Champagne Quote
[Burnbridge Waters is interviewing Beauregard Bottomley for a job]
Burnbridge Waters: I'm thinking of introducing onto the market an all-purpose cake of soap that can also be used to clean teeth.
Beauregard Bottomley: [laughs] I see, sort of a foaming at the mouth approach, eh?
Burnbridge Waters: [not amused at all] You would have started tomorrow.
Beauregard Bottomley: That would have been fine, but aren't we using a strange tense - would have?
Burnbridge Waters: No sir, we are not.
Burnbridge Waters: I'm thinking of introducing onto the market an all-purpose cake of soap that can also be used to clean teeth.
Beauregard Bottomley: [laughs] I see, sort of a foaming at the mouth approach, eh?
Burnbridge Waters: [not amused at all] You would have started tomorrow.
Beauregard Bottomley: That would have been fine, but aren't we using a strange tense - would have?
Burnbridge Waters: No sir, we are not.
Movie: Champagne
