Charmed Quotes
Doris: Oh, girls, I just wanted to let you know how I feel about your father. I.. I just feel so, so lucky. He's the most special man I've ever met.
Piper: Thank you.
Phoebe: That's the sweetest thing you could ever say to us.
Doris: Well it's true, you know. He's so.. he's so kind and he's so sensitive and.. oh, he's the most exciting lover. I mean, girlfriends, he can go all night!
Piper: Thank you.
Phoebe: That's the sweetest thing you could ever say to us.
Doris: Well it's true, you know. He's so.. he's so kind and he's so sensitive and.. oh, he's the most exciting lover. I mean, girlfriends, he can go all night!
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Paige: These were mine, and now will be yours. Chain-mail top, from my club days. Steel-toed boots, from my mosh pit days. Handcuffs, from last Friday.
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Leo: Okay, well it's really nothing to worry about. Magic has disappeared from the world and Phoebe and Paige went to have a summit meeting with evil so they could fix it. See, nothing to worry about.
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Phoebe: Beast of legend, myth and lore,
Give my words the power to soar,
And kill this evil evermore.
Give my words the power to soar,
And kill this evil evermore.
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Paige: Is that what I think it is?
Phoebe: Uh, if you're referring to Mr. Winky, between the legs, yes.
Phoebe: Uh, if you're referring to Mr. Winky, between the legs, yes.
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Phoebe: Yeah well, Prudence Melinda might get him in trouble at school.
Paige: I'm thinking that's probably true, although he could just zap them onto a roof like Harry Potter would or something.
Piper: After seeing what the kid can do inside the womb, he's no Muggle.
Phoebe: Hey, what about Potter? Potter Halliwell? Or is it Wyatt?
Leo: No, it's definitely Halliwell. Demons fear it, good magic respects it, and I want what's best for him. That's why I'm going to say no to Potter.
Paige: I'm thinking that's probably true, although he could just zap them onto a roof like Harry Potter would or something.
Piper: After seeing what the kid can do inside the womb, he's no Muggle.
Phoebe: Hey, what about Potter? Potter Halliwell? Or is it Wyatt?
Leo: No, it's definitely Halliwell. Demons fear it, good magic respects it, and I want what's best for him. That's why I'm going to say no to Potter.
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Piper: The demons saw the forcefield, they're gonna try and find a way around it.
Paige: Well unless they can get up to Elderland, he's gonna be fine.
Paige: Well unless they can get up to Elderland, he's gonna be fine.
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Leo: How'd it go with the new boss?
Phoebe: Oh, Jason Dean? I want to bear his children, but that's besides the point.
Phoebe: Oh, Jason Dean? I want to bear his children, but that's besides the point.
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Piper: Even if he can handle the demons, he must sense the tension, which means at the very best we end up with a neurotic infant.
Leo: Look on the bright side... growing up with your sisters, he was bound to be neurotic anyway.
Leo: Look on the bright side... growing up with your sisters, he was bound to be neurotic anyway.
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Piper: I don't have the luxury of being careful now that half of Demonville is after our child.
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Phoebe: Oh...I could just eat your little face...
Piper: Phoeb? After the parasites that did actually kinda want to eat him...not so cute.
Phoebe: Gotcha! Oooh, I could smush you! Oooh, I could just smush your little face!
Piper: Much better.
Paige: Is that his new name? Smush Face Halliwell?
Leo: 'S about as good as everything else we've come up with.
Phoebe: No new ideas, huh?
Piper: Actually-
Leo: No, we've been so busy with the alarm and the demon fighting and the sister saving. (he looks at Paige)
Paige: Sorry...
Piper: Oh, don't be sorry, Paige, you were brave! And you inspired me to fight and you made the world a safer place for our baby... which is why I would like to give the baby the middle name of Matthew, in honor of his super-protective Aunt Paige.
Phoebe: I think that's a great idea.
Piper: (looks at Leo) What do you think?
Leo: (he smiles) Yeah.
Paige: (touched) Thanks.
Piper: And I also have an idea for his first name! Wyatt, in honor of his very protective daddy.
Leo: (stunned but happy) Really? (Piper nods) It doesn't begin with a 'P'...
Piper: Well, so we break with tradition.
Piper: Phoeb? After the parasites that did actually kinda want to eat him...not so cute.
Phoebe: Gotcha! Oooh, I could smush you! Oooh, I could just smush your little face!
Piper: Much better.
Paige: Is that his new name? Smush Face Halliwell?
Leo: 'S about as good as everything else we've come up with.
Phoebe: No new ideas, huh?
Piper: Actually-
Leo: No, we've been so busy with the alarm and the demon fighting and the sister saving. (he looks at Paige)
Paige: Sorry...
Piper: Oh, don't be sorry, Paige, you were brave! And you inspired me to fight and you made the world a safer place for our baby... which is why I would like to give the baby the middle name of Matthew, in honor of his super-protective Aunt Paige.
Phoebe: I think that's a great idea.
Piper: (looks at Leo) What do you think?
Leo: (he smiles) Yeah.
Paige: (touched) Thanks.
Piper: And I also have an idea for his first name! Wyatt, in honor of his very protective daddy.
Leo: (stunned but happy) Really? (Piper nods) It doesn't begin with a 'P'...
Piper: Well, so we break with tradition.
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Phoebe: My date is a demon!
Piper: Huh? What? That guy? But he's so hot.
Phoebe: Yeah. Hot as in flames of hell hot. Look, I had a premonition. He devours his victims. I'm next. Freeze the room.
Piper: Uhh! My sister, the demon magnet.
Piper: Huh? What? That guy? But he's so hot.
Phoebe: Yeah. Hot as in flames of hell hot. Look, I had a premonition. He devours his victims. I'm next. Freeze the room.
Piper: Uhh! My sister, the demon magnet.
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Piper: I have to get back to going bankrupt. Actually, scratch that. I have to get back to fighting with my husband.
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Piper: Okay, look, I can schedule in five minutes for a sisterly chat, but then I gotta go.
Phoebe: I cannot schedule in sisterly chat.
Piper: I'm telling you. You got 4 minutes and 55 seconds.
Phoebe: I cannot schedule in sisterly chat.
Piper: I'm telling you. You got 4 minutes and 55 seconds.
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Piper: Hello, have you forgotten about the big-boob fiasco??
Paige: No, my back still hurts.
Paige: No, my back still hurts.
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Paige: Finances have run amok,
Creditors I soon must duck,
I cast this spell to find good luck,
And hope my life will cease to suck.
Creditors I soon must duck,
I cast this spell to find good luck,
And hope my life will cease to suck.
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