Charmed Quotes
Phoebe: Dad doesn't know that Leo is a whitelighter.
Prue & Leo: What?!
Piper: Well, I've been meaning to tell him, but considering Mom had an affair with her whitelighter, I didn't think he'd be really receptive to the idea.
Leo: Piper, he's gonna kill me when he finds out.
Piper: Oh, don't be ridiculous, you're already dead.
Prue & Leo: What?!
Piper: Well, I've been meaning to tell him, but considering Mom had an affair with her whitelighter, I didn't think he'd be really receptive to the idea.
Leo: Piper, he's gonna kill me when he finds out.
Piper: Oh, don't be ridiculous, you're already dead.
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Victor: Hm. Leo, I think it's time to come clean.
Leo: You do?
Victor: Yeah. I need to talk to you about something, man-to-man.
Leo: Man-to-man.
Victor: Well, from one mortal to another. Leo, it's not easy being married to a witch.
Leo: No?
Victor: That's why my marriage to Piper's mother didn't work out. It wasn't because I didn't love her, but because I wasn't prepared for what was to come.
Leo: Well, I think I'm prepared, sir. Uh, I mean, Victor.
Victor: Well, don't get me wrong, Leo. I want this marriage to succeed, that's why I'm warning you. But there are dangers out there worse than demons and warlocks. You do know about them, don't you?
Leo: Yeh, sure.
Victor: Well the dangers I'm talking about, you're not even going to see it coming. The thing I'm talking about will just sneak up on you [snaps his fingers in front of Leo's face] and destroy your marriage if you're not careful. Leo, do you know what a whitelighter is?
Leo: Um...
Leo: You do?
Victor: Yeah. I need to talk to you about something, man-to-man.
Leo: Man-to-man.
Victor: Well, from one mortal to another. Leo, it's not easy being married to a witch.
Leo: No?
Victor: That's why my marriage to Piper's mother didn't work out. It wasn't because I didn't love her, but because I wasn't prepared for what was to come.
Leo: Well, I think I'm prepared, sir. Uh, I mean, Victor.
Victor: Well, don't get me wrong, Leo. I want this marriage to succeed, that's why I'm warning you. But there are dangers out there worse than demons and warlocks. You do know about them, don't you?
Leo: Yeh, sure.
Victor: Well the dangers I'm talking about, you're not even going to see it coming. The thing I'm talking about will just sneak up on you [snaps his fingers in front of Leo's face] and destroy your marriage if you're not careful. Leo, do you know what a whitelighter is?
Leo: Um...
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Victor: Look, my point is, if you wanna...
[Leo is being called]
Leo: Uh oh...
Victor: Wha?
Leo: Uh... [gulps] I have to go. Now.
Victor: Go?
Leo: Yeah, and I don't think you're gonna like the way I have to go, either. [smiles awkwardly at Victor and orbs out.]
[Victor is clearly surprised.]
[Leo is being called]
Leo: Uh oh...
Victor: Wha?
Leo: Uh... [gulps] I have to go. Now.
Victor: Go?
Leo: Yeah, and I don't think you're gonna like the way I have to go, either. [smiles awkwardly at Victor and orbs out.]
[Victor is clearly surprised.]
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Victor: Oh, so now I'm supposed to trust a demon?
Leo: You know, as much as I hate to say this, Cole loves Phoebe. He took a huge risk to come here and try and prove himself to her and he will do whatever it takes to save her life.
Phoebe: He's right.
Victor: How can you be so sure?
Phoebe: Because he loves me as much as I love him.
Leo: You know, as much as I hate to say this, Cole loves Phoebe. He took a huge risk to come here and try and prove himself to her and he will do whatever it takes to save her life.
Phoebe: He's right.
Victor: How can you be so sure?
Phoebe: Because he loves me as much as I love him.
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Bartender: What'll it be?
Prue: Moonshine
Bartender: A what?
Cole: She means a whiskey. (to Prue) You watch too many old movies.
Prue: And you would be confusing me with Phoebe.
Cole: Ha, not a chance.
Prue: Moonshine
Bartender: A what?
Cole: She means a whiskey. (to Prue) You watch too many old movies.
Prue: And you would be confusing me with Phoebe.
Cole: Ha, not a chance.
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Cole: I still think you should have worn that pretty little red dress hanging on the line.
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Grams: Is this the biggest arch you could get?
Prue: Without opening a fast food franchise, yeah.
Grams: Well just remember, if love is the quest, then marriage is the conquest. This place must feel like... victory.
Phoebe: And here I thought weddings were meant to be romantic.
Grams: Oh, my dear, sweet child.
Prue: Better listen to Grams, Phoebe. I mean you could always calculate her age by the number of rings on her fingers.
Prue: Without opening a fast food franchise, yeah.
Grams: Well just remember, if love is the quest, then marriage is the conquest. This place must feel like... victory.
Phoebe: And here I thought weddings were meant to be romantic.
Grams: Oh, my dear, sweet child.
Prue: Better listen to Grams, Phoebe. I mean you could always calculate her age by the number of rings on her fingers.
