Charmed Quotes
Piper: Everything okay?
Paige: Better than okay. I am gonna have a love life.
Phoebe: You're making a love potion?
Paige: No, I'm making a stun potion.
Piper: So that lovers will be stunned by you?
Paige: No, so that Kazis will be stunned by me.
Phoebe: You're in love with a Kazi demon'?
Paige(Sighing exasperatedly): Stay with me people.
Paige: Better than okay. I am gonna have a love life.
Phoebe: You're making a love potion?
Paige: No, I'm making a stun potion.
Piper: So that lovers will be stunned by you?
Paige: No, so that Kazis will be stunned by me.
Phoebe: You're in love with a Kazi demon'?
Paige(Sighing exasperatedly): Stay with me people.
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[Paige points to her ear.]
Phoebe: You hear something?
[Paige nods and makes a talking motion with her hand.]
Phoebe: You hear puppets?
Phoebe: You hear something?
[Paige nods and makes a talking motion with her hand.]
Phoebe: You hear puppets?
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Phoebe: Your grandmother is just going to eat you up when she meets you. But no spitting up. And none of that toxic poop you do sometimes. Grams hasn't been around babies since she was alive.
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Piper: Grams... meet the next generation of Halliwells. (she gives Grams the baby) Baby Wyatt!
Grams: Wyatt? (she laughs) That's a silly name for a girl, isn't it?
Phoebe: Grams! It's a boy! (her grandmother stares at her) Look at the outfit!
Paige: (in disbelief) You didn't know?
Grams: Well, no, I - I just assumed it was a... what went wrong?
Leo: (offended) Wrong?
Grams: (backtracking) Oh well, I don't mean 'wrong' wrong, it's just that we've... (staring at Wyatt with some mistrust) always had... girls.
Piper: (determinedly upbeat) And now we have a boy!
Grams: Wyatt? (she laughs) That's a silly name for a girl, isn't it?
Phoebe: Grams! It's a boy! (her grandmother stares at her) Look at the outfit!
Paige: (in disbelief) You didn't know?
Grams: Well, no, I - I just assumed it was a... what went wrong?
Leo: (offended) Wrong?
Grams: (backtracking) Oh well, I don't mean 'wrong' wrong, it's just that we've... (staring at Wyatt with some mistrust) always had... girls.
Piper: (determinedly upbeat) And now we have a boy!
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Grams: Now they'd be better off with a dog. More loyal and they die sooner.
Leo: Excuse me?
Grams: Oh... (chuckles) Don't mind me. You know, I never have very much luck with men.
Leo: But you've been married four times.
Grams: Exactly.
Leo: Excuse me?
Grams: Oh... (chuckles) Don't mind me. You know, I never have very much luck with men.
Leo: But you've been married four times.
Grams: Exactly.
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Leo: (talking to Wyatt as Piper and Grams go upstairs) Now you know why we don't summon her more often... yeah.
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Nate: I always sorta thought this stuff was real, you know, I just didn't really know it was really real. Oh my God, my wife is going to love this!
Paige: Excuse me?
Nate: Did I just say wife?
Paige: You're married? You never told me you were married.
Nate: I didn't tell you that I had children either, but...
Paige: Excuse me?
Nate: Did I just say wife?
Paige: You're married? You never told me you were married.
Nate: I didn't tell you that I had children either, but...
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Grams: And, you know, men are just so...
Paige: Evil! That's what they are. They are just plain evil.
Piper: Oh. I take it Nate wasn't too happy about you being a witch.
Paige: Oh, Nate was fine with my being a witch. It's maybe his wife that would have had a problem.
Piper: He's married?
Paige: Yeah. With two kids.
Piper: Oh, honey, I'm so sorry.
Grams: I told you she should have gotten a dog.
Paige: Evil! That's what they are. They are just plain evil.
Piper: Oh. I take it Nate wasn't too happy about you being a witch.
Paige: Oh, Nate was fine with my being a witch. It's maybe his wife that would have had a problem.
Piper: He's married?
Paige: Yeah. With two kids.
Piper: Oh, honey, I'm so sorry.
Grams: I told you she should have gotten a dog.
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Phoebe: What's going on here?
Piper: Your grandmother hates your nephew. That's what's going on here.
Grams: That's not what I said.
Piper: Oh, she only said that she hates men!
Piper: Your grandmother hates your nephew. That's what's going on here.
Grams: That's not what I said.
Piper: Oh, she only said that she hates men!
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Piper: Grams was alive when she banished the Necromancer, right?
Phoebe: Right.
Piper: Okay, well, now she's dead!
Paige: You sound so happy about that.
Phoebe: Right.
Piper: Okay, well, now she's dead!
Paige: You sound so happy about that.
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Grams: I call forth from space and time,
Matriarchs from the Halliwell line,
Mothers, daughters, sisters, friends,
Our families spirit without end,
To gather now in this sacred place,
And help us bring this child to grace.
Matriarchs from the Halliwell line,
Mothers, daughters, sisters, friends,
Our families spirit without end,
To gather now in this sacred place,
And help us bring this child to grace.
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Phoebe: Well my boyfriend moved to Hong Kong, I'm thoroughly depressed, but I still managed to sign up six people. and you have?
Paige: I have none people.
Phoebe: Hmm. None people.
Paige: I have none people.
Phoebe: Hmm. None people.
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Phoebe: You and Leo are back in the saddle?
Piper: So to speak..
Phoebe: Yay you! God I miss sex!
Piper: So to speak..
Phoebe: Yay you! God I miss sex!
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Piper: Friend or foe?
Phoebe: Not so sure yet.
Chris: What do you mean? I saved Paige, didn't I?
Phoebe: Oh, you call that saving, do you?
Phoebe: Not so sure yet.
Chris: What do you mean? I saved Paige, didn't I?
Phoebe: Oh, you call that saving, do you?
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Piper: What are you doing?
Chris: What does it look like I'm doing? I'm trying to find a way to free stone cold Paige over here.
Chris: What does it look like I'm doing? I'm trying to find a way to free stone cold Paige over here.
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Paige: Power? Power's good. I like power. Why do I like power?
Chris: Because you are the Goddess of War.
Paige: Ahh. Well, I guess that explains the pitch fork.
Chris: It's not a pitch fork, it's a trident. Be careful, that's a formidable weapon.
Paige: Right on. Who wants to fight?
Phoebe: I'm a lover, not a fighter.
Chris: You're the Goddess of Love.
Piper: Naturally. Well, then that must make me the Goddess of Sanity because I find this ridiculous!
Chris: Because you are the Goddess of War.
Paige: Ahh. Well, I guess that explains the pitch fork.
Chris: It's not a pitch fork, it's a trident. Be careful, that's a formidable weapon.
Paige: Right on. Who wants to fight?
Phoebe: I'm a lover, not a fighter.
Chris: You're the Goddess of Love.
Piper: Naturally. Well, then that must make me the Goddess of Sanity because I find this ridiculous!
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Phoebe: Paige, make love not.. you know. There's no door love can't open, no wall love can't climb, no hurdle love can't... hurdle.
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Paige: Reason and judgement are the qualities of a leader. Tacitus 100 AD.
Phoebe: Love will keep us together. Captain and Tennille. 1970s.
Phoebe: Love will keep us together. Captain and Tennille. 1970s.
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Phoebe: Oh my, my, my! Aren't you just the edible elder? Have you taken a vow of celibacy?
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Phoebe: One more question...what are you wearing underneath that robe?
Roland: More robes.
Roland: More robes.
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