Celeste and Jesse Forever Quotes
Celeste: Now I know why you fucking cry all the time. This shit's emotional.
Movie: Celeste and Jesse Forever
Tucker: Do you wanna be right or wanna be happy? Sometimes the end is just the beginning!
Movie: Celeste and Jesse Forever
Riley: You know what your problem is? Contempt before investigation. You think you're smarter than everybody else.
Movie: Celeste and Jesse Forever
Paul: No one has given a more self-righteous monologue while wearing a trash bag.
Movie: Celeste and Jesse Forever
Celeste: The tweens don't want her anymore, Scott. But the gays do! You're gay, start thinking gay! Ten percent of Americans are gay. Gay Izod! It's great, she can be Lady Gaga by this time next year. It's a huge market!
Scott: Wow. You might have just turned the cock in the butt around.
Scott: Wow. You might have just turned the cock in the butt around.
Movie: Celeste and Jesse Forever