Champagne Quotes
Beauregard Bottomley: If you know everything, you're not wanted around for long.
Mr. Brown: I've got something right up your intelligent alley.
Mr. Brown: I've got something right up your intelligent alley.
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Burnbridge Waters: I have an idea. I want to find what the average man thinks of it. Then when we've found out what he thinks of it, we'll change his thinking.
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Beauregard Bottomley: I fail to see why the location of birth should be met with applause.
Frosty: But she comes from Brooklyn!
Frosty: But she comes from Brooklyn!
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Beauregard Bottomley: If it is noteworthy and rewarding to know that 2 and 2 make 4 to the accompaniment of deafening applause and prizes, then 2 and 2 making 4 will become the top level of learning.
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Beauregard Bottomley: If you know everything, you're not wanted around for long.
Mr. Brown: I've got something right up your intelligent alley.
Mr. Brown: I've got something right up your intelligent alley.
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Burnbridge Waters: We have a Frankenstein on our hands, and a very well-informed Frankenstein. He must be stopped.
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Frosty: Gee Mr Bottomley, you sure know a lot.
Beauregard Bottomley: I not only sure know a lot my dear Frosty, I know everything.
Beauregard Bottomley: I not only sure know a lot my dear Frosty, I know everything.
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Frosty: Gee Mr Bottomley, you sure know a lot.
Beauregard Bottomley: I not only sure know a lot my dear Frosty, I know everything.
Beauregard Bottomley: I not only sure know a lot my dear Frosty, I know everything.
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Gerald: Does Polly want a cracker?
Caesar (voice): Polly wants a drink, let's get loaded.*hiccup*
Gerald: He says the darnest things, doesn't he?
Caesar (voice): How about a short one, how about a short one?
Beauregard Bottomley: [to Caesar] You've had your quarter for the day. As I told you before, Gerald, neither I nor my sister taught him these expressions. His former master must have been the greatest reprobate since the emperor Nero.
Gwenn Bottomley: We found him one night leaning up against a lamppost. He couldn't remember where he lived.
Beauregard Bottomley: He still can't.
Gwenn Bottomley: Now we have him down to two drinks a day... soon we'll have him down to no drinks a day.
Caesar (voice): SQUAWK.
Beauregard Bottomley: Now you have frightened him. Caesar, Caesar...
Caesar (voice): CHAMPAGNE.
Beauregard Bottomley: No, no, sorry, you must rough it for a while.
Caesar (voice): Polly wants a drink, let's get loaded.*hiccup*
Gerald: He says the darnest things, doesn't he?
Caesar (voice): How about a short one, how about a short one?
Beauregard Bottomley: [to Caesar] You've had your quarter for the day. As I told you before, Gerald, neither I nor my sister taught him these expressions. His former master must have been the greatest reprobate since the emperor Nero.
Gwenn Bottomley: We found him one night leaning up against a lamppost. He couldn't remember where he lived.
Beauregard Bottomley: He still can't.
Gwenn Bottomley: Now we have him down to two drinks a day... soon we'll have him down to no drinks a day.
Caesar (voice): SQUAWK.
Beauregard Bottomley: Now you have frightened him. Caesar, Caesar...
Caesar (voice): CHAMPAGNE.
Beauregard Bottomley: No, no, sorry, you must rough it for a while.
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Happy Hogan: [Referring to his engagement to Bottomley's sister] Aren't you going to wish us good luck?
Beauregard Bottomley: Well, you're obnoxious but not as obnoxious as I thought you were.
Beauregard Bottomley: Well, you're obnoxious but not as obnoxious as I thought you were.
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[Happy Hogan leaves coldly when Gwenn is flirting with him]
Beauregard Bottomley: You'll never be more spotless, Gwenn, you've been throughly brushed off.
Gwenn Bottomley: I think he's quite amusing. Did you notice his wonderful smile?
Beauregard Bottomley: Did I? I feel I know each one of his teeth personally.
Beauregard Bottomley: You'll never be more spotless, Gwenn, you've been throughly brushed off.
Gwenn Bottomley: I think he's quite amusing. Did you notice his wonderful smile?
Beauregard Bottomley: Did I? I feel I know each one of his teeth personally.
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[last lines]
The Boy: I'll arrange for the captain to marry us.
Betty: *You'll* arrange!
The Boy: I'll arrange for the captain to marry us.
Betty: *You'll* arrange!
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[Burnbridge Waters is interviewing Beauregard Bottomley for a job]
Burnbridge Waters: I'm thinking of introducing onto the market an all-purpose cake of soap that can also be used to clean teeth.
Beauregard Bottomley: [laughs] I see, sort of a foaming at the mouth approach, eh?
Burnbridge Waters: [not amused at all] You would have started tomorrow.
Beauregard Bottomley: That would have been fine, but aren't we using a strange tense - would have?
Burnbridge Waters: No sir, we are not.
Burnbridge Waters: I'm thinking of introducing onto the market an all-purpose cake of soap that can also be used to clean teeth.
Beauregard Bottomley: [laughs] I see, sort of a foaming at the mouth approach, eh?
Burnbridge Waters: [not amused at all] You would have started tomorrow.
Beauregard Bottomley: That would have been fine, but aren't we using a strange tense - would have?
