Charmed Quotes
Paige: Throw the potion.
Cole: We've been through so much together, haven't we? Our love's so strong, nothing can destroy it, not even this. We're meant to be together.
Phoebe: I don't think so. (She throws the potion. Cole burns up from the inside and blows up.)
Cole: We've been through so much together, haven't we? Our love's so strong, nothing can destroy it, not even this. We're meant to be together.
Phoebe: I don't think so. (She throws the potion. Cole burns up from the inside and blows up.)
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Paige: I'm telling you he's gone. For good.
Phoebe: Yeah, that's what we thought last time.
Piper: And the time before that.
Paige: Cole's not coming back ...ever.
Phoebe: Yeah, that's what we thought last time.
Piper: And the time before that.
Paige: Cole's not coming back ...ever.
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Phoebe: Free us of the ties that bind,
Of evil magic intertwined,
We call upon the one who cures,
He who's to the Dark inured.
Of evil magic intertwined,
We call upon the one who cures,
He who's to the Dark inured.
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Witchdoctor: Ever vanquished a demon in this house?
Phoebe: Oh, only about a hundred.
Piper: Give or take..
Phoebe: Another hundred.
Phoebe: Oh, only about a hundred.
Piper: Give or take..
Phoebe: Another hundred.
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Glen: Hurt, why? Wait, you thought you and I...
Paige: No! no. I didn't think that at all
Jessica: Glen, the minister's waiting
Glen: You okay?
Paige: I'm fine. Jessica, I wanted to apologise for not being very friendly earlier, I really am sorry.
Jessica: Thankyou, thanks for saying that.
Paige: I just don't understand what Glen's doing with such a blonde bimbette!
Jessica & Glen: What?!
Paige: And really, who's the surgeon who does those boobs, because they are fantastic, I should get the number for a friend of mine.
Glen: Paige, what the hell is wrong with you?
Paige: Me? Well nothing's wrong with me, I'm not the one marrying the wrong woman!
Paige: No! no. I didn't think that at all
Jessica: Glen, the minister's waiting
Glen: You okay?
Paige: I'm fine. Jessica, I wanted to apologise for not being very friendly earlier, I really am sorry.
Jessica: Thankyou, thanks for saying that.
Paige: I just don't understand what Glen's doing with such a blonde bimbette!
Jessica & Glen: What?!
Paige: And really, who's the surgeon who does those boobs, because they are fantastic, I should get the number for a friend of mine.
Glen: Paige, what the hell is wrong with you?
Paige: Me? Well nothing's wrong with me, I'm not the one marrying the wrong woman!
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Spencer Ricks: If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen baby. Oh wait, that's a woman's place, isn't it? So then you wouldn't have anywhere to go, would you?
Phoebe: You know what? You are a turkey. And turkeys don't write columns. (She turns him into a turkey) But they do make delicious dinners.
Phoebe: You know what? You are a turkey. And turkeys don't write columns. (She turns him into a turkey) But they do make delicious dinners.
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Phoebe: A little help here.
Piper: What are you doing with that thing?
Phoebe: Well, first I'm going to kill it and then I'm going to stuff it.
Piper: You are not bringing that filthy thing in the house.
Phoebe: Oh, yes I am. Thanksgiving is early this year.
Piper: What are you doing with that thing?
Phoebe: Well, first I'm going to kill it and then I'm going to stuff it.
Piper: You are not bringing that filthy thing in the house.
Phoebe: Oh, yes I am. Thanksgiving is early this year.
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Paige: Listen, Piper, you can't just vanquish an entire house. Especially not our house! People are gonna notice.
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Piper: Yeah, actually. Take her to the attic and keep her away from that turkey.
Phoebe: Yeah, take me to the turkey.
Phoebe: Yeah, take me to the turkey.
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Paige: Talk about premature jubilation. You guys really ought to talk to a doctor about that.
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Paige: Now that you mention it, I have seen my share of a certain finger while I was driving over here.
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Piper: Why would a demon be interested in killing people's dreams? I mean, they're just harmless erotic fun.
Paige: Did you say erotic?
Piper: (loudly) Exotic! I said exotic!
Paige: Did you say erotic?
Piper: (loudly) Exotic! I said exotic!
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Dream-clown: Who's the clown?
Phoebe: Who's the fox?
Dream-guy: I'm Piper's dream lover.
Piper: Oh! Oh no! Listen we've never slept together in the dream, world, place...
Phoebe: Who's the fox?
Dream-guy: I'm Piper's dream lover.
Piper: Oh! Oh no! Listen we've never slept together in the dream, world, place...
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Leo: It doesn't take a shrink to figure out Piper's dreams. You wanna screw somebody else.
Piper: Well at least he makes me feel sexy and not like some walking incubator. Although I guess that's what you've been dreaming about.
Piper: Well at least he makes me feel sexy and not like some walking incubator. Although I guess that's what you've been dreaming about.
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Leo: What about me!
Piper: Honey, we've got our own dreams to deal with, and the tracer. We'll deal with your Mr. Mom issues later.
Piper: Honey, we've got our own dreams to deal with, and the tracer. We'll deal with your Mr. Mom issues later.
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Phoebe: I thought you said you tied them up.
Paige: I did, but the little flockers got loose.
Paige: I did, but the little flockers got loose.
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Phoebe: Okay, Paige, while unicorns may be very magical and cool, I'm not so sure it's appropriate for a baby. Have you seen those hooves? And how are we gonna baby proof that horn?
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Stanley: My name will haunt you to your grave!
Phoebe: What was his name again?
Paige: I don't remember.
Phoebe: What was his name again?
Paige: I don't remember.
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Cronyn: I hate good magic...fairy tales, wishes on stars, and children who believe in Santa Claus. Mortals don't know it exists, but magic infuses all their hopes and dreams.
Paige: Stand back. I think he's gonna break out in song.
Paige: Stand back. I think he's gonna break out in song.
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Cronyn: Magic must be saved. And it's up to us.
Paige: Us? We're us. You're them. We don't help thems. Sorry.
Paige: Us? We're us. You're them. We don't help thems. Sorry.
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Cronyn: My cell phone's on the back in case your sister changes her mind.
Phoebe: Cronyn, huh? Since when do sorcerers have cell phones?
Cronyn: You think that's bad? I've got a taxi waiting out front. Call me.
Phoebe: Cronyn, huh? Since when do sorcerers have cell phones?
Cronyn: You think that's bad? I've got a taxi waiting out front. Call me.
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