Charmed Quotes
Piper: What's the matter with your neck?
Paige: It's this cramp, I've had it for a couple of days now.
Piper: Well, why don't you get a massage?
Paige: It's this cramp, I've had it for a couple of days now.
Piper: Well, why don't you get a massage?
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Paige: Oh, yeah, I'll pencil that in. Right between vanquishing demons and training to be your midwife. (Piper holds up an ugly pale pink dress.) No.
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Piper: Well, A, I don't need midwives because I'm delivering with a doctor not sisters. And B, you need to start taking care of yourself because you've actually been working harder than when you were working.
Paige: Yeah, well, someone has to pick up the slack, especially with hermit lady just laying around the house.
Piper: The hermit lady?
Paige: Yeah, Phoebe? Have you noticed she hasn't left the house in weeks.
Piper: What do you mean? She leaves the house every morning.
Paige: No, she leaves the house to go to work. I can understand wanting a break from guys, but come on already, she's gonna wear out the batteries.
Piper: Ah, Paige!
Paige: Yeah, well, someone has to pick up the slack, especially with hermit lady just laying around the house.
Piper: The hermit lady?
Paige: Yeah, Phoebe? Have you noticed she hasn't left the house in weeks.
Piper: What do you mean? She leaves the house every morning.
Paige: No, she leaves the house to go to work. I can understand wanting a break from guys, but come on already, she's gonna wear out the batteries.
Piper: Ah, Paige!
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Health Inspector: Rats, too.
Piper: No! No, we don't have rats! Wait, they don't live here! They're just-they're just trying to ruin my life...
Piper: No! No, we don't have rats! Wait, they don't live here! They're just-they're just trying to ruin my life...
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[loudly barges in Cole's office]
Phoebe: You slimy, son-of-a-bitch!
Cole: Phoebe, is that you?
Phoebe: What are you, evil and blind? Yeah, it's me! Look, why don't you just admit you're behind this? Admit it, so I can use magic to fight you!
Cole: I don't know, uh, I don't know what you're talking about.
Phoebe: Look, Cole, my career is the most important thing to me. Okay, so is that your plan? To take it away from me, so that I-I come running to you for comfort?
Cole: Phoebe, I love you, and I don't know what's going on... but, maybe I can help... Would you like me to kill someone for you... your-your boss, perhaps?
[Phoebe angrily starts throwing the papers on his desks up.]
Cole: Hey, hey, hey, hey! HEY!
Phoebe: I might not be able to use magic, but...
Cole: You're sexy when you're mad, you know. I can't wait until I get to kiss you again.
Phoebe: Cole, I will never be with you again. I hate you. I - hate - you. Do ya get that?
Cole: Hate is good. It's passionate, intense. It's-it's... it's a breath away from love.
[Phoebe laughs and stops abruptly, quickly leaving the room.]
Cole: Ahh... she's great.
Phoebe: You slimy, son-of-a-bitch!
Cole: Phoebe, is that you?
Phoebe: What are you, evil and blind? Yeah, it's me! Look, why don't you just admit you're behind this? Admit it, so I can use magic to fight you!
Cole: I don't know, uh, I don't know what you're talking about.
Phoebe: Look, Cole, my career is the most important thing to me. Okay, so is that your plan? To take it away from me, so that I-I come running to you for comfort?
Cole: Phoebe, I love you, and I don't know what's going on... but, maybe I can help... Would you like me to kill someone for you... your-your boss, perhaps?
[Phoebe angrily starts throwing the papers on his desks up.]
Cole: Hey, hey, hey, hey! HEY!
Phoebe: I might not be able to use magic, but...
Cole: You're sexy when you're mad, you know. I can't wait until I get to kiss you again.
Phoebe: Cole, I will never be with you again. I hate you. I - hate - you. Do ya get that?
Cole: Hate is good. It's passionate, intense. It's-it's... it's a breath away from love.
[Phoebe laughs and stops abruptly, quickly leaving the room.]
Cole: Ahh... she's great.
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Piper: I say we go back in there and pull her out by her hair!
Paige: No, no, we can't make a scene. We need a plan.
Piper: Ok, here it is. We go home...we vomit...
Paige: And?
Piper: That's all I got so far.
Paige: No, no, we can't make a scene. We need a plan.
Piper: Ok, here it is. We go home...we vomit...
Paige: And?
Piper: That's all I got so far.
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Paige: Leo, we saw Phoebe and Cole's tongues locked, hands groping all over each other.
Leo: Ok, didn't need the visual.
Leo: Ok, didn't need the visual.
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Piper: Okay, this just can not be happening, people. I mean, Phoebe would not do this to us. I mean, it cannot, cannot be happening.
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Leo: Okay, well, maybe she's under a spell... or-or maybe there were some information that she wanted and she was using sex as a tool...?
Piper: Okay, I like the sound of that. Sluttly and manipulative. That's better than evil any day.
Piper: Okay, I like the sound of that. Sluttly and manipulative. That's better than evil any day.
