Carpool Quotes
Andrew: Look, Mr. Kopek's working in his yard.
Daniel: Yeah. Let this be a lesson to you kids, the world says that he's too old to drive a car but look at him, he's a vibrant, healthy old man who can do anything he put's his mind to.
Andrew: Dad, Mr. Kopek's not wearing his pants.
Daniel: Yeah so from now on you kids stay away from him okay?
Daniel: Yeah. Let this be a lesson to you kids, the world says that he's too old to drive a car but look at him, he's a vibrant, healthy old man who can do anything he put's his mind to.
Andrew: Dad, Mr. Kopek's not wearing his pants.
Daniel: Yeah so from now on you kids stay away from him okay?
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Circus Performer: We've come to give you back our pay checks.
Franklin: Aw you didn't have to do that.
Circus Performer: Sure we did. They bounced. Listen, Franklin, you've been very good to us, but we've gotten an offer from Wingling Brothers.
Franklin: *THE* Ringling Brothers?
Circus Performer: No, *WINGLING* Brothers!
Franklin: Aw you didn't have to do that.
Circus Performer: Sure we did. They bounced. Listen, Franklin, you've been very good to us, but we've gotten an offer from Wingling Brothers.
Franklin: *THE* Ringling Brothers?
Circus Performer: No, *WINGLING* Brothers!
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Daniel: Can't one of the neighbors drive the carpool? What about Mr. Kopek?
Mrs. Miller: He's 88.
Daniel: So he'll drive real slow.
Mrs. Miller: He's had three strokes.
Daniel: But never while driving.
Mrs. Miller: He's 88.
Daniel: So he'll drive real slow.
Mrs. Miller: He's had three strokes.
Daniel: But never while driving.
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Daniel: [about the ferris wheel] I'm not getting on that death trap.
Franklin: Oh we won that law suit.
Daniel: Huh?
Franklin: Okay we tied, but it's still safe. Come on, I'll show you how to operate it. It's so easy a trained monkey could do it and it did until that uproar with the Humane Society.
Franklin: Oh we won that law suit.
Daniel: Huh?
Franklin: Okay we tied, but it's still safe. Come on, I'll show you how to operate it. It's so easy a trained monkey could do it and it did until that uproar with the Humane Society.
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Franklin: We've got a ferris wheel, tilt-a-whirl, bumper cars.
Bucky: I like bumper cars.
Franklin: Actually it's bumper *car*, the bank repossessed the rest of them.
Bucky: I like bumper cars.
Franklin: Actually it's bumper *car*, the bank repossessed the rest of them.
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[Andrew got an F on his spelling test]
Andrew: Mrs. Karkanie is giving me a do over. She says everyone get's a second chance.
Daniel: That's only because she's been married 5 times. Let me tell you something, sport, in the business world there are no second chances.
Andrew: Mrs. Karkanie is giving me a do over. She says everyone get's a second chance.
Daniel: That's only because she's been married 5 times. Let me tell you something, sport, in the business world there are no second chances.
Movie: Carpool