Charmed Quotes
Leo: You need to channel your hearth and home instincts to fight the Titans.
Piper: I was speaking from the heart not the hearth.
Piper: I was speaking from the heart not the hearth.
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Leo: You're not the ancient greeks, you're the charmed ones. I didn't give you anything you can't handle. Phoebe, you lost yourself to the darkest love that ever existed, and you came back. Of course you can handle being the Goddess of Love.
Phoebe: I never thought of it that way.
Leo: Paige, you're the Goddess of War because you've been consumed with gaining power but you've never let the power consume you. And Piper, is it any wonder that I made you the Goddess of Earth? You are everything that is good and beautiful in this world, the mother of my son.
Piper: You really have that much faith in us?
Leo: You really need to ask that?
Phoebe: I never thought of it that way.
Leo: Paige, you're the Goddess of War because you've been consumed with gaining power but you've never let the power consume you. And Piper, is it any wonder that I made you the Goddess of Earth? You are everything that is good and beautiful in this world, the mother of my son.
Piper: You really have that much faith in us?
Leo: You really need to ask that?
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Piper: You asked me to marry you and I said yes. You wanted a family and I gave you a son. And now you want me to just watch you walk away?
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Phoebe: All right, all right. What do you want advice on?
Chad: See, there's this woman that I like, and I'd like to ask her out. But I'm afraid she'll say no. What should I do?
Phoebe: Well, why don't you just ask me and find out?
Chad: See, there's this woman that I like, and I'd like to ask her out. But I'm afraid she'll say no. What should I do?
Phoebe: Well, why don't you just ask me and find out?
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Paige: What kind of whitelighter can't heal?
Chris: For the record, you can't heal either.
Paige: I'm half whitelighter. How come you didn't tell us about this before we hired you?
Chris: Because you didn't hire me. I was assigned by the elders.
Phoebe: Any other little surprises you'd like to share with us?
Chris: No. Look, I haven't been a whitelighter very long, okay? And healing, it's big. And takes a while to learn how to do.
Phoebe: Great, student-lighter.
Chris: For the record, you can't heal either.
Paige: I'm half whitelighter. How come you didn't tell us about this before we hired you?
Chris: Because you didn't hire me. I was assigned by the elders.
Phoebe: Any other little surprises you'd like to share with us?
Chris: No. Look, I haven't been a whitelighter very long, okay? And healing, it's big. And takes a while to learn how to do.
Phoebe: Great, student-lighter.
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Paige: Powers and emotions tied,
A witch's heart is where it hides,
Help her through her agony,
Bless her with her memory.
A witch's heart is where it hides,
Help her through her agony,
Bless her with her memory.
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Phoebe: Oh, Piper, hi! You're never gonna believe this. I think I have a new power. It would certainly explain a lot of my weird behaviour lately, like why I wanted to date Chad and why my advice has been so amazingly accurate. I know, this is huge, right? Huge. So what's my new power you ask? Oh, I'll tell you. Do you remember that empath we helped a couple of years ago? That guy that could feel what other people were feeling?
Chris: Uh, Phoebe.
Phoebe: Just a sec. I think that's what I am now. An empath. I am an empath. That's my new power. Or at least an advancement of my premonition power, I don't know.
Chris: Neither does she, I'm afraid. Know, that is, anything. Paige erased her memory.
Piper: Can you blow things up too?
Chris: Uh, Phoebe.
Phoebe: Just a sec. I think that's what I am now. An empath. I am an empath. That's my new power. Or at least an advancement of my premonition power, I don't know.
Chris: Neither does she, I'm afraid. Know, that is, anything. Paige erased her memory.
Piper: Can you blow things up too?
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Paige: Well that little magical whammy you performed on her kind of, um, backfired.
Phoebe: You see, after you left, Piper was really...
Paige: Chipper. Yeah, incessantly, increasingly, annoyingly chipper.
Phoebe: What she said.
Leo: Well, it was supposed to make her feel less pain. I guess with me not around to pull it back a little bit, she got happier and happier?
Paige: Um, no, psychotically chipper.
Phoebe: You see, after you left, Piper was really...
Paige: Chipper. Yeah, incessantly, increasingly, annoyingly chipper.
Phoebe: What she said.
Leo: Well, it was supposed to make her feel less pain. I guess with me not around to pull it back a little bit, she got happier and happier?
Paige: Um, no, psychotically chipper.
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Leo: Paige...
Phoebe: Let her go. It might seem silly to you, but it's important to her, I know.
Chris: See? It helps to be an empath.
Phoebe: No, it helps to be a sister.
