Charmed Quotes
Paige: Aah!
Piper: What, demons you can handle, but not rats? Aah!
Paige: Right back at you.
Piper: What, demons you can handle, but not rats? Aah!
Paige: Right back at you.
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Phoebe: What are you doing?
Juror: Looking for wires. This is some kind of trick.
Phoebe: Did you find any?
Juror: Looking for wires. This is some kind of trick.
Phoebe: Did you find any?
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Phoebe: What good is being a witch if I can't just twitch my nose and make the laundry fold itself.
Cole: Which witch can do that?
Phoebe: Samantha Stevens. From Betwitched.
Cole: Which witch can do that?
Phoebe: Samantha Stevens. From Betwitched.
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Cole: I'm getting more human by the day. What would you say if I became really human, and got a job?
Phoebe: If thats the criteria for being really human then I am in big trouble.
Phoebe: If thats the criteria for being really human then I am in big trouble.
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Cole: Phoebe we're hardly typical. I proposed to you under a hail of demon goo and you accepted while I was bleeding to death.
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Phoebe: It's just, becoming a wife. I mean, I like Samantha but I never actually wanted to become her. See, Samantha, she was married to a human, Darren. Darren completely suppressed Samantha's magic, completely denied who she was. And it wasn't because he didn't love her, it was just that's the way it had to be.
Cole: And this was one of your favourite shows?
Cole: And this was one of your favourite shows?
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Phoebe: She went from being Samantha to Mrs. Darren Stevens overnight.
Cole: Well, that won't happen to you.
Phoebe: Won't it?
Cole: No. You'll become Mrs. Cole Turner.
Cole: Well, that won't happen to you.
Phoebe: Won't it?
Cole: No. You'll become Mrs. Cole Turner.
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Cole: Miss Phoebe Halliwell, I come to you, a man, nothing more, nothing less, to ask, will you be my wife?
Phoebe: Hmm.. Yeah, I will, again.
Phoebe: Hmm.. Yeah, I will, again.
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Paige: Urgh, the sun came up again.
Phoebe: Good morning sunshine, let me pour you a cup of coffee. Notice anything different about me?
Piper: Engagement ring. Notice it or wear coffee.
Phoebe: Good morning sunshine, let me pour you a cup of coffee. Notice anything different about me?
Piper: Engagement ring. Notice it or wear coffee.
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Leo: It's a lot for any child to deal with. Plus ours will be doublely magical, half-whitelighter, half-witch.
Paige: Hey, that's like me! Oh...you might have some trouble.
Paige: Hey, that's like me! Oh...you might have some trouble.
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Phoebe: And Paige, thank you so much for getting him this job. I mean especially now that we're going to be married and he's gonna have to get used to bringing home the bacon.
Paige: Since when does Phoebe care about bacon?
Leo: I'm sure she meant all breakfast meats.
Paige: Since when does Phoebe care about bacon?
Leo: I'm sure she meant all breakfast meats.
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Piper: You know what? Don't make our issues his issues. I think you need to give him a chance to learn how to control it. Maybe that's why we met him. To teach him, guide him.
Phoebe: Feed him.
Paige: Wow, Phoebe, you went all out.
Phoebe: Oh, well, you know me. Any excuse to spend a little extra time in the kitchen.
Piper: I do know you and that's just not true.
Phoebe: Oh, but it is now that I'm going to be Sadie, Sadie, married lady.
Piper: Alright, Sadie, how about I take the cookies to the kid.
Phoebe: Feed him.
Paige: Wow, Phoebe, you went all out.
Phoebe: Oh, well, you know me. Any excuse to spend a little extra time in the kitchen.
Piper: I do know you and that's just not true.
Phoebe: Oh, but it is now that I'm going to be Sadie, Sadie, married lady.
Piper: Alright, Sadie, how about I take the cookies to the kid.
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Phoebe: (sung to the tune of Jingle Bells) I'm making soup for Cole. He'll eat it in a bowl. I guess thats my new role, just making soup for Cole.
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Phoebe: Oh honey, what will you do?
