Charmed Quotes
Piper: We're gonna do talk shows and book signings and movie deals, and then be taken by the C.I.A. and be dissected.
Prue: How can you be joking about this?
Piper: Who's joking?
Prue: Well, I'm not. Alright, I'm scared. And you should be too. Okay, our lives, Piper, everything that we've worked for could be completely destroyed with-with one stupid mistake. Our entire future , our entire destiny could be wiped out just like that.
Prue: How can you be joking about this?
Piper: Who's joking?
Prue: Well, I'm not. Alright, I'm scared. And you should be too. Okay, our lives, Piper, everything that we've worked for could be completely destroyed with-with one stupid mistake. Our entire future , our entire destiny could be wiped out just like that.
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Alice: Hi my name is Alice, Alice Hicks. I've been trying to contact you. I want to join your coven.
Prue: What are you, nuts? This our home, get out of here!
Prue: What are you, nuts? This our home, get out of here!
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Prue: I don`t know, i feel cold. Phoebe, are you there? Phoebe, where are you?!
Prue: No!
Dr. Griffiths: What are you?
Shax: The end.
Prue: No!
Dr. Griffiths: What are you?
Shax: The end.
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Piper: I don't understand why magic can't fix this. And why we can't bring Prue back. It's not like we haven't cheated death before. I don't understand why this time isn't any different.
Phoebe: Because Leo can't heal the dead, Piper. You know that.
Piper: There's other magic, magic that we've used before. It's like the book just deserted us and deserted Prue, and I don't understand why.
Phoebe: We lost our sister. How can we ever understand that?
Phoebe: Because Leo can't heal the dead, Piper. You know that.
Piper: There's other magic, magic that we've used before. It's like the book just deserted us and deserted Prue, and I don't understand why.
Phoebe: We lost our sister. How can we ever understand that?
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Phoebe: I just thank god that I didn't lose you too. Now, we have to get some rest, Prue will never forgive us if we look bad at her funeral.
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Piper: She's been there my whole life. I've always had a big sister. And I don't know how to live without one.
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Piper: I don't want to do this anymore, okay? It's over! You can tell them we buried their precious Charmed Ones when we buried our sister.
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Cole: Honey, what are you doing?
Phoebe: Uh, cleaning.
Cole: But you don't clean. You hate cleaning.
Phoebe: I know. But it's better than falling apart, right?
Phoebe: Uh, cleaning.
Cole: But you don't clean. You hate cleaning.
Phoebe: I know. But it's better than falling apart, right?
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Paige: Oh, never mind. It's boring. All right, but if I tell you all about Paige and you use it against me, I will get out my voodoo doll and make you sorry you're a man. So my sad story is that I'm adopted, only it's not so sad because I loved my parents, God rest. So after they died, I went searching for my birth mother, hoping to get some answers. I went to the police station, found the church where I was dumped at… I checked around. I figured she must've lived near here, you know? They even thought I might've been… related to the Halliwell sisters for a minute, but their Mom died a long time ago, so I gave up on that.
Shane: Well, did you ever meet the sisters, ask them about it or…
Paige: Yeah right. "Hi. I think your Mom might've abandoned me at birth. What's for dinner?" No. I don't think so.
Shane: Well, did you ever meet the sisters, ask them about it or…
Paige: Yeah right. "Hi. I think your Mom might've abandoned me at birth. What's for dinner?" No. I don't think so.
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Phoebe: Hey, you okay?
Piper: Yeah, sure, why not? We could have another funeral tomorrow. I mean, all the dishes are out, and we pretty much know who to invite.
Phoebe: Piper...
Piper: Just tell me one thing. Are you insane or are you just plain stupid. We bury Prue this morning and you go off tonight and nearly join her. What the hell is the matter with you!?
Piper: Yeah, sure, why not? We could have another funeral tomorrow. I mean, all the dishes are out, and we pretty much know who to invite.
Phoebe: Piper...
Piper: Just tell me one thing. Are you insane or are you just plain stupid. We bury Prue this morning and you go off tonight and nearly join her. What the hell is the matter with you!?
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Piper: Well then we need to find Paige, and hope that she's not in trouble, so we can find Phebe and hope that she's not in trouble.
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Bouncer: Hold it! You can’t go in there.
Piper: Excuse me?
Bouncer: It’s the VIP area.
