Charmed Quotes
Paige: How many have you had?
Rowan: I don't keep track. Faces all fade away, it's the taste you remember.
Paige: And what was I, fast food?
Rowan: I don't keep track. Faces all fade away, it's the taste you remember.
Paige: And what was I, fast food?
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Piper: Maybe this is more than just being run down. Maybe you're pregnant.
Phoebe: That is funny. Actually, it's not so funny.. I went to the drugstore, I got a test, a peed on a stick and I anxiously awaited the results in two minutes.
Piper: And?
Phoebe: And, it was negative, thankfully.
Piper: Yeah, well, mine was too.
Phoebe: That is funny. Actually, it's not so funny.. I went to the drugstore, I got a test, a peed on a stick and I anxiously awaited the results in two minutes.
Piper: And?
Phoebe: And, it was negative, thankfully.
Piper: Yeah, well, mine was too.
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Piper: Manticore?
Phoebe: Bites, but doesn't fly.
Piper: Phoenix?
Phoebe: Flies, but doesn't bite.
Piper: Chupacabra!
Phoebe(laughs): God bless you! Flies and bites, but only attacks livestock.
Phoebe: Bites, but doesn't fly.
Piper: Phoenix?
Phoebe: Flies, but doesn't bite.
Piper: Chupacabra!
Phoebe(laughs): God bless you! Flies and bites, but only attacks livestock.
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Piper: We only know that Cole is dealing with demons, not that he is a demon.
Paige: If it looks like a demon and walks like a demon.
Piper: That's ducks, that's not Phoebe's husband!
Paige: If it looks like a demon and walks like a demon.
Piper: That's ducks, that's not Phoebe's husband!
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Piper: Well maybe you haven't heard. There's a new Source, the old one is dead.
Paige: Yeah, we already kicked his sorry ass.
Wizard: He didn't die. He was reborn into a new sorry ass. Wait, that didn't come out right.
Paige: Yeah, we already kicked his sorry ass.
Wizard: He didn't die. He was reborn into a new sorry ass. Wait, that didn't come out right.
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Phoebe: You're lying, I can see your wisdom teeth.
Paige: I don't have wisdom teeth.
Paige: I don't have wisdom teeth.
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Wizard: Please, Merlin was an over-rated hack. Tell me he's not the only wizard you people have ever heard of.
Paige: Does Harry Potter count?
Paige: Does Harry Potter count?
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Piper: (After Piper blows up a demon) What an idiot, doesn't every demon know by now, who's house this is?
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Phoebe: Do me a favor. Find something that strengthens me and doesn’t taste like crap.
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Piper: This one duplicates my freezing power, plus it scalds the flesh, so we should only use it in a dire emergency.
Paige: No! I will not scald Phoebe’s flesh!
Paige: No! I will not scald Phoebe’s flesh!
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Paige: She's like Piper-lite. All the personality without any of those messy emotions.
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Piper: Phoebe, you're evil. You're like the Queen of All Evil. Literally.
Phoebe: That's beside the point.
Phoebe: That's beside the point.
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Paige: You evil, son-of-a-bitch.
[Piper blows Cole up and he turns into wasps. Paige starts placing crystals around the floor.]
Piper: Phoebe, get out here and help us, dammit.
[Cole turns back in front of Paige and knocks her back as Piper warns her.]
Cole: Don't make me kill you.
[Piper blows him up again]
Piper: Phoebe! You heard what he said, he's gonna kill us, help us!
Phoebe: [as she's leaving the bathroom] Forgive me.
[Cole reforms and has a fireball in hand as Phoebe picks up the fallen crystal.]
Cole: I'm sorry. It's... It's for the best.
Phoebe: ... I know it is. [walks over and kisses Cole]
Piper: Phoebe?
Phoebe: [backing away] I'm sorry, too. [she places the last crystal on the ground, trapping Cole.]
Cole: Phoebe, no... No!
Phoebe: I'm sorry, baby. I'm so sorry.
Piper: Prudence, Penelope, Patricia, Melinda... [Cole's legs go up in flames.]
Phoebe: [voice breaking] Ashford, Helen, Laura, and Grace... [Cole's upper body go up in flames.]
Cole: [to Phoebe, whispering] I'll always love you.
Paige: Halliwell witches, stand strong beside us...
Phoebe: Vanquish this evil...
Piper, Phoebe, and Paige: From time and space.
[Cole screams in pain and explodes in flames.]
[Piper blows Cole up and he turns into wasps. Paige starts placing crystals around the floor.]
Piper: Phoebe, get out here and help us, dammit.
[Cole turns back in front of Paige and knocks her back as Piper warns her.]
Cole: Don't make me kill you.
[Piper blows him up again]
Piper: Phoebe! You heard what he said, he's gonna kill us, help us!
Phoebe: [as she's leaving the bathroom] Forgive me.
[Cole reforms and has a fireball in hand as Phoebe picks up the fallen crystal.]
Cole: I'm sorry. It's... It's for the best.
Phoebe: ... I know it is. [walks over and kisses Cole]
Piper: Phoebe?
Phoebe: [backing away] I'm sorry, too. [she places the last crystal on the ground, trapping Cole.]
Cole: Phoebe, no... No!
Phoebe: I'm sorry, baby. I'm so sorry.
Piper: Prudence, Penelope, Patricia, Melinda... [Cole's legs go up in flames.]
Phoebe: [voice breaking] Ashford, Helen, Laura, and Grace... [Cole's upper body go up in flames.]
Cole: [to Phoebe, whispering] I'll always love you.
Paige: Halliwell witches, stand strong beside us...
Phoebe: Vanquish this evil...