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Phoebe: Alright, don't call me sweetie. You can't hold a person prisoner and then call them sweetie.
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Piper: This witches power cannot fight,
The lure of evil's magic might,
Before misuse lands her in hell,
Remove the powers of Phoebe Halliwell.
The lure of evil's magic might,
Before misuse lands her in hell,
Remove the powers of Phoebe Halliwell.
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Kaia: (as Phoebe) You don't deserve him.
Phoebe: How many times do I have to tell you I don't want him!
Phoebe: How many times do I have to tell you I don't want him!
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Paige: (after leaping into Leo and exploding him) Ha! Now THAT is a vanquish!
Leo: (reappears) Damn it, Paige! I would appreciate it if you didn't practise on me, I may be dead but it STILL HURTS!
Paige: I am sorry, Leo, but I think I came up with the perfect way to vanquish Cole! I kept thinking 'What is it that makes him so indestructible?' and then I thought 'It's his protection shield!' so I came up with a potion that makes me invisible long enough so I can get past it, say a spell and blow him up from the inside!
Leo: Firstly, congratulations, cool potion.
Paige: Thank you! (she curties)
Leo: Secondly, it will never work.
Leo: (reappears) Damn it, Paige! I would appreciate it if you didn't practise on me, I may be dead but it STILL HURTS!
Paige: I am sorry, Leo, but I think I came up with the perfect way to vanquish Cole! I kept thinking 'What is it that makes him so indestructible?' and then I thought 'It's his protection shield!' so I came up with a potion that makes me invisible long enough so I can get past it, say a spell and blow him up from the inside!
Leo: Firstly, congratulations, cool potion.
Paige: Thank you! (she curties)
Leo: Secondly, it will never work.
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Phoebe: What about water birth, can we do that at home?
Eva: Yeah, we could rent a tub.
Piper: What am I, a dolphin? I'm not giving birth to fish!
Leo: Well, actually dolphins aren't fish, they're mammals.
Piper: Shut up!
Eva: Yeah, we could rent a tub.
Piper: What am I, a dolphin? I'm not giving birth to fish!
Leo: Well, actually dolphins aren't fish, they're mammals.
Piper: Shut up!
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Paige: And you, you're not La Femme Nikita, you're a Charmed One. Yeah, you don't mind kicking ass when you have to, but otherwise you'd rather be hanging out with your sisters, baking cookies, or knitting booties.
Piper: Knitting booties? Clearly you don't know me at all.
Piper: Knitting booties? Clearly you don't know me at all.
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Piper: So you say the club is still successful in this... 'alleged' other reality of yours?
Paige: It's not alleged, it's real. And it's... really good.
Piper: Oh yeah, am I a millionaire?
Paige: (smiles a bit) No, not that good.
Paige: It's not alleged, it's real. And it's... really good.
Piper: Oh yeah, am I a millionaire?
Paige: (smiles a bit) No, not that good.
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Piper: Well, how pregnant am I, exactly?
Paige: Phoebe and I are practising to be your midwives as we speak. We're preparing for the big home birth!
Piper: Home birth, you're nuts, I'd never agree to that, I - I wouldn't give birth unless it was in a hospital-!
Paige: Yeah, yeah, you keep saying the same thing in any reality. Hey, who else but a sister would know that?
Piper: (looking tearful] We must be pretty close then, the three of us.
Paige: (she nods, also fighting back tears)
Piper: Like Phoebe and I were with Prue...
Paige: Yep, close enough to have avenged Prue's death together.
Paige: Phoebe and I are practising to be your midwives as we speak. We're preparing for the big home birth!
Piper: Home birth, you're nuts, I'd never agree to that, I - I wouldn't give birth unless it was in a hospital-!
Paige: Yeah, yeah, you keep saying the same thing in any reality. Hey, who else but a sister would know that?
Piper: (looking tearful] We must be pretty close then, the three of us.
Paige: (she nods, also fighting back tears)
Piper: Like Phoebe and I were with Prue...
Paige: Yep, close enough to have avenged Prue's death together.
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Piper: Did you guys try to vanquish Belthazor ever?
Paige: No, but you and Prue almost tried! You guys had a vanquishing potion, right?
Piper: How do you know that...?
Paige: Book of Shadows. Also says that it needs a piece of his flesh to make it work.
Leo: That's right, it did.
Piper: (she looks at him, then at Paige) All right then. (takes out a dagger) Let's go hunting.
Paige: No, but you and Prue almost tried! You guys had a vanquishing potion, right?
Piper: How do you know that...?
Paige: Book of Shadows. Also says that it needs a piece of his flesh to make it work.
Leo: That's right, it did.
Piper: (she looks at him, then at Paige) All right then. (takes out a dagger) Let's go hunting.
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Phoebe: (infuriated) Are you KIDDING me? What did you do that for?!
Cole: What'd I do what for? You're in here screwing some guy, I'm supposed to ignore it? You're my WIFE, goddamn it!