Phoebe: Let her go. It might seem silly to you, but it's important to her, I know.
Chris: See? It helps to be an empath.
Phoebe: No, it helps to be a sister.
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Biker: Hell's bells. What have we got here? What, is there a Xena convention in town or something?
Kara: On your knees.
Biker: Excuse me? I got a better idea. How bout you get on your knees instead.
Kara: Who are you to speak to us that way?
Freyja: Kara.
Kara: You don't command us, we command you.
Piper: This isn't Valhalla. You don't have dominion over men here.
Freyja: Then how do you train them? How do they take orders?
Piper: They don't.
Kara: On your knees.
Biker: Excuse me? I got a better idea. How bout you get on your knees instead.
Kara: Who are you to speak to us that way?
Freyja: Kara.
Kara: You don't command us, we command you.
Piper: This isn't Valhalla. You don't have dominion over men here.
Freyja: Then how do you train them? How do they take orders?
Piper: They don't.
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[Lots of dogs are barking.]
Paige: What is going on here?
Oscar: Badass fight, that's what.
Paige: Who said that?
Oscar: Oh, wait, you mean you can hear me? Well, hallelujah. It's about time.
Paige: Please don't tell me you're talking to me.
Oscar: Are you kidding? I've been trying to get your attention for two days now. I'm in serious trouble here.
Paige: Okay. It's okay, Paige. You've dealt with weirder stuff than this. Maybe-maybe my powers are just advancing. Maybe I can understand animals now.
Oscar: Oh, please, give me a break. Until you accepted that there might be a reason you got this job, you weren't going to be open to helping me.
...
Paige: I call upon the Halliwells.
I call our powers to undo this spell.
Make right again, that we must.
Reverse the curse that made this mutt.
Paige: What is going on here?
Oscar: Badass fight, that's what.
Paige: Who said that?
Oscar: Oh, wait, you mean you can hear me? Well, hallelujah. It's about time.
Paige: Please don't tell me you're talking to me.
Oscar: Are you kidding? I've been trying to get your attention for two days now. I'm in serious trouble here.
Paige: Okay. It's okay, Paige. You've dealt with weirder stuff than this. Maybe-maybe my powers are just advancing. Maybe I can understand animals now.
Oscar: Oh, please, give me a break. Until you accepted that there might be a reason you got this job, you weren't going to be open to helping me.
...
Paige: I call upon the Halliwells.
I call our powers to undo this spell.
Make right again, that we must.
Reverse the curse that made this mutt.
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Phoebe: Okay, but you don't have to yell at me. 'Cause I can sense how mad you are.
Paige: Okay, just 'cause you can sense doesn't mean I can't vent.
Paige: Okay, just 'cause you can sense doesn't mean I can't vent.
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Phoebe: Reverse the spell. Reverse the spell.
Paige: All right, uh. Spell was cast,
Now make it pass.
Remove it now,
Don't ask me how.
Paige: All right, uh. Spell was cast,
Now make it pass.
Remove it now,
Don't ask me how.
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Phoebe: I mean, just because I could feel some glimmer of Piper's feelings doesn't mean she can. She's completely cut off from them.
Chris: Wait, wait, wait, hold it. Isn't there a spell that allows somebody to feel what you feel? Which in this case would be Piper feeling what you're feeling Piper should be feeling... Did that make any sense?
Paige: Um, frightening, it did.
Chris: Wait, wait, wait, hold it. Isn't there a spell that allows somebody to feel what you feel? Which in this case would be Piper feeling what you're feeling Piper should be feeling... Did that make any sense?
Paige: Um, frightening, it did.
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Paige: Well, then the question is how do we get close enough to her without her kicking our butts?
Phoebe: I could use my new power to counteract hers.
Chris: How do you figure?
Phoebe: Well, our powers are emotion-based, right? If I can channel Piper's feelings, why can't I channel her powers? And then use them against her.
Phoebe: I could use my new power to counteract hers.
Chris: How do you figure?
Phoebe: Well, our powers are emotion-based, right? If I can channel Piper's feelings, why can't I channel her powers? And then use them against her.
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Paige: Ah, don't worry, this blonde couldn't hit the broad side of a beauty parlour. I mean, check out that dye job!
[The Stilman sisters gasp]
Mabel: How dare you!
[The Stilman sisters gasp]
Mabel: How dare you!
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Paige: Open Piper's heart to reveal,
That part which only Phoebe feels.
Send it back from whence it came,
But don't protect her from the pain.
That part which only Phoebe feels.
Send it back from whence it came,
But don't protect her from the pain.
