Celebrity Quotes

Cher: [to Bette Midler] Hey, Midler! You got a wide load sign for that ass?
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Lee Simon: Just in time. Another minute, I'd have been found dead of comedy poisoning...
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Michael Boatman: I smell something burning. Oh, it's my career!
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Robin Simon: There aren't any ticks around here, are there? I'd hate to get Lyme disease.
Priest at Catholic Retreat: We haven't had any casualties.
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Supermodel: I'm polymorphously perverse. It's not a flaw, it's just a weakness.
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