My cousin had a dog name Samantha.
Preston: Shut up about the dog, OK?
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Kenny Fisher: 'Sup, ladies? Yo Jana, wanna dance?
Jana: I'm allergic.
Kenny Fisher: You're allergic to dancing?
Jana: Yeah.
Jana: I'm allergic.
Kenny Fisher: You're allergic to dancing?
Jana: Yeah.
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William: [Discussing The Plan with the X-Philes] Okay, you're Boba Fett, and you're Grand Moff Tarkin.
X-Phile 1: How come he gets to be Boba Fett?
William: Ok, fine, *you're* Boba Fett, and *you're* Grand Moff Tarkin.
X-Phile 2: I don't want to be Grand Moff Tarkin!
William: All right, fine, you know what? You're both KISS dolls!
X-Phile 1: How come he gets to be Boba Fett?
William: Ok, fine, *you're* Boba Fett, and *you're* Grand Moff Tarkin.
X-Phile 2: I don't want to be Grand Moff Tarkin!
William: All right, fine, you know what? You're both KISS dolls!
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[after looking in the refrigerator]
Girl Whose Party It Is: That is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen! What is wrong with you people?
Girl Whose Party It Is: That is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen! What is wrong with you people?
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[Kenny's homeboys see him display his 'love kit']
Ritchie Koolboy: Aw damn, man. Our boy's a fag, yo.
DJ Sammy: Yo, who's a fag?
Kenny Fisher: Yo, both of y'all. That is a Fragrance of Love scented candle, *****. Damn!
Ritchie Koolboy: Aw damn, man. Our boy's a fag, yo.
DJ Sammy: Yo, who's a fag?
Kenny Fisher: Yo, both of y'all. That is a Fragrance of Love scented candle, *****. Damn!
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[Kenny walks up to a stoned girl]
Kenny Fisher: Hey, whatsup? [no reply]
Kenny Fisher: Damn, it is noisy in here. Wanna go talk outside? Should be quieter out there.
Stephanie, Stoned Girl: Okay. [Kenny sees that the girl's eyes are blank]
Kenny Fisher: Do you, uh... what a drink?
Stephanie, Stoned Girl: Okay.
Kenny Fisher: Uh... how 'bout I poison it?
Stephanie, Stoned Girl: Okay. [Kenny sees that she's totally stoned]
Kenny Fisher: Hey, whaddya say we, uh... go upstairs and... [another girl enters]
Candy, Stoned Girl's Friend: Stephanie! There you are! [to Kenny]
Candy, Stoned Girl's Friend: Thank God you found her! She just took three thingies of herbal ecstasy and wondered off! She's so out of it, anything could have happened and she probably wouldn't even know it! God, I was so worried somebody was... well you know, taking advantage of her or something. Here, help me get her on her feet. [Kenny helps the friend help the stoned girl stand up and the two girls walk off]
Candy, Stoned Girl's Friend: Come on honey, I'm gonna take you to the car.
Stephanie, Stoned Girl: Okay.
Kenny Fisher: Hey, whatsup? [no reply]
Kenny Fisher: Damn, it is noisy in here. Wanna go talk outside? Should be quieter out there.
Stephanie, Stoned Girl: Okay. [Kenny sees that the girl's eyes are blank]
Kenny Fisher: Do you, uh... what a drink?
Stephanie, Stoned Girl: Okay.
Kenny Fisher: Uh... how 'bout I poison it?
Stephanie, Stoned Girl: Okay. [Kenny sees that she's totally stoned]
Kenny Fisher: Hey, whaddya say we, uh... go upstairs and... [another girl enters]
Candy, Stoned Girl's Friend: Stephanie! There you are! [to Kenny]
Candy, Stoned Girl's Friend: Thank God you found her! She just took three thingies of herbal ecstasy and wondered off! She's so out of it, anything could have happened and she probably wouldn't even know it! God, I was so worried somebody was... well you know, taking advantage of her or something. Here, help me get her on her feet. [Kenny helps the friend help the stoned girl stand up and the two girls walk off]
Candy, Stoned Girl's Friend: Come on honey, I'm gonna take you to the car.
Stephanie, Stoned Girl: Okay.
Movie: Cant Hardly Wait