Charmed Quotes

Prue, Piper, and Phoebe: Knowledge gained by murderous means,
Is wisdom's bitter enemy,
The mind that burns with stolen fire,
Will now become your funeral pyre.


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Grams: [Flashback] Is it too much for an old lady to ask her granddaughters to retract their claws, stand still and look at me long enough to take one lousy picture?

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Phoebe: Well, if so I got the runt. Bad teeth, funky clothes and way easy to kill.
Prue: Black hair?
Piper: Bad breath?
Phoebe You know him?
Prue: Uh, I think I killed him.

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Piper: Leo and I are moving. (Everyone puts down their papers.) Thinking of moving, out of the manor. Um, milk?
Prue: Excuse me?
Phoebe: Wait a minute. Life altering plans can not be squeezed in between 'pass the newspaper' and 'who ate the Special K?'.

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Piper: You know, I don't wanna be one of those old married lepers that nobody thinks if fun anymore.
Prue: You've never been fun, Piper.
Piper: I've always been fun, Prue. I am just Mrs. Fun now.

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Phoebe: [Flashback] I’m not sure what my future holds, but it’s not in San Francisco. We all know that the only thing I add to this threesome is trouble.

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Piper: Sharp painful implement?
Prue: Check.
Phoebe: Ooh! Nice choice.

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Piper: So what is our level of confidence in this plan?
Phoebe: Well, on a scale from one to ten, ten being we whoop ass, one being he laughs at us while we're on fire and naked...
Piper: Maybe you should lie to me.

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Shadow: Wait a minute; do you think I am an idiot? You have something up your sleeve.
Phoebe: Hello, sleeveless!

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Piper: Was that for good?
Prue: Well, if it wasn't he's really gonna miss his ear, 'cause it looks like part of it's dripping off the clock.
Piper: Yuck.

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Prue: It’ll be just like having your own place.
Phoebe: Except with your sisters right down the hall!

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Prue, Piper, and Phoebe: Beloved unknown spirit,
We seek your guidance,
We ask that you commune with us
And move amongst us.


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Prue, Piper, and Phoebe: Nine times this evil's cheated death,
Felt no pain and kept his breath,
This warlock standing in our midst,
Let him feel the pain he missed.


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Phoebe: Wait a minute, are you telling me you're actually looking for trouble now? Prue, what happened to putting more balance in your life? You know, less wicca wonder, more Prue.
Prue: Listen, I shot a magazine cover yesterday, I had a date last night and this morning I'm searching for evil. You can't get more balanced than that.
Phoebe: Right, just your typical everyday cosmo girl!

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Phoebe: Oh my god! It's the coffee maker I wanted.
Prue: Phoebe it's just the carton.
Phoebe: Oh. See I need you, you just protected me from making a fool of myself.
Prue: Now there's a full time job.

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Piper: Leo, you're a genius, what would we do without him?
Prue: Oh, I dunno. I guess our lives wouldn't be the smooth running carefree existence that they are today.

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Prue: The three of us can handle the box.
Phoebe: Are you sure?
Prue: Yes! Go. Although you might want to change into, oh I don't know.. clothes, an actual shirt?

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Prue: A-a-are you drinking in the middle of the day?
Piper: Well, I was a little bummed about this sin thing, so I thought I deserved a little indulgence. Would you like a bit of bubbly?

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Piper: Oh, no, don't tell me we got infected with those sin thingys.

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Phoebe: My ethics professor threw me out of class.
Prue: What happened?
Phoebe: One minute I was telling him why my paper was late, and the next thing I knew I was unzipping his pants with my teeth.
Prue: Oh, Phoebe. You do know that charming the pants off someone is just a figure of speech, don't you?

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Prue: Unfortunately, what got into you was lust, as in the sin of.
Piper: What, now you think we were infected?
Prue: Hello, gluttony, table for one.

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Prue: Everything's under control, don't worry about a thing. I've got it all under control. Hi, he needs medical attention. The Pastor's inside, I kicked his ass. He needs attention too, he's knocked out.

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Prue: Yeah, well, my sin's not nearly as fun as yours.
Phoebe: Wait, your sin, I thought you didn't get hit.
Prue: Well, that was the pride talking and it almost got me killed already.
Phoebe: Pride? You didn't seem all that different.
Prue: Oh really, well back at ya.

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Prue: Hey! Be nice. I don't want to talk about sin tonight.
Phoebe: Me neither!
Prue: So, this is a pretty interesting band. What's their name?
Piper: Orgy.

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Phoebe: I don't think we're gonna be able to pull this off.
Leo: We have to.
Prue: We've been in tighter jams than this before.
Phoebe: But we're running out of time, I don't think we're gonna make it.
Prue: Phoebe, we can do this, okay? I mean, if we just get a quick bite to eat at Red's, we can still make the 9: 30 Faithless at the Avalon.

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Cole: Save it. You can't stop the brotherhood with a little research and your basic kick, freeze and magical move. No offence intended.
Piper: Some taken.

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Prue: Alright, look. This whole voting together thing would be really, really cute if it weren't so annoying. I mean, maybe your guys votes should just count as one from now on.
Piper: Bet you wouldn't mind if we were voting with ya.

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Phoebe: They'll track your shimmer.
Cole: Not if we meet in the mausoleum. That's the second safest place I know.
Phoebe: What's the safest?
Cole: With you.

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Piper: Wait a minute, so Cole is risking his life to maintain stock portfolios?

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Piper: Wouldn't it be nice to save the world at a decent hour?

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