Cole: Well, I dunno, I'm still searching for who I am. But we know who you are, which is a demon-fighting, ass-kicking witch who never lets her sisters down. So get out of that bathtub and show me what you're made of!
[Phoebe stands up and flahes black and white.]
Phoebe: Better?
Paige: Hey, Cole, how's your progress going on... Oh God, full frontal Phoebe! Sorry.
Cole: She just flashed.
Paige: Yeah, I got that!
Cole: No, no, I mean she just flashed black and white.
Cole: Well, I dunno, I'm still searching for who I am. But we know who you are, which is a demon-fighting, ass-kicking witch who never lets her sisters down. So get out of that bathtub and show me what you're made of!
[Phoebe stands up and flahes black and white.]
Phoebe: Better?
Paige: Hey, Cole, how's your progress going on... Oh God, full frontal Phoebe! Sorry.
Cole: She just flashed.
Paige: Yeah, I got that!
Cole: No, no, I mean she just flashed black and white.
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Piper: Stand back.
[Piper keeps trying to blow up the spell-protected gates and succeeds on the third time.]
Phoebe: What was that?
Paige: I think you just saw a mother lift a car off her child.
[Piper keeps trying to blow up the spell-protected gates and succeeds on the third time.]
Phoebe: What was that?
Paige: I think you just saw a mother lift a car off her child.
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Piper, Phoebe, and Paige: The brittle winter
Gives way to flowers of spring,
Ludlow is vanquished.
Phoebe: What the hell was that?
Paige: A Haiku, I couldn't do the rhyming thing.
Gives way to flowers of spring,
Ludlow is vanquished.
Phoebe: What the hell was that?
Paige: A Haiku, I couldn't do the rhyming thing.
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Piper: Paige, you coming?
Paige: Can't. I have to go to that evil place where they keep my paycheck.
Paige: Can't. I have to go to that evil place where they keep my paycheck.
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Phoebe: Oh honey, are you still on that Last Will and Testament kick? I gotta tell you, it's very very morbid.
Piper: No, it's very very responsible. Prue did it, and thank God she did 'cause if she didn't we'd still be dealing with lawyers. No offense.
Cole: Oh, none taken. I've come to terms with my evil past.
Piper: No, it's very very responsible. Prue did it, and thank God she did 'cause if she didn't we'd still be dealing with lawyers. No offense.
Cole: Oh, none taken. I've come to terms with my evil past.
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Cole: Well, one step at a time. First we vanquish the Source, then we'll worry about putting Pandora back in it's box.
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The Seer: Even now I can see the void where your demon half used to exist, it craves to be complete again.
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Paige: I don't understand, if we got our powers back, where did the Source go?
The Seer: Into the void.
The Seer: Into the void.
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Phoebe: For Prue.
Piper: For Prue.
Leo: What do you say we go home and get started on our future?
Piper: What do you say we go home and sleep, and we work on that future tomorrow night.
Piper: For Prue.
Leo: What do you say we go home and get started on our future?
Piper: What do you say we go home and sleep, and we work on that future tomorrow night.
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Piper, Phoebe, and Paige: Prudence, Penelope, Patricia, Melinda,
Astrid, Helena, Laura and Grace,
Halliwell witches stand strong beside us,
Vanquish this evil from time and space.
Astrid, Helena, Laura and Grace,
Halliwell witches stand strong beside us,
Vanquish this evil from time and space.
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Piper: Maybe you're right, maybe you do need the book. What good is being a witch if you can't use a little magic when you're hurting.
Phoebe: I cannot believe that you're suggesting that. What about personal gain?
Piper: Well, just word the spell properly, avoid it. You should know how to do it by now. Just be pure, ask your heart for the answer. Just don't tell Paige, I just don't want her thinking she can do it too.
Phoebe: I cannot believe that you're suggesting that. What about personal gain?
Piper: Well, just word the spell properly, avoid it. You should know how to do it by now. Just be pure, ask your heart for the answer. Just don't tell Paige, I just don't want her thinking she can do it too.
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