Piper: Oh! You’re assuming because I'm not tall, tattooed, or big breasted that I’m not important. That’s a bad assumption see, 'cos I own this club which makes me a V.V.VIP!
Piper: Excuse me?
Bouncer: It’s the VIP area.
Piper: Oh! You’re assuming because I'm not tall, tattooed, or big breasted that I’m not important. That’s a bad assumption see, 'cos I own this club which makes me a V.V.VIP!
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Phoebe: What's going on?
Piper: I'm going to ask Grams what's going on, actually.
Phoebe: Grams?
Piper: Mm-hmm! Your destiny still awaits, she says. There's a reason for everything, she says. So now it's time to summon her transparent butt back here and find out exactly what that reason is!
Phoebe: Okay, but what would--
Piper: [tensely reciting the spell, interrupting Phoebe loudly] Hear these words, hear my cry, spirit from the other side. Come to me, I summon thee, [angrily]cross now the Great DIVIDE!
Piper: I'm going to ask Grams what's going on, actually.
Phoebe: Grams?
Piper: Mm-hmm! Your destiny still awaits, she says. There's a reason for everything, she says. So now it's time to summon her transparent butt back here and find out exactly what that reason is!
Phoebe: Okay, but what would--
Piper: [tensely reciting the spell, interrupting Phoebe loudly] Hear these words, hear my cry, spirit from the other side. Come to me, I summon thee, [angrily]cross now the Great DIVIDE!
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Patty: It happened after your father and I were divorced, when Sam and I were together.
Cole: Sam?
Leo: Her white-lighter.
Cole: Hmm. Apples don't fall far from the forbidden tree, I see.
Cole: Sam?
Leo: Her white-lighter.
Cole: Hmm. Apples don't fall far from the forbidden tree, I see.
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Phoebe: ...We call the spirits to help undo and send him off to… Timbuktu!
Piper: Timbuktu? You sent him to Timbuktu?!
Phoebe: It was the only thing I could think of that rhymed with 'undo'.
Piper: Timbuktu? You sent him to Timbuktu?!
Phoebe: It was the only thing I could think of that rhymed with 'undo'.
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Piper: Yeah, I'm angry, um, I'm confused, and you know what, this, this is just crazy! You cannot float in here after all these years and go, 'Oh gosh, I forgot, by the way, you've got a sister!' Especially NOT today of all days!
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Leo: It's kind of hard to heal myself when I'm knocked out.
Phoebe: Leo, how is possible for an angel to even get knocked out? I mean, you are, after all, technically dead.
Leo: Three years together, and now you're asking these questions?
Phoebe: Well…
Piper: I think the more appropriate question is, how does a white-lighter get somebody knocked up?
Phoebe: Leo, how is possible for an angel to even get knocked out? I mean, you are, after all, technically dead.
Leo: Three years together, and now you're asking these questions?
Phoebe: Well…
Piper: I think the more appropriate question is, how does a white-lighter get somebody knocked up?
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Phoebe: Sister witch.
Piper: Half-witch, half-whitelighter. Let's not forget that little surprise.
Piper: Half-witch, half-whitelighter. Let's not forget that little surprise.
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Paige: Let's just say, when I wanted to find out who I was, I didn't want to find out I was a freak.
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Mr. Cowan: This is none of your business. You're an assisstant, not a social worker.
Paige: That's because you're too cheap to make me one.
Paige: That's because you're too cheap to make me one.
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Phoebe: So, perhaps the whitelighter in her makes it work differently.
Piper: Half breed.
Piper: Half breed.
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Phoebe: Why did you come to Prue's funeral? I mean, you never even met her right?
Paige: No, I never did. I don't want this to be taken the wrong way, but, I just feel like part of me lost her too. I just.. I felt drawn to her, to all you guys. I guess it was just part of me trying to find out who I was.
Paige: No, I never did. I don't want this to be taken the wrong way, but, I just feel like part of me lost her too. I just.. I felt drawn to her, to all you guys. I guess it was just part of me trying to find out who I was.
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Piper: Okay, turn left up here. And can you step on the gas a little?
[makes a sharp turn and almost collides with a taxi cab]
Phoebe: Off the gas! Off the gas!
Cole: Does somebody else want to drive here?
[makes a sharp turn and almost collides with a taxi cab]
Phoebe: Off the gas! Off the gas!
Cole: Does somebody else want to drive here?
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