Charmed Quotes
Phoebe: Piper, what do you really think about your boss?
Piper: I think he's a self-serving jerk who must have a very small penis...[Piper, Phoebe and Prue all gasp/laugh] Oh my god, I'm gonna be so fired!
Piper: I think he's a self-serving jerk who must have a very small penis...[Piper, Phoebe and Prue all gasp/laugh] Oh my god, I'm gonna be so fired!
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Prue: For those who want the truth revealed,
Opened hearts and secrets unsealed,
From now until it's now again,
After which the memory ends.
Those who are now in this house,
Will hear the truth from other's mouths.
Opened hearts and secrets unsealed,
From now until it's now again,
After which the memory ends.
Those who are now in this house,
Will hear the truth from other's mouths.
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Phoebe: She's carrying!
Piper: Carrying what?
Phoebe: A baby! She's pregnant!
Piper: Ohh.
(Piper starts to go towards Tanya)
Phoebe: No, no. She doesn't know yet.
Piper: Oh.
Piper: Carrying what?
Phoebe: A baby! She's pregnant!
Piper: Ohh.
(Piper starts to go towards Tanya)
Phoebe: No, no. She doesn't know yet.
Piper: Oh.
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Leo: Well, I wanted to see you, I just um... I have this really strange feeling that I did something that I should apologize for. Did I?
Piper: No, no. Definitely not. Can I buy you a drink?
Piper: No, no. Definitely not. Can I buy you a drink?
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Andy: I don't know. I mean of all the things I thought you were hiding, this was actually nowhere on the list. Does this mean Piper and Phoebe are...
Prue: Yeah. We inherited our powers from Mom and Grams.
Andy: So, when you have kids...
Prue: If they're girls...yes.
Prue: Yeah. We inherited our powers from Mom and Grams.
Andy: So, when you have kids...
Prue: If they're girls...yes.
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Phoebe: He had that look... You know what I'm talking about, you might recognize it from the mirror.
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Prue: Don't you hate turkey?
Hannah: Of course I do, just don't want you to have it.
Hannah: Of course I do, just don't want you to have it.
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Prue: Is there any reason why you are such a bitch to me?
Hannah: Yes, because it's my mission in life to destroy you.
Hannah: Yes, because it's my mission in life to destroy you.
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Piper: Leo, how do you feel about women who make the first move?
Leo: I don't know, I'm still waiting for it to happen.
Piper: Good news.
Leo: I don't know, I'm still waiting for it to happen.
Piper: Good news.
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Melinda Warren: "To work with One's hands is a great gift."
Leo: Well ... "I am a true laborer. I earn that I eat, get that I wear"
Melinda Warren: "owe no man hate, envy no man's happiness..."
Melinda/Leo: Shakespeare.
Leo: Well ... "I am a true laborer. I earn that I eat, get that I wear"
Melinda Warren: "owe no man hate, envy no man's happiness..."
Melinda/Leo: Shakespeare.
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Matthew Tate: If you like what you see, take a look. What's with all this false modesty in this era?
Hannah: Well, it's complicated with all the Women's Rights and sexual harassment...
Hannah: Well, it's complicated with all the Women's Rights and sexual harassment...
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Piper: Am I the only one having second thoughts?
Phoebe: Yes.
Prue: We don't really have any others options.
Piper: But aren't we, like, raising the dead? What if she's all..
Phoebe: I read The Book of Shadows very carefully. She will come back as a real live person, flesh and blood. She will have her powers too, our powers. (Phoebe picks up a knife.)
Piper: What's that for?
Phoebe: Well, the spell works by blood calling blood, so it shouldn't hurt.. much. (Phoebe cuts her finger.) I lied, I lied. Okay, come on guys. It'll be just like the summer by the lake. Remember when we made a blood oath to be friends forever, not just sisters? (Prue takes the knife.)
Piper: I remember my finger got infected.
Prue: (Prue cuts her finger.) Ow. Yeah, but the oath worked.
Piper: And I couldn't go in the water for three weeks. (Prue holds out the knife.) Don't hand me that knife.
Prue: How are you gonna cut yourself?
Piper: I'm not.
Phoebe: Piper.
Piper: I can't stand the sight of blood.
Prue: Evil beings have blown up in our attic..
Phoebe: ..Disintegrated to dust right before our very eyes..
Prue: And you're afraid of a little drop of blood?
Phoebe: Yes.
Prue: We don't really have any others options.
Piper: But aren't we, like, raising the dead? What if she's all..
Phoebe: I read The Book of Shadows very carefully. She will come back as a real live person, flesh and blood. She will have her powers too, our powers. (Phoebe picks up a knife.)
Piper: What's that for?
Phoebe: Well, the spell works by blood calling blood, so it shouldn't hurt.. much. (Phoebe cuts her finger.) I lied, I lied. Okay, come on guys. It'll be just like the summer by the lake. Remember when we made a blood oath to be friends forever, not just sisters? (Prue takes the knife.)
Piper: I remember my finger got infected.
Prue: (Prue cuts her finger.) Ow. Yeah, but the oath worked.