Phoebe: (pulling her dress back on) Oh, you have got to be kidding me. After all this time now you're playing the aggrieved husband?!
Cole: (flings the contents of her vanity table on the floor) You DON'T UNDERSTAND! IT'S ALL WRONG! It's not the way it's meant to be here!
Phoebe: Okay, it's okay, relax...
Cole: (almost in hysterics) This is all messed up! How'd it get messed up? You have no idea what I've given up for you!
Phoebe: (she gapes at him) Wh-what about what I've given up, Cole? I've given up my family, my heritage, my life!
Cole: Oh yeah, from where I'm standing, it looks like you have a pretty damn good life to me!
Phoebe: (strides forward and looks him straight in the eye) Look, the only one getting anything out of this is you. And I have no idea what that is. The only reason I'm still here is to make sure that what happened to Prue does not happen to Piper, and you know it!
Cole: (despairing) What happened to us, Phoebe? How'd we get here? We used to be so in love! Even without your sisters, it's not working... Why?
Phoebe: (regretful) I don't know... Maybe it just wasn't meant to be. (she walks out, leaving him alone)
Cole: What'd I do what for? You're in here screwing some guy, I'm supposed to ignore it? You're my WIFE, goddamn it!
Phoebe: (pulling her dress back on) Oh, you have got to be kidding me. After all this time now you're playing the aggrieved husband?!
Cole: (flings the contents of her vanity table on the floor) You DON'T UNDERSTAND! IT'S ALL WRONG! It's not the way it's meant to be here!
Phoebe: Okay, it's okay, relax...
Cole: (almost in hysterics) This is all messed up! How'd it get messed up? You have no idea what I've given up for you!
Phoebe: (she gapes at him) Wh-what about what I've given up, Cole? I've given up my family, my heritage, my life!
Cole: Oh yeah, from where I'm standing, it looks like you have a pretty damn good life to me!
Phoebe: (strides forward and looks him straight in the eye) Look, the only one getting anything out of this is you. And I have no idea what that is. The only reason I'm still here is to make sure that what happened to Prue does not happen to Piper, and you know it!
Cole: (despairing) What happened to us, Phoebe? How'd we get here? We used to be so in love! Even without your sisters, it's not working... Why?
Phoebe: (regretful) I don't know... Maybe it just wasn't meant to be. (she walks out, leaving him alone)
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Cole: (stares as Piper appears) What are you doing here?
Piper: Saving my sister. (she blasts Cole into the wall)
Piper: Saving my sister. (she blasts Cole into the wall)
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Cole: (looking up from the floor, he sees Paige standing there)You!
Paige: Surprise! (she runs forward and slices a piece of skin from his hand with Piper's dagger)
Paige: Surprise! (she runs forward and slices a piece of skin from his hand with Piper's dagger)
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Cole: GO! Go get her sisters, they just attacked me!
Demon: Sisters? You mean there's another?!
Cole: Yes, damn it! Get 'em and kill 'em on sight!
Phoebe: Paige was telling the truth...?
Cole: I didn't go through all this to lose you, Phoebe. If I'm going down, you're going down with me!
Demon: Sisters? You mean there's another?!
Cole: Yes, damn it! Get 'em and kill 'em on sight!
Phoebe: Paige was telling the truth...?
Cole: I didn't go through all this to lose you, Phoebe. If I'm going down, you're going down with me!
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Phoebe: (running down the stairs) What are you guys doing here? You have to leave, now!
Piper: Where's Cole?
Cole: (surprising them) Right here. (he throws an energy ball, sending them crashing against the wall)
Phoebe: No! (she kneels by them while Cole telekinetically draws the vanquishing potion into his hand) What did you do to them?!
Cole: Exactly what they were gonna do to me. (he and Paige glare at each other)
Paige: (taking Piper's wrist) She's still alive, grab her hand!
Phoebe: (bewildered) What?
Cole: I don't know how you got here, Paige, but if it's any consolation, I know exactly where I'm gonna bury you. Right next to yourself.
Paige: (she glares at him and then looks at Phoebe) Grab her hand!
Piper: Where's Cole?
Cole: (surprising them) Right here. (he throws an energy ball, sending them crashing against the wall)
Phoebe: No! (she kneels by them while Cole telekinetically draws the vanquishing potion into his hand) What did you do to them?!
Cole: Exactly what they were gonna do to me. (he and Paige glare at each other)
Paige: (taking Piper's wrist) She's still alive, grab her hand!
Phoebe: (bewildered) What?
Cole: I don't know how you got here, Paige, but if it's any consolation, I know exactly where I'm gonna bury you. Right next to yourself.
Paige: (she glares at him and then looks at Phoebe) Grab her hand!
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Phoebe: (standing up) The Power of Three.
Paige: (also standing That's us. Potion! (her powers activated, the potion orbs from Cole's hand to hers) I do hate long goodbyes.
Paige: (also standing That's us. Potion! (her powers activated, the potion orbs from Cole's hand to hers) I do hate long goodbyes.
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