Charmed Quotes

Paige: Aah!
Piper: What, demons you can handle, but not rats? Aah!
Paige: Right back at you.

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Phoebe: What are you doing?
Juror: Looking for wires. This is some kind of trick.
Phoebe: Did you find any?

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Glen: Excuse me?

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Phoebe: What good is being a witch if I can't just twitch my nose and make the laundry fold itself.
Cole: Which witch can do that?
Phoebe: Samantha Stevens. From Betwitched.

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Cole: I'm getting more human by the day. What would you say if I became really human, and got a job?
Phoebe: If thats the criteria for being really human then I am in big trouble.

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Cole: Phoebe we're hardly typical. I proposed to you under a hail of demon goo and you accepted while I was bleeding to death.

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Phoebe: It's just, becoming a wife. I mean, I like Samantha but I never actually wanted to become her. See, Samantha, she was married to a human, Darren. Darren completely suppressed Samantha's magic, completely denied who she was. And it wasn't because he didn't love her, it was just that's the way it had to be.
Cole: And this was one of your favourite shows?

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Phoebe: She went from being Samantha to Mrs. Darren Stevens overnight.
Cole: Well, that won't happen to you.
Phoebe: Won't it?
Cole: No. You'll become Mrs. Cole Turner.

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Cole: Miss Phoebe Halliwell, I come to you, a man, nothing more, nothing less, to ask, will you be my wife?
Phoebe: Hmm.. Yeah, I will, again.

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Paige: Urgh, the sun came up again.
Phoebe: Good morning sunshine, let me pour you a cup of coffee. Notice anything different about me?
Piper: Engagement ring. Notice it or wear coffee.

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Leo: It's a lot for any child to deal with. Plus ours will be doublely magical, half-whitelighter, half-witch.
Paige: Hey, that's like me! Oh...you might have some trouble.

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Phoebe: And Paige, thank you so much for getting him this job. I mean especially now that we're going to be married and he's gonna have to get used to bringing home the bacon.
Paige: Since when does Phoebe care about bacon?
Leo: I'm sure she meant all breakfast meats.

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Piper: You know what? Don't make our issues his issues. I think you need to give him a chance to learn how to control it. Maybe that's why we met him. To teach him, guide him.
Phoebe: Feed him.
Paige: Wow, Phoebe, you went all out.
Phoebe: Oh, well, you know me. Any excuse to spend a little extra time in the kitchen.
Piper: I do know you and that's just not true.
Phoebe: Oh, but it is now that I'm going to be Sadie, Sadie, married lady.
Piper: Alright, Sadie, how about I take the cookies to the kid.

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Leo: Phoebe, are you feeling alright?
Phoebe: Peachy keen.

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Phoebe: (sung to the tune of Jingle Bells) I'm making soup for Cole. He'll eat it in a bowl. I guess thats my new role, just making soup for Cole.

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Phoebe: Oh honey, what will you do?
Cole: Well, I dunno, I'm still searching for who I am. But we know who you are, which is a demon-fighting, ass-kicking witch who never lets her sisters down. So get out of that bathtub and show me what you're made of!
[Phoebe stands up and flahes black and white.]
Phoebe: Better?
Paige: Hey, Cole, how's your progress going on... Oh God, full frontal Phoebe! Sorry.
Cole: She just flashed.
Paige: Yeah, I got that!
Cole: No, no, I mean she just flashed black and white.

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Piper: Stand back.
[Piper keeps trying to blow up the spell-protected gates and succeeds on the third time.]
Phoebe: What was that?
Paige: I think you just saw a mother lift a car off her child.

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Piper, Phoebe, and Paige: The brittle winter
Gives way to flowers of spring,
Ludlow is vanquished.

Phoebe: What the hell was that?
Paige: A Haiku, I couldn't do the rhyming thing.

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Piper: Paige, you coming?
Paige: Can't. I have to go to that evil place where they keep my paycheck.

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Piper: A demon? What kind of demon?
Phoebe: One with a half a face.
Piper: Yuck!!

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Phoebe: Oh honey, are you still on that Last Will and Testament kick? I gotta tell you, it's very very morbid.
Piper: No, it's very very responsible. Prue did it, and thank God she did 'cause if she didn't we'd still be dealing with lawyers. No offense.
Cole: Oh, none taken. I've come to terms with my evil past.

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Cole: Well, one step at a time. First we vanquish the Source, then we'll worry about putting Pandora back in it's box.

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The Seer: Even now I can see the void where your demon half used to exist, it craves to be complete again.

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Paige: Oh, my God!
The Source: Not quite.

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The Source: Say hello to Prue for me.

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Paige: I don't understand, if we got our powers back, where did the Source go?
The Seer: Into the void.

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Phoebe: For Prue.
Piper: For Prue.
Leo: What do you say we go home and get started on our future?
Piper: What do you say we go home and sleep, and we work on that future tomorrow night.

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Piper, Phoebe, and Paige: Prudence, Penelope, Patricia, Melinda,
Astrid, Helena, Laura and Grace,
Halliwell witches stand strong beside us,
Vanquish this evil from time and space.


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Piper: Maybe you're right, maybe you do need the book. What good is being a witch if you can't use a little magic when you're hurting.
Phoebe: I cannot believe that you're suggesting that. What about personal gain?
Piper: Well, just word the spell properly, avoid it. You should know how to do it by now. Just be pure, ask your heart for the answer. Just don't tell Paige, I just don't want her thinking she can do it too.

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Paige: I hate it when you're right.
Piper: Really? See, I usually like it.

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