Piper, Phoebe, and Paige: From time and space.
[Cole screams in pain and explodes in flames.]
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Piper: How, how, how could you do that? How could you just let him go?
Phoebe: I don't know why you're so upset, we saved the innocent, didn't we?
Piper: I can't talk to her. You talk to her!
Leo: Phoebe...
Phoebe: Things are not as black and white as they used to be, ok? I can't just go around and killing demons anymore.
Paige: Why not? We heard you just killed two last night.
Phoebe: Yeah, well that was different, he was getting on my nerves. I promised Cole I wouldn't kill anymore. And killing Malik would have been a huge betrayal.
Piper: Malik? You're on a first-name basis with the demons?
Leo: If you were just gonna order him to stop, you could have done that on your own. Why did you even come to us?
Phoebe: Because I missed you guys! Okay? Is that so wrong? I missed you!
Leo: Phoebe, you can't be the Queen of the Underworld and a Charmed One. You can't have it both ways.
Phoebe: Why not? Just because it's different doesn't mean that it can't work. And you all miss me too, even though I'm sure Piper probably doesn't want to admit it to herself.
Paige: Of course, we miss you, honey.
Phoebe: Well, you can have me back. You can have the Power of Three back. You just have to be willing to meet me halfway.
Piper: Phoebe, you can't protect the innocent and save demons. It just doesn't work that way.
Phoebe: Apparently, it does. He's alive, isn't he?
Paige: Yeah, but your friend Malik is gonna come back.
Phoebe: You don't know that.
Piper: That's what they do, Phoebe. They come back. They snarl, and come back.
Paige: Yeah, and now we have to worry about protecting him instead of trying to save you.
Phoebe: You think I need saving?
Piper:
Phoebe: I don't know why you're so upset, we saved the innocent, didn't we?
Piper: I can't talk to her. You talk to her!
Leo: Phoebe...
Phoebe: Things are not as black and white as they used to be, ok? I can't just go around and killing demons anymore.
Paige: Why not? We heard you just killed two last night.
Phoebe: Yeah, well that was different, he was getting on my nerves. I promised Cole I wouldn't kill anymore. And killing Malik would have been a huge betrayal.
Piper: Malik? You're on a first-name basis with the demons?
Leo: If you were just gonna order him to stop, you could have done that on your own. Why did you even come to us?
Phoebe: Because I missed you guys! Okay? Is that so wrong? I missed you!
Leo: Phoebe, you can't be the Queen of the Underworld and a Charmed One. You can't have it both ways.
Phoebe: Why not? Just because it's different doesn't mean that it can't work. And you all miss me too, even though I'm sure Piper probably doesn't want to admit it to herself.
Paige: Of course, we miss you, honey.
Phoebe: Well, you can have me back. You can have the Power of Three back. You just have to be willing to meet me halfway.
Piper: Phoebe, you can't protect the innocent and save demons. It just doesn't work that way.
Phoebe: Apparently, it does. He's alive, isn't he?
Paige: Yeah, but your friend Malik is gonna come back.
Phoebe: You don't know that.
Piper: That's what they do, Phoebe. They come back. They snarl, and come back.
Paige: Yeah, and now we have to worry about protecting him instead of trying to save you.
Phoebe: You think I need saving?
Piper:
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Piper: Paige could see that Cole clearly had turned evil, and she tried to tell me over and over and over and over and over... and over. That doesn't even sound like a word anymore.
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Piper: This time, the Source is Cole. You really think she's going to say a little spell with us to vanquish him?
Paige: If she doesn't, we die.
Piper: Is that supposed to be comforting?
Paige: If she doesn't, we die.
Piper: Is that supposed to be comforting?
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Phoebe: You killed him?
Cole: It was... your mess, I was just cleaning it up.
Phoebe: Cole, they're gonna come after you. They're gonna come here!"
Cole: Well, if they do...
Phoebe: No... [walks away]
Cole: Phoebe, if it comes to either them or us... Phoebe, wait.
Phoebe: Oh, God. [runs inside the bathroom and empties her stomach]
Cole: It was... your mess, I was just cleaning it up.
Phoebe: Cole, they're gonna come after you. They're gonna come here!"
Cole: Well, if they do...
Phoebe: No... [walks away]
Cole: Phoebe, if it comes to either them or us... Phoebe, wait.
Phoebe: Oh, God. [runs inside the bathroom and empties her stomach]
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Piper: What happened?!
Phoebe: Well it's about time! My head was on fire like a tiki torch a few seconds ago.
Piper: Do not change the subject! Did your baby just electrocute the nice doctor man?!
Phoebe: Yeah, I think so. But he was just protecting himself because that gel was really cold.
Phoebe: Well it's about time! My head was on fire like a tiki torch a few seconds ago.
Piper: Do not change the subject! Did your baby just electrocute the nice doctor man?!
Phoebe: Yeah, I think so. But he was just protecting himself because that gel was really cold.
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Phoebe: Piper, what is going on here?
Piper: I don't know, but don't panic, we'll wrap up here and we'll go home and panic!
Piper: I don't know, but don't panic, we'll wrap up here and we'll go home and panic!
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Darryl: I left four messages here. Did anybody in this house learn the magic of the telephone?
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Piper: [after Phoebe's baby morphs a slice of watermelon to a chunk of meat] Maybe your baby would prefer to listen to Ozzy.
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Piper: So let me get this straight, you summoned me to a cage where my powers don't work so we can all die together?
Paige: Well, the plan has some flaws admittedly.
Paige: Well, the plan has some flaws admittedly.
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Darryl: Where is this baby everybody keeps talking about? Is it an invisible baby? Am I gonna step on it?
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