Charmed Quotes

Piper: This demon didn't even seem to know who we were, which by the way I find insulting.

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Phoebe: I can explain, you are dreaming.
Piper: Dreaming?
Phoebe: Yes, dreaming. And you are going to wake up in your room and everything is going to be fine.
Little Phoebe: I'm ten, I'm not stupid. Grams!
Piper: Wow, I do not miss that.

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Cole: Who are you?
Old Phoebe: Maybe this will refresh your memory. You bastard. [slaps Cole across the face.]

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Phoebe: I cast a spell to hear my heart's desire. And i guess my past self and my future self showed up to help me listen.
Cole: What desire did you want to hear?
Phoebe: That's between me and...me.
Old Phoebe: Worried?

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Old Phoebe: Ah, the good old days. Of course, nobody's gonna take you seriously until you stop dressing like a tramp.
Phoebe: A tramp? That is so 'in' right now.

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Little Phoebe: Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream...
Piper: Honey, you have to listen to me.
Little Phoebe: Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream.
Piper: We're just trying to help.
Leo: She's your sister.
Piper: Yeah, don't remind me.

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Phoebe: Having a little trouble with young Phoebe?
Piper: Yeah, enough to make me reconsider having children. Maybe we should just lie to her again.
Phoebe: No. I think I have an idea.
Little Phoebe: Stay away from me or I'll sick Prue on you.
Piper: Oh, yeah, don't go there.

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Piper: Having problems with geriatric you?

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Little Phoebe: Oh, my gosh! Who are you?
Phoebe: That guy is Cole. He's our fiancee.
Little Phoebe: Wait, you mean he's our prince? The one who sweeps us off our feet?
Piper: : Haha, Prince?

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Paige: What about little Phoebe? She went back to her time with all this knowledge of the future. Won't that cause complications?
Piper: I doubt it. The minute she starts talking about magic, Grams will do some hocus pocus to erase all that knowledge.
Paige: That's nice.
Piper: That's Grams.

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Paige: I did the rhyme, I will do the time.

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Piper, Phoebe, and Paige: Hell threw you from it's inner core,
But Earth won't hold you any more,
Since heaven cannot be your place,
Let flesh and blood be now erased.


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Phoebe: And for my two beautiful bridesmaids, whom I chose because they're my best friends in the whole wide world. There's a bonsai tree for balance and harmony, and a dreamcatcher so all your dreams will come true, just like mine have.
Paige: This is so great, tarot cards! My deck is totally trashed, this is perfect.
Phoebe: That's just incase you need psychic services while me and my new husband are busy getting busy.

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Leo: What is a wedding without a bachelor party? I've got poker chips, corn chips...I have chips!

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Paige: This is Phoebe and Cole's tarot reading. They were lovers in the past, despair fills their present, but this is their future.
Piper: Oh, please, this looks nothing like Death. Prue met him, I know.

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Piper: Phoebe, let's not blow this out of proportion
Phoebe: My wedding dress could double as a circus tent, I think things are already out of proportion.

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Phoebe: Don't think I don't know how you really feel about Cole.
Paige: Ugh, I have been nothing but nice to that demon.
Phoebe: Ex-demon.
Paige: Oh, is that like ex-convict?

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Piper: You are going to get ready, we are going to put lots and lots of makeup on you.
Paige: Oh face it, there's not spackle in the world to fill those craters.

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Paige: Listen, we're not fighting each other here, we're fighting evil. We kick evil's ass every day.
Piper: Sometimes twice a day.

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Phoebe: To marriage.
Piper: Hey, this is supposed to be our anniversary.
Phoebe: To Piper and Leo's marriage, may ours be as successful as theirs.
Piper: Yeh, see that still didn't sound like it was about us.

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Cole: You can't go yet Paige, we haven't gotten to the good part.
Paige: Oh, I'm sorry, I thought watching you guys make out all night was supposed to be the highlight of my evening.

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Phoebe: Speaking of looking forward... Piper, you're going on your honeymoon tonight. I think new lingerie is in order.
Piper: You always think new lingerie is in order.
Phoebe: Not for me, silly. You wanna come, Paige?
Paige: Ugh, I can't. I have to go to that evil place where they keep my paycheque.
Phoebe: Oh, right, sorry.

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Phoebe: How do you spell 'oblique'?
Piper: With spellcheck.

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Phoebe: Yes, Printing!
Piper: Hi, Saving!

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Paige: I can't believe I destroyed the house.
Phoebe: What I can't believe is what you almost saw in the hotel room. If you had gotten there five minutes earlier...
Piper: Lalala! Oversharing.

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Piper: I'll go get the book and brush up on my ghostbusting.
Paige: No, no. I'll go do it.
Piper: You just said you were late for work
Paige: Yeah, but he's a ghost, who knows where he came from, what era. He's like a piece of manhunk history.

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Phoebe: Cole wants us to get our own place
Paige: What, you mean move out?
Phoebe: Yeah, you know, like normal married couples do.
Piper: We didn't.
Phoebe: Yeah, but you're not normal.

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Woman: What's going on? Who is that?
Piper: My hero.

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Paige: You know what Cole, just bite me.

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Phoebe: So what's going on, is there a demon convention in San Francisco or what?
Piper: Yes, there is a demonic electoral college, they've called a meeting and they're voting in a new source!

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