Charmed Quotes

Phoebe: Generations of Halliwells have fought demons and had kids. It didn't stop them, why should it stop you?
Piper: Did it ever occur to you that maybe this is none of your business?
Phoebe: Oh, that's besides the point.

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Cole: [quietly] What's not supposed to be here?
[Piper notices a chair in the observatory and blows it up]
Phoebe: Piper, I think that was Paige's chair.
Piper: [satisfactorily] Yeah, I know, it was ugly.

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Paige: What the hell happened?
Piper: The freakin' furniture just attacked!

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Piper: Evil hiding in plain sight, I use this spell with all my might, to stop your changing form and shape, this vanquish deals your fate.
Orderly: It doesn't really rhyme does it? Sorry.

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Piper: I'm gonna be sooo happy when I vanquish your sorry ass.

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Piper: Let go of me so I can blow him up. I'm gonna blow you up!

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Piper: Leo! Leo!
Paige: Will you stop with the Leo Leo, you're driving me crazier than I already am.
Phoebe: Ahh!
Piper: What? What is it? What did you see?
Phoebe: I saw the back of my eyelids, what do you think I saw?

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Paige: Hurry up, looney tunes, get me outta here.

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Phoebe: Sorry...had to grab my broom.
Piper: For what?
Phoebe: Well for flying, silly.

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Phoebe: [jumps on broomstick] Another innocent to save!

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Paige: Got milk? Ooh, don't think so.

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Phoebe: & Paige: Life to life and mind to mind,
Our spirits now will intertwine.
We meld our souls and journey to,
The one whose thoughts we wish we knew.


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Phoebe: I think it worked.
Paige: Either that or we're in Mary Poppins' head.

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Piper: From whence they came,
Return them now,
Vanish the words,
Vanish our powers.


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Piper: Are you really my husband?
Leo: Yes.
Piper: And that would make you two really my sisters?
Phoebe: Whether you like it or not!

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Paige: What do you say we click our heels and get out of this crazy joint. No offense.

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Piper: No. Everything is just right.

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Piper: Yeah... which, ummm, I'll actually pay to replace.

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Piper: Actually, yeah... it is. I was just upset that there was yet another demon in our house, in our lives. And I know I should stop fighting it and just accept it, but...

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Leo: Well, the good news is that you won't have to deal with the Source anytime soon, because Cole hurt him pretty bad.

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Piper: Ewwww...

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Leo: [to Piper] You sure you're okay?
Piper: Yeah. I mean, I'm never going to stop wanting a normal life, but I think thats the one thing that actually keeps me sane.
Leo: Well, you deserve a normal life Piper. We both do. And maybe we'll get that once we banish the Source once and for all.
Piper: And who knows. Maybe one day I could have a baby shower of my own. What do you think?
Leo: Well in that case...

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Piper: Oh!
Leo: [Leo grins] Need to practice a little.
Piper: Leo!
Piper, : Leo: [Piper and Leo orb off in a shower of blue sparks. You hear Leo laughing]

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Paige: So I hear you and Leo are thinking about having a baby.
Piper: Where did you hear that from?
Paige: From Phoebe. Oh did I just break some sort of sister confidentiality clause.

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Phoebe: We have to stop meeting like this.
Cole: Marry me.
Phoebe: What?

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Paige: You were a demon and a lawyer? Insert joke here.

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Sykes: Belthazor, we meet at last.
Belthazor: But not for long.

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Phoebe: What do you want?
Sykes: The same thing you do, only I call him Belthazor.

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Phoebe: Well, just because you're not a demon anymore doesn't mean we can't live in sin.

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Paige: A demon who likes to kill witches. Well, that narrows it down to about every page in the book.
Piper: We have one clue. We know he likes to use an athame.
Paige: How does that help?
Piper: Well, it means he has hands. Keep flipping.

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