Charmed Quotes

Phoebe: Where are you going?
Piper: P3
Phoebe: At 9 in the morning, don't club kids sleep in?
Piper: Corporate party, big money, total nightmare.
Phoebe: Uh, what if there's an attack?
Piper: At 9am? Don't demons sleep in?

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Piper: Great, well, I say the only good Source is a dead Source.

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Paige: Who's going to kill us?
Piper: No one.
Paige: That's new.

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Paige: Who's attacking us?
Piper: No one.
Paige: Right on, I get the weekend off.
Piper: See now that is the spirit.

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Phoebe: So, I was thinking, since you're the potions master, isn't there something you could whip up? Some kind of protection potion, maybe?
Piper: Pheebs, if there was such a thing as a protection potion we'd be mixing it in our morning coffee.

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Phoebe: This is perfect. We need a theme. You're an artistic, creative type.
Paige: A theme?
Phoebe: Yeah, I'll explain on the way. Us theme, you potion.
Piper: Me peeved, you annoying.

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Phoebe: Being of creativity,
Show yourself now to me,
Your light which shines upon our face,
Let our vision now embrace.


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Piper: Now that I know what we're up against I can practically taste the potion. I don't know what it does, but it tastes pretty good.

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Piper: I'm making this up as I go along, so power surge or no, you're going to have to be patient. Just like you're going to have to be patient on the marriage front.
Cole: I don't think that's any of your business.
Leo: You don't know sisters very well, do you?

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Leo: Okay, so what exactly are you doing now?
Phoebe: Basking in the brilliance of our failure.

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Phoebe: It's about good versus evil, and wrong versus right, and our job as witches to fight the good fight.
Piper: Dr. Seuss, is that you?

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Piper, Phoebe, and Paige: Evil is a faithful foe,
But good does battle best,
We witches will,
With these words,
Waste the warlocks evil zest.


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Piper, Phoebe, Paige: Being of creativity,
Hide yourself now from me,
Your light that shines upon our face,
From our vision now erase.


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Cole: I went from all powerful demon to mere mortal overnight.
Phoebe: You are not mere. Baby, you are anything but mere.
Cole: Next to the Charmed Ones I'm a potted plant.

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Phoebe: Am I the world's biggest bitch or what?
Piper: Nah, too easy.

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Leo: No, Clyde ignores them. There's only one way to get Clyde down here. [to Clyde] Clyde! Get your butt down here you fetid worm from the bog of eternal stench! [to Piper] You gotta make him mad. [to Clyde] Your mother was a chunky substance from a gin cesspool! And she smelled bad too!

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[The three sisters are sitting at the dining room table drinking apple cider.]
Phoebe: (to paige) You haven't told us and we've been dying to know. What happened in your past?
Paige: I found out that I wasn't responsible for the accident.
Piper: Of course you weren't.
(Paige looks sad.)
Phoebe: Then what's wrong?
Paige: It just makes me sad that my parents will never see us, or what I've become.
Leo: Actually, that's not quite true.
(Paige's adopted parents appear in the dining holding hands.)
Piper: Uh, Leo?
Leo: Let's just say that I owe Clyde now.
Paige's Mom: We know who you are honey, what you've become.
Paige's Dad: We've been with you every step of the way and we're so proud of you sweetheart.
(Paige hugs her parents.)(Cut to credits.)

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Phoebe: Can you take us back to meet John Lennon?

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Leo: Rough ride. You okay?
Paige: Yeh. I'm alright.. I'm all wrong! I'm so scrooged, I was meant to come back as a ghost, not a ghost with braces.

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Piper: Darryl, I'm sorry, but what do you want me to say? My sister was just possessed with a supernaturally born killer and my husband is in 1994, and I do not mean in the fashion sense. He time traveled back with my other sister so the only one left to help me is you.
Darryl: Gee. Thanks.

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Piper: First they're all over each other at the manor, then they steal a ring and now a wedding dress? Frankie and Lulu's unfinished business isn't criminal, it's matrimonial. They wanna get married!
Darryl: Do you people have any normal weddings in your family?

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[Paige heads for the exploded car her parents were in. Leo runs over and grabs her. She screams.]
Paige: Let go of me! I have to save them!
Leo: They're gone.
Paige: Why did you bring me back here! Why! I though I could stop the accident!
Leo: You couldn't stop the accident because it was never your fault.
Paige: It was my fault. It was my fault.
Leo: They would have died anyway, it was their destiny. Just like it was your destiny to be saved by magic.
Paige: That's how I got out of the car. I orbed out.
Leo: That's right.
Paige: I could always orb?
Leo: Magic's always been inside of you. It saved you because you were meant to do great things with it, and you have, and you will. This is what you came back here to find, what caused the accident, why you survived it. You need to forgive yourself.
Paige: But it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, they'll never know how much I love them. They'll never know what good parents they were.

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Phoebe: Uhm, If you'll put your nose any deeper into that coffee cup, you're gonna need a snorkel. What do you know?

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Phoebe: Am I the world's biggest bitch or what?
Piper: Nah, too easy.

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Phoebe: I can't sleep because I miss Cole too much. If he doesn't come home soon, I'm going to turn into a vampire.
Paige: Jokes like that in this house, not so funny.

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Piper: I don't think you understand..
Paige: I understand that I also pay rent here!
Piper: There is no rent.
Paige: It's an expression.
Piper: No it's not!
Paige: Well it should be!

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Juror: Hey, I got a premonition. We'll be outta here in time for lunch.

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Piper: Look out Nancy Drew coming through!

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Paige: Let mind and body soar,
To heights not reached before,
Let limits stretch,
That you may catch,
A new truth to explore.


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Phoebe: I'm gonna need a few things. A sage stick, five white candles and...
Juror: A magic wand.
Phoebe: No, incense. I'm gonna summon the dead.
Juror: Ooooh.

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