Charmed Quotes
Phoebe: Instead of teaching Paige how to be a witch, we're out hunting for every Tom, Dick and Beelzebub in San Francisco.
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Phoebe: Piper, Cole's right. We have a system for fighting demons and it's worked pretty well for the last three years.
Piper: I think, uh, Prue being killed counts as a pretty big glitch in the system.
Piper: I think, uh, Prue being killed counts as a pretty big glitch in the system.
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Cole: She has no regard for her life, or anyone else's. She's Charles Bronson cubed.
Leo: I said I'd talk to her.
Phoebe: Guys, guys. Who is Charles Bronson? [Leo and Cole look at each other incredulously] Never mind.
Leo: I said I'd talk to her.
Phoebe: Guys, guys. Who is Charles Bronson? [Leo and Cole look at each other incredulously] Never mind.
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Piper: Evil got the Book of Shadows. How did evil get the Book of Shadows?
Phoebe: Oh no.
Piper: Oh no, Phoebe? Evil got the Book of Shadows, 'oh no' doesn't quite cover it.
Cole: Let me go see what I can find out... [stopped by Phoebe]
Phoebe: No, wait... Uh, Piper? Promise me you're not gonna over-react.
Piper: Is that even possible?
Phoebe: I think that, uh, maybe... [gulps] well, it might-might be feasible that, uh, [takes in a deep breath] Paige... borrowed the book.
Piper: What? Why-why... why... Why would you think that?!
Phoebe: See, now, this is what I meant by over-reacting, it's just that I...
Cole: You let Paige take the Book of Shadows out of the manor.
Phoebe: Well, no, I did not let her! It's just she left pretty quick and... it looks like she might've... [points to the open attic window]
Piper: Out of the window?!
Phoebe: Piper, I...
Piper: Phoebe, why would you even leave her alone with it?!
Phoebe: Well, because she's our sister.
Piper: [chuckles, then stops abruptly]Not for long! [stalks out]
[Phoebe follows Piper out of the door, only to return again to Cole, who is sitting on a chair]
Phoebe: Aren't you coming?
Cole: To vanquish your sister? [scoffs lightly] I think I'll sit this one out.
[Phoebe leaves while Cole twiddles his thumbs.]
Phoebe: Oh no.
Piper: Oh no, Phoebe? Evil got the Book of Shadows, 'oh no' doesn't quite cover it.
Cole: Let me go see what I can find out... [stopped by Phoebe]
Phoebe: No, wait... Uh, Piper? Promise me you're not gonna over-react.
Piper: Is that even possible?
Phoebe: I think that, uh, maybe... [gulps] well, it might-might be feasible that, uh, [takes in a deep breath] Paige... borrowed the book.
Piper: What? Why-why... why... Why would you think that?!
Phoebe: See, now, this is what I meant by over-reacting, it's just that I...
Cole: You let Paige take the Book of Shadows out of the manor.
Phoebe: Well, no, I did not let her! It's just she left pretty quick and... it looks like she might've... [points to the open attic window]
Piper: Out of the window?!
Phoebe: Piper, I...
Piper: Phoebe, why would you even leave her alone with it?!
Phoebe: Well, because she's our sister.
Piper: [chuckles, then stops abruptly]Not for long! [stalks out]
[Phoebe follows Piper out of the door, only to return again to Cole, who is sitting on a chair]
Phoebe: Aren't you coming?
Cole: To vanquish your sister? [scoffs lightly] I think I'll sit this one out.
[Phoebe leaves while Cole twiddles his thumbs.]
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Piper: You are so... [notices Paige's overlarge breasts] busted?!
Phoebe: Woo... hello!
Piper: You stole our sacred book, so you could perform magical plastic surgery on yourself?
Phoebe: Woo... hello!
Piper: You stole our sacred book, so you could perform magical plastic surgery on yourself?
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Piper: What happened?!
Paige: I don't know, they just... grew.
Piper: [as Phoebe scoffs] Oh, right, and-and you had nothing to do with that.
Phoebe: Did you cast any spells?
Paige: One... [reluctantly after a pause] Five...
Piper: Five?!
Phoebe: Okay, what did you do just before you turned into Betty Boop?
Paige: I don't know, they just... grew.
Piper: [as Phoebe scoffs] Oh, right, and-and you had nothing to do with that.
Phoebe: Did you cast any spells?
Paige: One... [reluctantly after a pause] Five...
Piper: Five?!
Phoebe: Okay, what did you do just before you turned into Betty Boop?
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Paige: Tell her, Piper. It's all right to hate her.
[Piper shakes her head once and turns to leave, angrily pulling against chained doors]
Paige: You should hate her. When my parents died, I hated them. I was alone, and I hated them. It is okay to hate Prue!