Piper: And I couldn't go in the water for three weeks. (Prue holds out the knife.) Don't hand me that knife.
Prue: How are you gonna cut yourself?
Piper: I'm not.
Phoebe: Piper.
Piper: I can't stand the sight of blood.
Prue: Evil beings have blown up in our attic..
Phoebe: ..Disintegrated to dust right before our very eyes..
Prue: And you're afraid of a little drop of blood?
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Melinda: No, don’t...don’t rip the dress to make it fit me.
Phoebe: Oh, no, no, I’m not ripping it. It’s called a zipper, see?(Phoebe zips up the dress)
Melinda: Oh, a wise witch made this.(Melinda takes the dress off of Phoebe and plays with the zipper)
Phoebe: Yeah, and wise witches in this century keep a low profile. You slip this dress on, you’ll blend right in.
Phoebe: Oh, no, no, I’m not ripping it. It’s called a zipper, see?(Phoebe zips up the dress)
Melinda: Oh, a wise witch made this.(Melinda takes the dress off of Phoebe and plays with the zipper)
Phoebe: Yeah, and wise witches in this century keep a low profile. You slip this dress on, you’ll blend right in.
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Phoebe: You've never asked a guy out before?
Piper: Not on a real date, no
Phoebe: I don't understand. Am I the only person in this family who's inherited the 'take a chance' gene?
Piper: Probably, 'cause if I remember my biology correctly it's attached to the 'can't mind my own business' gene.
Piper: Not on a real date, no
Phoebe: I don't understand. Am I the only person in this family who's inherited the 'take a chance' gene?
Piper: Probably, 'cause if I remember my biology correctly it's attached to the 'can't mind my own business' gene.
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Prue: Somebody must have manipulated me into taking it.
Phoebe: The same way someone manipulated me into being a witness against my own sister!
Darryl: Any idea about what they're talking about?
Andy: Not a clue.
Phoebe: The same way someone manipulated me into being a witness against my own sister!
Darryl: Any idea about what they're talking about?
Andy: Not a clue.
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Darryl: You have to admit, you stopped seeing Prue for a reason, you thought she was hiding something from you. How do you know she wasn't hiding something like this?
Andy: A secret life of crime? I don't think so.
Darryl: You got a better explanation?
Andy: A secret life of crime? I don't think so.
Darryl: You got a better explanation?
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(After Piper and Leo have spent the night together)
Phoebe: Between you and Leo, and Prue the new-hot-Wicca woman, and me, soon to be employed, things are looking up.
Piper: Don't say that! The moment somebody says that everything always goes south!
Phoebe: Unless you freeze him. Ooh! I couldn't help it, it was so good!
Phoebe: Between you and Leo, and Prue the new-hot-Wicca woman, and me, soon to be employed, things are looking up.
Piper: Don't say that! The moment somebody says that everything always goes south!
Phoebe: Unless you freeze him. Ooh! I couldn't help it, it was so good!
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Phoebe: Prue was right about Rex, which means I'm dating a warlock!
Piper: Been there, done that!
Piper: Been there, done that!
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Phoebe: Problems?
Prue: What problems?
Piper: Well, it's been a while since, you know, I-I was a little nervous, and I kinda kept freezing him.
Prue: Piper, you didn't?
Piper: I didn't mean to...the first time.
Phoebe: Oh!
Prue: What problems?
Piper: Well, it's been a while since, you know, I-I was a little nervous, and I kinda kept freezing him.
Prue: Piper, you didn't?
Piper: I didn't mean to...the first time.
Phoebe: Oh!
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Piper: I thought you guys were supposed to be shopping.
Prue: Obviously.
Phoebe (points): Oh, look, front-clasped bra. She means business.
Prue: Ooh, serious business.
Piper: (pulls her shirt closed) Do you mind?
Phoebe: No, are you kidding? I think it's great -- as long as he's not still on the clock.
Prue: Obviously.
Phoebe (points): Oh, look, front-clasped bra. She means business.
Prue: Ooh, serious business.
Piper: (pulls her shirt closed) Do you mind?
Phoebe: No, are you kidding? I think it's great -- as long as he's not still on the clock.
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Prue: The Guardian punishes the greedy, so maybe if Clay does something selfless, it'll even the score.
Piper: Good luck...
Piper: Good luck...
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Prue: Seasons change, people don't...
Phoebe: I changed. Do you remember what you thought of me before I walked back through that door?
Prue: That's different.
Phoebe: How is that different?
Prue: You're my sister.
Phoebe: I changed. Do you remember what you thought of me before I walked back through that door?
Prue: That's different.
Phoebe: How is that different?
Prue: You're my sister.
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Coroner: I found someone's business card in his pocket. Buckland's Auction House.
Andy: (cutting him off) Ah. Let me guess, Prue Halliwell?
Coroner: Yeah. How did you know?
Andy: I'm cursed.
Andy: (cutting him off) Ah. Let me guess, Prue Halliwell?
Coroner: Yeah. How did you know?
Andy: I'm cursed.
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