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Leo: Chris, what are you doing sitting around here? Aren't you supposed to be getting to know your new charge?
Natalie: Oh, hi, Leo.
Chris: Okay, look, before you get mad, you're the one who wanted me to have a charge in the first place. Remember?
Leo: To protect her.
Natalie: Oh, he was using protection.
Chris: Yeah, I don't think that's what he meant.
Natalie: Oh, hi, Leo.
Chris: Okay, look, before you get mad, you're the one who wanted me to have a charge in the first place. Remember?
Leo: To protect her.
Natalie: Oh, he was using protection.
Chris: Yeah, I don't think that's what he meant.
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Paige: Moments lost make witches wonder.
Warlocks plot or demons plunder.
If this is not a prank.
Help us to fill in the blanks.
Warlocks plot or demons plunder.
If this is not a prank.
Help us to fill in the blanks.
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Piper: [to Wyatt] Okay, bud, here we go. Here we go, okay. Hey, lookie, how about this? [picks up a teddy] You like this guy? Hello. No? Pheebs, a little help here.
Phoebe: We hate that toy. It's yucky and crusty and gross.
Piper: Okay, then what does he want?
Phoebe: That. [points at the TV]
Piper: Yeah, see, I am a failure.
Paige: No, you're not. We just happen to have more pressing concerns right now than the media's influence.
Phoebe: We hate that toy. It's yucky and crusty and gross.
Piper: Okay, then what does he want?
Phoebe: That. [points at the TV]
Piper: Yeah, see, I am a failure.
Paige: No, you're not. We just happen to have more pressing concerns right now than the media's influence.
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[Phoebe and Paige orb onto KLMV News]
Kaneisha (Presenter): I don't know what's happening here, I--
Paige: Well, it's called magic, Kaneisha. Witchcraft, specifically. I really love your... jacket! [orbs the jacket to her]
Phoebe: Wanna see more magic? Let's check in with Piper at the Golden Gate Bridge. Take it away, Piper!
[Cut to a VT of Piper]
Piper: Let the object of objection become but a dream
As I cause the scene to become unseen.
Kaneisha (Presenter): I don't know what's happening here, I--
Paige: Well, it's called magic, Kaneisha. Witchcraft, specifically. I really love your... jacket! [orbs the jacket to her]
Phoebe: Wanna see more magic? Let's check in with Piper at the Golden Gate Bridge. Take it away, Piper!
[Cut to a VT of Piper]
Piper: Let the object of objection become but a dream
As I cause the scene to become unseen.
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Phoebe: She's at her new temp job.
Chris: She's still on that kick?
Piper: It's not a kick, Chris. It's her quest for happiness outside of magic.
Chris: Yeah, but it's a temp job. Who finds happiness on a temp job?
Chris: She's still on that kick?
Piper: It's not a kick, Chris. It's her quest for happiness outside of magic.
Chris: Yeah, but it's a temp job. Who finds happiness on a temp job?
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Nanny: Let me take the boy for a walk.
Piper: All right. Just don't forget a hat for those ears.
Nanny: I always keep the baby warm.
Piper: I meant yours.
Piper: All right. Just don't forget a hat for those ears.
Nanny: I always keep the baby warm.
Piper: I meant yours.
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Mitzy: We made the book of shadows? What, no picture?
Margo: Just a paragraph. A really, really tiny paragraph.
Mabel: "The Stillman Sisters: Mabel, Mitzy, Margo. Common witches known for their small-time hustles and cons. Not worth vanquishing. If they become a nuisance, try a simple spell to bind their magic."
Margo: Oh. Well, at least we got an entry.
Mitzy: Yeah, but look at what they think of us. Common witches, not worth vanquishing?
Mabel: Is that right? Well, check what these common witches just did. We're standing in the home of the Charmed Ones. We got their powers. We got their Book, and we got... blonde, multi-tonal hair. Who's the nuisance now?
Margo: We are.
Mitzy: Oh yeah!
Margo: Just a paragraph. A really, really tiny paragraph.
Mabel: "The Stillman Sisters: Mabel, Mitzy, Margo. Common witches known for their small-time hustles and cons. Not worth vanquishing. If they become a nuisance, try a simple spell to bind their magic."
Margo: Oh. Well, at least we got an entry.
Mitzy: Yeah, but look at what they think of us. Common witches, not worth vanquishing?
Mabel: Is that right? Well, check what these common witches just did. We're standing in the home of the Charmed Ones. We got their powers. We got their Book, and we got... blonde, multi-tonal hair. Who's the nuisance now?
Margo: We are.
Mitzy: Oh yeah!
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