Piper: [seemingly to Paige] How dare you! [suddenly turns and begins to beat her hands against Prue's gravestone] How dare you leave me! How could you go and die and leave me here all alone, please come back! I need you, please come back... [breaks down sobbing while turning back human]
Leo: It's okay, it's gonna be okay, honey.
Piper: It's not 'okay', she risked her life every day and she never thought about what would happen to me and Phoebe if she was gone.
Leo: I know...
Piper: How could she think... that I could live without her?
[Piper shakes her head once and turns to leave, angrily pulling against chained doors]
Paige: You should hate her. When my parents died, I hated them. I was alone, and I hated them. It is okay to hate Prue!
Piper: [seemingly to Paige] How dare you! [suddenly turns and begins to beat her hands against Prue's gravestone] How dare you leave me! How could you go and die and leave me here all alone, please come back! I need you, please come back... [breaks down sobbing while turning back human]
Leo: It's okay, it's gonna be okay, honey.
Piper: It's not 'okay', she risked her life every day and she never thought about what would happen to me and Phoebe if she was gone.
Leo: I know...
Piper: How could she think... that I could live without her?
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Piper: With everything that happens in our lives, love just feels like an invitation for more pain.
Phoebe: Well... maybe you don't start with love. Maybe you just start with 'thanks'.
Phoebe: Well... maybe you don't start with love. Maybe you just start with 'thanks'.
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Piper: [noticing Paige's scratch] You know, Leo could fix that for you.
Paige: It's my first war wound, think I'll wear it with pride.
Paige: It's my first war wound, think I'll wear it with pride.
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Paige: It'll never be okay that she's gone, Piper. But I promise it will get better.
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Piper: Paige, there are rules to being a witch, rules that you will have to learn and follow.
Paige: Well, not to be difficult, but... you're married to our Whitelighter and Phoebe's shacking up with a demon. So, on balance, maybe my friend could stay cute?
Paige: Well, not to be difficult, but... you're married to our Whitelighter and Phoebe's shacking up with a demon. So, on balance, maybe my friend could stay cute?
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Mr. Cowan: My, my, my. That pile looks about the same size as it did about an hour ago.
Piper: Oh, that was my fault. I distracted her with muffins.
Mr. Cowan: And you are?
Piper: I'm her sister.
Piper: Oh, that was my fault. I distracted her with muffins.
Mr. Cowan: And you are?
Piper: I'm her sister.
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Piper: Okay. After mixing your potions, what's the best method to preserve unused sea slugs for future use? A) Pickle them, B) Sugar them, C) Smoke them, D) Freeze dry them.
Paige: Well now, you see, if I had extra sea slugs, I'd let those little suckers go right on back into the ocean.
Paige: Well now, you see, if I had extra sea slugs, I'd let those little suckers go right on back into the ocean.
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Piper: Paige, don't be make me the wicked witch of the northwest. I didn't ask for this big sister gig and frankly it sucks. But since I'm on a roll, you should get rid of that lollipop habit because it's going to rot your teeth.
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Paige: Next up, some powered toadstool. Bam! Let's kick it up one more notch.
Leo: Whoa, what are you doing?
Paige: You know, just preparing for the Source.
Leo: Oh, is he coming over for dinner?
Leo: Whoa, what are you doing?
Paige: You know, just preparing for the Source.
Leo: Oh, is he coming over for dinner?
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Mason: He said that if he doesn't hurry up and make you a social worker, you'll probably quit and start your own agency. That or end up in jail. He wasn't sure which.
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Piper: Okay, well like it or not, there have been a lot of changes lately, and this is hardly the biggest.
Phoebe: Ooh, speak of the devil/whitelighter/witch.
Phoebe: Ooh, speak of the devil/whitelighter/witch.
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Phoebe: It's not fair, you shouldn't carry the financial burden.
Piper: I will worry about the source of our income, if you worry about the Source of all evil.
Piper: I will worry about the source of our income, if you worry about the Source of all evil.
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Phoebe: Damn it! I am only going to say this once, the real world better start showing me some respect otherwise I'm going to stop saving it every week!
Leo: What happened?
Phoebe: I just had the worst job interview for a position that a monkey could fill, provided that the monkey could explain why it needed flexible work hours.
Leo: What happened?
Phoebe: I just had the worst job interview for a position that a monkey could fill, provided that the monkey could explain why it needed flexible work hours.
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Piper: Do not go into that house. Did you hear me? I said do not go in. It is like talking to a wall!
Leo: She's got the Halliwell hearing.
Leo: She's got the Halliwell hearing.
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