Charmed Quotes
Piper: Without picture ID's, we got no credit cards, we got nothing. It's like we don't exist.
Paige: Everyone in the world thinks we're these trashy blondes. I do have to hand it to them, though. They've taken identity theft to a whole new level.
Paige: Everyone in the world thinks we're these trashy blondes. I do have to hand it to them, though. They've taken identity theft to a whole new level.
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Phoebe: Trust me. The sooner you get back on the dating horse, the easier it will be.
Piper: No, I know. You're right, you're absolutely right. It's just, the truth is, I'm a little scared. I mean, I was married to an angel, for crying out loud. Who is gonna compare to that?
Phoebe: I know, but, Piper, you also dated a demon, a warlock and a ghost, you know. That's what you should be scared of.
Piper: Super pep talk, sis.
Piper: No, I know. You're right, you're absolutely right. It's just, the truth is, I'm a little scared. I mean, I was married to an angel, for crying out loud. Who is gonna compare to that?
Phoebe: I know, but, Piper, you also dated a demon, a warlock and a ghost, you know. That's what you should be scared of.
Piper: Super pep talk, sis.
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Leo: How was your date?
Piper: Short.
Leo: Short? You mean like "leprechaun" short?
Piper: No, Leo, he wasn't short, the date was cut short by this.
Piper: Short.
Leo: Short? You mean like "leprechaun" short?
Piper: No, Leo, he wasn't short, the date was cut short by this.
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Paige: Unknown spirit, we call to thee,
Those who wish to set you free,
Cross on over so we may help,
Come to us, reveal yourself.
Those who wish to set you free,
Cross on over so we may help,
Come to us, reveal yourself.
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Phoebe: You've got me, Jason Dean. I'm yours. So no more wooing.
Jason: Okay, no more wooing. I guess I'll cancel our helicopter to Carmel for dinner.
Phoebe: No, no, no, maybe a little bit more wooing.
Jason: Okay, no more wooing. I guess I'll cancel our helicopter to Carmel for dinner.
Phoebe: No, no, no, maybe a little bit more wooing.
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Phoebe: Yeah. If I had to guess, I would say it's a world of desire, but it's not my desire, it's your desire. I can feel how much you want all of this for me.
Jason: Yes, Phoebe, I want everything for you including sanity. If I die, promise me you'll see a doctor.
Jason: Yes, Phoebe, I want everything for you including sanity. If I die, promise me you'll see a doctor.
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Phoebe: I have half a mind to call Jason and complain about it, but I don't wanna use our relationship for leverage.
Piper: What's the use of sleeping with your boss, then?
Phoebe: Becuase I actually enjoy sleeping with my boss.
Piper: Yeah, don't brag.
Piper: What's the use of sleeping with your boss, then?
Phoebe: Becuase I actually enjoy sleeping with my boss.
Piper: Yeah, don't brag.
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Paige: Okay, anyway, Book, Excalibur...?
Phoebe: Yeah, nothing. Nada.
Paige: Really?
Piper: Told you.
Paige: You know, hey, maybe it's been out of circulation since ye olden days, and maybe no Halliwell has ever come across it before.
Phoebe: Well, we have run across these guys, executioner demons, lower-level badasses for hire.
Piper: Who hired them?
Phoebe: This higher-level badass. [shows them the 'Dark Knight' page in the book]
Phoebe: Yeah, nothing. Nada.
Paige: Really?
Piper: Told you.
Paige: You know, hey, maybe it's been out of circulation since ye olden days, and maybe no Halliwell has ever come across it before.
Phoebe: Well, we have run across these guys, executioner demons, lower-level badasses for hire.
Piper: Who hired them?
Phoebe: This higher-level badass. [shows them the 'Dark Knight' page in the book]
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Mordaunt: The sword has chosen. You are the new saviour. The champion of good, the master of Excalibur. Welcome to your new destiny.
Piper: Oh, crap.