Burnbridge Waters: No sir, we are not.
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[Happy Hogan leaves coldly when Gwenn is flirting with him]
Beauregard Bottomley: You'll never be more spotless, Gwenn, you've been throughly brushed off.
Gwenn Bottomley: I think he's quite amusing. Did you notice his wonderful smile?
Beauregard Bottomley: Did I? I feel I know each one of his teeth personally.
Beauregard Bottomley: You'll never be more spotless, Gwenn, you've been throughly brushed off.
Gwenn Bottomley: I think he's quite amusing. Did you notice his wonderful smile?
Beauregard Bottomley: Did I? I feel I know each one of his teeth personally.
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Beauregard Bottomley: [on phone in Flame O'Neal's apartment] Miss O'Neal is having Bottomley trouble!
[Slams down phone]
[Slams down phone]
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Beauregard Bottomley: I fail to see why the location of birth should be met with applause.
Frosty: But she comes from Brooklyn!
Frosty: But she comes from Brooklyn!
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Happy Hogan: Is there something special about me that you dislike or do you hate me for myself alone?
Beauregard Bottomley: Oh, I don't hate you Mr. Hogan.
Gwenn Bottomley: He merely thinks you are the forerunner of intellectual destruction in America.
Beauregard Bottomley: Yes, nothing personal.
Beauregard Bottomley: Oh, I don't hate you Mr. Hogan.
Gwenn Bottomley: He merely thinks you are the forerunner of intellectual destruction in America.
Beauregard Bottomley: Yes, nothing personal.
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Happy Hogan: You have five seconds to tell us the Japanese word for goodbye. 1... 2...
Beauregard Bottomley: Siyonara. Not to be confused with cyanide, which is, of course, goodbye in any language.
Beauregard Bottomley: Siyonara. Not to be confused with cyanide, which is, of course, goodbye in any language.
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Gwenn Bottomley: You know my brother thinks you are seeing me in order to get information about him. I think so too.
Happy Hogan: In other words, I'm a heel?
Gwenn Bottomley: Not in other words. Same words.
Happy Hogan: In other words, I'm a heel?
Gwenn Bottomley: Not in other words. Same words.
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Gwenn Bottomley: You know my brother thinks you are seeing me in order to get information about him. I think so too.
Happy Hogan: In other words, I'm a heel?
Gwenn Bottomley: Not in other words. Same words.
Happy Hogan: In other words, I'm a heel?
Gwenn Bottomley: Not in other words. Same words.
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[Burnbridge Waters is attempting to dissuade Beauregard Bottomley from taking his winnings]
Burnbridge Waters: For it is my sincere conviction that the only way to be happy is to be poor.
Beauregard Bottomley: My dear Burnbridge, I see your point. I am about to make you the happiest man in the world.
Burnbridge Waters: For it is my sincere conviction that the only way to be happy is to be poor.
Beauregard Bottomley: My dear Burnbridge, I see your point. I am about to make you the happiest man in the world.
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[Burnbridge Waters is interviewing Beauregard Bottomley for a job]
Burnbridge Waters: I'm thinking of introducing onto the market an all-purpose cake of soap that can also be used to clean teeth.
Beauregard Bottomley: [laughs] I see, sort of a foaming at the mouth approach, eh?
Burnbridge Waters: [not amused at all] You would have started tomorrow.
Beauregard Bottomley: That would have been fine, but aren't we using a strange tense - would have?
Burnbridge Waters: No sir, we are not.
Burnbridge Waters: I'm thinking of introducing onto the market an all-purpose cake of soap that can also be used to clean teeth.
Beauregard Bottomley: [laughs] I see, sort of a foaming at the mouth approach, eh?
Burnbridge Waters: [not amused at all] You would have started tomorrow.
Beauregard Bottomley: That would have been fine, but aren't we using a strange tense - would have?
Burnbridge Waters: No sir, we are not.
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[Burnbridge Waters is attempting to dissuade Beauregard Bottomley from taking his winnings]
Burnbridge Waters: Oh, don't thank me, Beauregard. Just stay as you are. Walk out of here into the sunshine of a carefree world, wise in the knowledge that I have bestowed on you. For it is my sincere conviction that the only way to be happy is to be poor.
Beauregard Bottomley: My dear Burnbridge, I see your point. I am about to make you the happiest man in the world.
Burnbridge Waters: Oh, don't thank me, Beauregard. Just stay as you are. Walk out of here into the sunshine of a carefree world, wise in the knowledge that I have bestowed on you. For it is my sincere conviction that the only way to be happy is to be poor.
Beauregard Bottomley: My dear Burnbridge, I see your point. I am about to make you the happiest man in the world.
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Beauregard Bottomley: [on phone in Flame O'Neal's apartment] Miss O'Neal is having Bottomley trouble!
[Slams down phone]
[Slams down phone]
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Beauregard Bottomley: [to waters] Shall I genuflect when leaving or just face Mecca?
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Beauregard Bottomley: If it is noteworthy and rewarding to know that 2 and 2 make 4 to the accompaniment of deafening applause and prizes, then 2 and 2 making 4 will become the top level of learning.
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Burnbridge Waters: How DARE you fall in love on my time. This is dishonest, treacherous and UN-american.
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