Charmed Quotes

Phoebe: No, actually...nothing happened.
Seamus: What? That's impossible. Did you take any risks? Get lucky with that fella?
Piper: What 'fella'?
Phoebe: I think he's talking about Jason. And no! I did not get luck with Jason... Not that I'd want to anyway...
Seamus: Hmm... So the burned child dreads the fire, eh?

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Phoebe: My bruises have bruises.

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Saleel: The Charmed Ones. It's about time you got here
Phoebe: Yeah, well, we had to make a little pit stop somewhere over the rainbow.

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Paige (while trying to hand the red-haired leprechaun Seamus's staff) Here. I think, this belongs to you.
Red-Haired Leprechaun: Actually, darlin', I think Seamus wants you to keep this. For all you done for us, for savin' our kind.
Paige: Aw, you guys kinda did that yourselves. It was your luck, after all.
Red-Haired Leprechaun: Ha hay, but it was your fighting spirit that sparked it. The same spirit Seamus had.
Paige: I wish I could, accept that, compliment, but… I was just looking to be reimbursed, to tell you the truth. I felt like… magic owed me.
Red-Haired Leprechaun: And you still feel that way?
Paige: No. I don't.
Red-Haired Leprechaun: Doesn't matter what brings a person; only what they leave with.

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Phoebe: She was engaged to a warlock.
Paige: Dan was a warlock?
Phoebe: Oh no, before Dan. Way before Dan. Two bankers, a rock climber and a ghost before Dan. And actually the ghost was the best of the bunch.
Paige: See, now that's what I call critical sisterly information. How am I meant to be petty and judgemental without all the info.

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Leo: Piper, what are you doing? You can't freeze the shrink, we're on the clock!!

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Piper: Let the truth be told,
Let our lives unfold,
So we can relive our memories,
And stop being enemies.


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Phoebe: I was under a spell. Evil
Paige: Evil? You were blonde!

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Phoebe: Wait a minute. You just said something.
Paige: I did? Was it smart?

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Leo: I work, she says I'm never around. I quit my job, she says I'm around too much.

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Piper: We did learn that we have some issues to work on. Like somebody need to get a life first.
Leo: And one of us needs to be wife first.
Phoebe: Oh, easy on the rhyming. No more spells.

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Piper: Are you sure I can't get you anything? Coffee? Tea? A saucer of milk?
Phoebe: Very funny.
Paige: A little funny.
Katrina/Kit: No, I'm fine. Although, I wouldn't mind some kibble. If you've got any.

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Piper: That's not funny.

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Piper: Yeah, by the way, what was with the scratching of my bedpost? What was that?
Katrina/Kit: I had to keep my nails sharp.
Piper: Yeah, see, that's just very creepy.

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Phoebe: I did something really bad! I slept with my boss!
Piper: Jason!?
Phoebe: No Elise...yes of course Jason!

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Piper: You color-coded the Book of Shadows?
Paige: Uh huh.

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Piper: We need Phoebe!
Phoebe: Hello?
Piper: Ask and you shall receive!

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Paige: Vanquishing demons is not a sport, Piper.
Piper: It is if you're good at it!

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Jason: Isn't that your sister?
Phoebe: Yeah...Paige!
Jason: She's one of the Godiva girls?!

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Phoebe: Well thanks to me, my paper's going to get an exclusive on her because I slept with Jason!
Piper: Oh good, so this is all your fault then?
Phoebe: Uh huh.
Piper: Perfect.

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Phoebe: Are we back to blaming you again?
Piper: Yep.
Phoebe: Just checking.

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Paige: Changing seasons, changes all,
Life renews as creation calls,

Piper: Nothing is immune, everything transmutes,
So take this demon and give him roots.


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Piper: He is so innocent. If only he had any idea what Mommy and Auntie Paige did today.
Leo: They turned a very bad man into a very big tree.

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Leo: Rock on.
Piper: Don't do that.
Leo: Rock on.
Piper: Give it up man.

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Piper: I'm telling you, it's not gonna fit. Nothing fits anymore and if he keeps growing at this rate, we're gonna have to send him off to college by next week

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Phoebe: Oh my god! Piper, you're blind!
Piper: Yeah, Phoebe, I just said that, now could we talk about how a monkey could do that.
Phoebe: What did she say?
Piper: What did who say? The monkey? The monkey didn't say anything, he covered my eyes and stole my eyesight.
Phoebe: I think the monkey stole your eyesight when he covered your eyes.
Piper: Ugh, Phoebe, are you listening to me? That's just what I said.. ugh, you are acting like you can't even hear me.
Phoebe: Oh Piper its no use, I can't even hear you.

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Piper: Alright, speak and spell.

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Phoebe: You killed Aunt Pearl's couch.

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Phoebe: Ooh, you're an angry monkey. Ooh, you're pissed! You're...PMS monkey?

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Piper: What about Leo?
Phoebe: Oh no, did I kill the hag too soon?
Piper: Oh, if she hurt him, you know, I'm going to have to revive her and kill her again.

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