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Grams: I'll see you tomorrow, at four o'clock, Mrs. Halliwell. The women keep their names in this family.
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Inspector: Ah, you stick your tongue down her throat but you don't know her name?
TJ: That against the law?
TJ: That against the law?
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Phoebe: Huh, wow, so you're relinquishing control to your little sister. You must really be tired.
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Phoebe: Piper, you have to stay positive. You know what? I have Celine Dion "Behind The Music" on video cassette. Would you like to watch that?
Piper: Would you like to get slapped?
Piper: Would you like to get slapped?
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Leo: I love her with all my heart, and I promise to keep loving her and taking care of her for the rest of this life, the afterlife and whatever comes after that. Now you may not support it, and you may not agree with it, but it is not going to stop me from marrying your daughter today. Nothing will.
Victor: You know.. I could probably get used to having a whitelighter for a son-in-law.
Cole: Everybody having fun down here?
Leo: Where do you stand on demons?
Victor: You know.. I could probably get used to having a whitelighter for a son-in-law.
Cole: Everybody having fun down here?
Leo: Where do you stand on demons?
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Victor: Patty.
Patty: Hello, Victor, how are you?
Victor: Good. I mean, I was good. Alright, who brought my ex-wife back from the dead?
Grams: Not now, Victor. I know you two have issues but that's what the reception is for.
Patty: Hello, Victor, how are you?
Victor: Good. I mean, I was good. Alright, who brought my ex-wife back from the dead?
Grams: Not now, Victor. I know you two have issues but that's what the reception is for.
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Piper: Prue! What the hell is going on?
Phoebe: Prue! Get your astral ass back here!
Phoebe: Prue! Get your astral ass back here!
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Piper: As Halliwells, we are blessed as witches but we are cursed as women. Sometimes I think we're all destined to be alone.
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Leo: Piper, through all the tears and struggles, I always knew in my heart that we'd make it here. I promise to love and respect you from this point forward as your husband, as my wife, my lover, my friend, and my soul mate. All I am is yours.
Piper: Leo, you are the best thing that has ever happened to me. I was afraid that you were too good to be true, that maybe I didn't deserve someone so pure and beautiful and loving as you are. But here we are surrounded by the people that I love the most and I feel so proud, and so blessed to be your wife. Leo, I was born to love you and I always will.
Piper: Leo, you are the best thing that has ever happened to me. I was afraid that you were too good to be true, that maybe I didn't deserve someone so pure and beautiful and loving as you are. But here we are surrounded by the people that I love the most and I feel so proud, and so blessed to be your wife. Leo, I was born to love you and I always will.
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Prue: I'm sorry if I've been a little cranky.
Phoebe: Say no more. Princess Prue has spoken, by the orders of the queen, that's me! Phoebeville and all of it's glory will be abandoned for greener pastures, and two lattes.
Prue: Oh, all hail the queen!
Phoebe: Yay, I love to be hailed!
Phoebe: Say no more. Princess Prue has spoken, by the orders of the queen, that's me! Phoebeville and all of it's glory will be abandoned for greener pastures, and two lattes.
Prue: Oh, all hail the queen!
Phoebe: Yay, I love to be hailed!
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Piper: I still don't understand why my sisters can't come, we could just do a group hug thing, and..
Leo: I can orb you because you're my wife, but i'm not a cosmic taxi for the whole family.
Phoebe: Hehe... you said wife!
Leo: I can orb you because you're my wife, but i'm not a cosmic taxi for the whole family.
Phoebe: Hehe... you said wife!
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Phoebe: Pardon the potential understatement of a cliche, but you look like you've seen a ghost.
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Piper: It’s just so bright.
Leo: Of course it’s bright. It’s supposed to represent the light of eternal love.
Piper: Wait, does that mean we can never turn if off?
Leo: Of course it’s bright. It’s supposed to represent the light of eternal love.
Piper: Wait, does that mean we can never turn if off?
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Prue: Hi. Need a little help?
Cole: What are you doing here?
Reece: How did you get here? What the hell's going on?
Seeker: Well, well, well. The mighty Belthazor, in bed with a witch.
Prue: Don’t make me sick.
Cole: What are you doing here?
Reece: How did you get here? What the hell's going on?
Seeker: Well, well, well. The mighty Belthazor, in bed with a witch.
Prue: Don’t make me sick.
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Cole: Inspector, you're in a room with three witches and a demon, do you really think that gun's gonna help?
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Prue: Spirits of air, sand and sea,
Converge to set the angel free,
In the wind I send this rhyme,
Bring death before me, before my time.
Converge to set the angel free,
In the wind I send this rhyme,
Bring death before me, before my time.
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Prue: You don't know me, you don't know anything about me.
Death: But I've seen it so many times before. The anger, the pain. You lock up your tears and angrily steel yourself against me as if I was the ultimate evil.
Prue: You are the ultimate evil.
Death: No. I'm not good or evil, I just am. I'm inevitable.
Death: But I've seen it so many times before. The anger, the pain. You lock up your tears and angrily steel yourself against me as if I was the ultimate evil.
Prue: You are the ultimate evil.
Death: No. I'm not good or evil, I just am. I'm inevitable.
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