Charmed Quotes
Leo: Oh God not the crying thing.
Piper: [tearfully] Leo, my powers are out of whack, the only person who can explain what's going on is never around and this house is demon central. Add that to nausea and constant breast pains and I am perfectly entitled to do the crying thing.
Piper: [tearfully] Leo, my powers are out of whack, the only person who can explain what's going on is never around and this house is demon central. Add that to nausea and constant breast pains and I am perfectly entitled to do the crying thing.
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Leo: P3's still doing great.
Piper: Not as great as it used to be, thanks to me.
Leo: Well, Piper, you're having a baby. Your priorities have changed.
Piper: Yeah, well, haven't you heard? Women can have careers and babies now. It's been in all the papers.
Leo: Well, are those women trying to save the world from demons too?
Piper: Not as great as it used to be, thanks to me.
Leo: Well, Piper, you're having a baby. Your priorities have changed.
Piper: Yeah, well, haven't you heard? Women can have careers and babies now. It's been in all the papers.
Leo: Well, are those women trying to save the world from demons too?
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Paige: Having sex.
Piper: Oh!
Paige: See this is why I don't want to talk to you about this, it's weird talking to a pregnant lady about sex anyway.
Piper: Well, Paige, how do you think I got pregnant.
Paige: Urgh, I don't want to know that either.
Piper: Oh!
Paige: See this is why I don't want to talk to you about this, it's weird talking to a pregnant lady about sex anyway.
Piper: Well, Paige, how do you think I got pregnant.
Paige: Urgh, I don't want to know that either.
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Paige: I think I'm so busy protecting this big ol' secret of ours I guess I can't really let my guard down. How'd you do it?
Piper: Marry an angel.
Piper: Marry an angel.
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Ramus: Just because you're an angel doesn't mean you can't kick some ass now and again.
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Paige: Well, maybe try a different yoga instructor.
Piper: It wasn't the instructor, it was all those women showing off their sonogram pictures. And it was just working on my last nerve. Like 'look it's Jasper's first photo and it's gonna go on the fridge in a magnetic frame that says Jasper's first photo!'
Leo: Okay, I thought prenatal yoga was supposed to help you relax.
Piper: It wasn't the instructor, it was all those women showing off their sonogram pictures. And it was just working on my last nerve. Like 'look it's Jasper's first photo and it's gonna go on the fridge in a magnetic frame that says Jasper's first photo!'
Leo: Okay, I thought prenatal yoga was supposed to help you relax.
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Paige: I'm just a big, dumb, fat unemployed loser.
Piper: No, Paige, you're a big, fat, dumb, unemployed loser who saves the world.
Piper: No, Paige, you're a big, fat, dumb, unemployed loser who saves the world.
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Leo: Alright, you guys yell at her, I'm gonna go check with the Elders and see what they know.
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Elise: Dear Phoebe, my career is on the fast track, I'm wildly popular and the money's pretty damn good. What should I do?
Phoebe: Stop whining.
Elise: Damn, you are good.
Phoebe: Stop whining.
Elise: Damn, you are good.
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Paige: Uh gross, what are you guys watching? Is that some horror movie?
Piper: The Joys of Home Birthing. Strangely I'm not feeling the joy.
Piper: The Joys of Home Birthing. Strangely I'm not feeling the joy.
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Piper: Wow pre-natal yoga this morning and now you wanna crash a stranger's funeral. You really do need friends.
Paige: You're mean.
Paige: You're mean.
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Leo: Well, what happens when they check the security camera to find out why the sonogram machine blew up like it did with Phoebe's baby?
Piper: Phoebe's baby was a demon, ours is an angel for crying out loud.
Piper: Phoebe's baby was a demon, ours is an angel for crying out loud.
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Piper: So your new and improved premonitions are just a more vivid way of telling us we're screwed.
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Piper: Hi! I am off to yoga and then to the salon for a manicure and pedicure. There's a cherry pie cooling on the counter and I will be on my cell.
Paige: Uh uh. Prenatal police lady. Put the mug down, step away from the coffee.
Piper: It's herbal tea. I'm on a natural high today.
Paige: Uh uh. Prenatal police lady. Put the mug down, step away from the coffee.
Piper: It's herbal tea. I'm on a natural high today.
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Piper: Ah, Jinxed! I should have know this was going to happen. It's the story of my life, when everything is going great something will inevitably happen that will ruin it.
Paige: A little spider did all that to you?
Piper: Oh, you just wait, you will see.
Cole: Please, you've got to help me.
Piper: See?
Paige: A little spider did all that to you?
Piper: Oh, you just wait, you will see.
Cole: Please, you've got to help me.
Piper: See?
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Miles: Hey, how long were you married?
Phoebe: Not long, but we were together for two years. The beginning was great it's just the end was, uh...hell.
Miles: Yeah, I had the same experience with my ex.
Phoebe: Uh, no, pretty sure you didn't. Well you know 'cause you know every situation is so different.
Phoebe: Not long, but we were together for two years. The beginning was great it's just the end was, uh...hell.
Miles: Yeah, I had the same experience with my ex.
Phoebe: Uh, no, pretty sure you didn't. Well you know 'cause you know every situation is so different.
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Cole: I think somebody's trying to drive me crazy.
Phoebe: Yeah, well, that makes two of us.
Phoebe: Yeah, well, that makes two of us.
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Paige: What is wrong with you? Is this Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Piper? Make up your mind, lady.
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Leo: As your whitelighter, I would say go with your instincts.
Paige: Okay.
Leo: But as your brother-in-law, going up against your sisters is pure suicide.
Paige: Great. You really helped clarify this issue.
Paige: Okay.
Leo: But as your brother-in-law, going up against your sisters is pure suicide.
Paige: Great. You really helped clarify this issue.
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Paige: What does this Barbas do? What's his thing?
Piper: He brings really bad things to life.
Piper: He brings really bad things to life.
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Phoebe: Okay people, time to get over our fears right now!!
Piper: Easy for you to say. You're not facing killer spiders!
Phoebe: Neither are you.
Piper: Easy for you to say. You're not facing killer spiders!
Phoebe: Neither are you.
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Piper: Playing on an expectant mother's fears. That was a good one. But not that good.
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Phoebe: I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
Paige: You're suffocating me.
Phoebe: Oh, I'm sorry.
Paige: You're suffocating me.
Phoebe: Oh, I'm sorry.
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Phoebe: Paige, orb the potion.
Paige: It's in a puddle.
Piper: You can do it, Prue did.
Barbas: Ay, there's the rub. You're no Prue, are you?
Paige: It's in a puddle.
Piper: You can do it, Prue did.
Barbas: Ay, there's the rub. You're no Prue, are you?
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Piper: He works with numbers all day. You know how Phoebe is with math. They have absolutely nothing in common.
Leo: You're right. We- we should just vanquish him.
Leo: You're right. We- we should just vanquish him.
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