Piper: Oh, crap.
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Mordaunt: It's drawn to you, just like you're drawn to it.
Piper: Do I look like I'm drawn to it, pal?
Mordaunt: You will be in time.
Piper: No, I don't have time to play Queen Arthur.
Piper: Do I look like I'm drawn to it, pal?
Mordaunt: You will be in time.
Piper: No, I don't have time to play Queen Arthur.
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Phoebe: Yeah, but I don't need divine help. I need filing and faxing and desk management help.
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Paige: I'm your girl. I really am. We'll just, you know, see if the divine stuff kind of appears later. Usually does.
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Phoebe: I sort of told him that I loved him last night.
Piper: Oh, and this is bad?
Phoebe: No, except I said, "I love you too." As if he said "I love you" first, which he didn't.
Piper: So wait, you told him that he loves you before he told you that he loves you? Yeah, that's not good.
Piper: Oh, and this is bad?
Phoebe: No, except I said, "I love you too." As if he said "I love you" first, which he didn't.
Piper: So wait, you told him that he loves you before he told you that he loves you? Yeah, that's not good.
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Phoebe: What about you, missy? Spill it!
Piper: Spill what?
Phoebe: Come on, you and Greg? Put out any fires lately?
Piper: Is that supposed to be a subtle fireman reference?
Paige: Wait a minute. You're going out with a fire-fighter?
Phoebe: Let's see, they've been seeing each other for about three weeks, and someone, I won't say who, although it's not the fireman, is avoiding taking it to the next step.
Piper: I'm not avoiding. I'm just a little reluctant, that's all.
Paige: My dear, it is time to get back in the saddle.
Piper: Now a cowboy reference.
Piper: Spill what?
Phoebe: Come on, you and Greg? Put out any fires lately?
Piper: Is that supposed to be a subtle fireman reference?
Paige: Wait a minute. You're going out with a fire-fighter?
Phoebe: Let's see, they've been seeing each other for about three weeks, and someone, I won't say who, although it's not the fireman, is avoiding taking it to the next step.
Piper: I'm not avoiding. I'm just a little reluctant, that's all.
Paige: My dear, it is time to get back in the saddle.
Piper: Now a cowboy reference.
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Leo: What would you say if I told you whoever attacked Chris was called a Phoenix?
Paige: Well, I would say, "What's a Phoenix?" and then you'd probably tell me.
Paige: Well, I would say, "What's a Phoenix?" and then you'd probably tell me.
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Chris: I call upon the ancient power,
To help us in this darkest hour.
Let the book return to this place,
Claim refuge in it's rightful space.
To help us in this darkest hour.
Let the book return to this place,
Claim refuge in it's rightful space.
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Chris: Hear these words, hear the rhyme,
Heed the hope within my mind.
Send me back to where I'll find,
What I wish, in place and time.
Heed the hope within my mind.
Send me back to where I'll find,
What I wish, in place and time.
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Woman: Wait, do you have to leave so soon? Can't I help?
Bianca: Yeah. Someday when I ask you what it feels like to kill, don't lie to me. Don't tell me you don't feel a thing.
Bianca: Yeah. Someday when I ask you what it feels like to kill, don't lie to me. Don't tell me you don't feel a thing.
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Wyatt: Et Tu, Chris? Of all the people to betray me.
Chris: I didn't go back to betray you, Wyatt. I went back to save you.
Wyatt: Save me? From what?
Chris: From whatever evil it was that turned you.
Wyatt: That's always been your problem, Chris. Stuck in the old good versus evil morass. I'm so past that. It's all about power, it's as simple as that.
Chris: I didn't go back to betray you, Wyatt. I went back to save you.
Wyatt: Save me? From what?
Chris: From whatever evil it was that turned you.
Wyatt: That's always been your problem, Chris. Stuck in the old good versus evil morass. I'm so past that. It's all about power, it's as simple as that.
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