Charmed Quotes
Piper: This is not raging hormones talking! This is a very special baby, with very special needs, and I need someone pretty damn special to help me figure it out. And when I say now, I mean now!
Grams: Piper!
Piper: Thank you.
Leo: Don't thank me, I didn't do anything.
Grams: What am I doing here? And corporeal to boot.
Piper: What do you mean, didn't you come on your own power?
Grams: Honey, I'm good, but I'm not that good!
Grams: Piper!
Piper: Thank you.
Leo: Don't thank me, I didn't do anything.
Grams: What am I doing here? And corporeal to boot.
Piper: What do you mean, didn't you come on your own power?
Grams: Honey, I'm good, but I'm not that good!
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Paige: Oh, my goodness, don't tell me you're already interviewing nannies.
Grams: Paige. You're even more beautiful than I imagined.
Paige: And you are?
Grams: Why, I'm your Grams of course. Come here.
Paige: No offense, but, uh, aren't you supposed to be dead?
Grams: Oh, I'm over that.
Grams: Paige. You're even more beautiful than I imagined.
Paige: And you are?
Grams: Why, I'm your Grams of course. Come here.
Paige: No offense, but, uh, aren't you supposed to be dead?
Grams: Oh, I'm over that.
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Paige: You expect me to believe that there are giant beanstalks and gingerbread houses that actually existed?
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Phoebe: Dead? What do you mean she's dead?
Leo: Don't worry. The dwarves are all over it.
Phoebe: The dwarves?
Leo: Piper cast a spell that wound up summoning the descendents of the seven dwarves. Actually, they prefer to be called little people now.
Phoebe: Snow White and the Little People?
Leo: Don't worry. The dwarves are all over it.
Phoebe: The dwarves?
Leo: Piper cast a spell that wound up summoning the descendents of the seven dwarves. Actually, they prefer to be called little people now.
Phoebe: Snow White and the Little People?
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Head Dwarf: When's her prince getting here?
Piper: She doesn't have a prince.
Head Dwarf: No prince? So then who's going to kiss her?
Dwarf#1: I'll do it.
Dwarf#2: In your dreams Stinky. I'll do it.
Dwarf#1: I told you not to call me that.
Head Dwarf: People. A little professional decorum here please. Forgive them, it's been a while.
Piper: She doesn't have a prince.
Head Dwarf: No prince? So then who's going to kiss her?
Dwarf#1: I'll do it.
Dwarf#2: In your dreams Stinky. I'll do it.
Dwarf#1: I told you not to call me that.
Head Dwarf: People. A little professional decorum here please. Forgive them, it's been a while.
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Phoebe: Cole, these boots may be made for walking, but they're never walking back to you,buddy.
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Paige: Can someone please tell me how I got in a coffin?
Penny: You were dead, dear. But at least now we have something in common.
Penny: You were dead, dear. But at least now we have something in common.
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Phoebe: Death did us part, Cole. Just because you figured out a way to come back, doesn't mean that I didn't keep my end of the bargain.
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Piper: Paige, I don't wanna chat. I got problems here. Geez, you're like my husband with boobs.
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Paige: Oh my god, I can't believe he's doing the "look at at me I'm a good guy" routine on prime time. Phoebe must be thrilled.
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Leo: I'm sure that it's just all this arguing that's got the baby upset.
Piper: Leo, the baby is an inch long. All this arguing is upsetting the mommy!
Piper: Leo, the baby is an inch long. All this arguing is upsetting the mommy!
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Phoebe: Woman to woman. Cole was the love of my life, and I'm finally learning to live my life without him. Calling him for a favor would open a can of worms that I've worked so hard to close.
Elise: Woman to woman. If you're still describing this guy as the love of your life, then the can is open, the worms are out, and you may as well use them to go fishing.
Elise: Woman to woman. If you're still describing this guy as the love of your life, then the can is open, the worms are out, and you may as well use them to go fishing.
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(Leo burps and fizzy bubble floats out of his mouth.)
Cole: Whoa, what was that?
Piper: Hey, how did you do that?
Leo: I don't know but I'm feeling really nauseous.
Piper: Oh, god, and I'm not. Wait, how, why... Why does he have my pregnancy symptoms?
Cole: Wait, w-wait, you're pregnant?
Piper: Well, I was. But, now I think Leo is.
Cole: Huh?
Cole: Whoa, what was that?
Piper: Hey, how did you do that?
Leo: I don't know but I'm feeling really nauseous.
Piper: Oh, god, and I'm not. Wait, how, why... Why does he have my pregnancy symptoms?
Cole: Wait, w-wait, you're pregnant?
Piper: Well, I was. But, now I think Leo is.
Cole: Huh?
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Leo: "Hey, are your boobs always this sore?
Piper gives a nervous smile.
Cole: "Wait a minute, I'm confused…"
Phoebe: "Cole, maybe you should leave."
Piper gives a nervous smile.
Cole: "Wait a minute, I'm confused…"
Phoebe: "Cole, maybe you should leave."
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Phoebe: Okay, here are your crackers, here's a pad and a pen, we need a summoning spell.
Leo: What, now I'm supposed to rhyme?
Phoebe: Yeah, no rest for the whiny.
Leo: What, now I'm supposed to rhyme?
Phoebe: Yeah, no rest for the whiny.
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Phoebe: Think what you what, I think my niece is a genius. She did what any good marriage consultant would've done.
Leo: A good marriage consultant would've swapped our powers?
Phoebe: No, she would've made you walk a mile in each other's shoes.
Leo: A good marriage consultant would've swapped our powers?
Phoebe: No, she would've made you walk a mile in each other's shoes.
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Leo: Hey I'm not nauseous anymore.
Piper: Hey I am! Wait, that's not good news…
Leo: What about your powers?
(Piper takes a doughnut, throws it up in the air, and blows it up.)
Piper: Very nice!
Piper: Hey I am! Wait, that's not good news…
Leo: What about your powers?
(Piper takes a doughnut, throws it up in the air, and blows it up.)
Piper: Very nice!
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Cole: So, did you get my flowers?
Phoebe: Yeah. "Sorry I tried to strangle you." Probably not a card that the florist gets to write every day, huh?
Phoebe: Yeah. "Sorry I tried to strangle you." Probably not a card that the florist gets to write every day, huh?
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