Charmed Quotes

Piper: Without picture ID's, we got no credit cards, we got nothing. It's like we don't exist.
Paige: Everyone in the world thinks we're these trashy blondes. I do have to hand it to them, though. They've taken identity theft to a whole new level.

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Phoebe: Trust me. The sooner you get back on the dating horse, the easier it will be.
Piper: No, I know. You're right, you're absolutely right. It's just, the truth is, I'm a little scared. I mean, I was married to an angel, for crying out loud. Who is gonna compare to that?
Phoebe: I know, but, Piper, you also dated a demon, a warlock and a ghost, you know. That's what you should be scared of.
Piper: Super pep talk, sis.

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Phoebe: Lead me back,
From whence this came,
Help me help my sister's pain.


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Leo: How was your date?
Piper: Short.
Leo: Short? You mean like "leprechaun" short?
Piper: No, Leo, he wasn't short, the date was cut short by this.

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Paige: Unknown spirit, we call to thee,
Those who wish to set you free,
Cross on over so we may help,
Come to us, reveal yourself.


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Paige: Well call me butter, 'cause I'm on a roll.

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Phoebe: You've got me, Jason Dean. I'm yours. So no more wooing.
Jason: Okay, no more wooing. I guess I'll cancel our helicopter to Carmel for dinner.
Phoebe: No, no, no, maybe a little bit more wooing.

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Phoebe: Yeah. If I had to guess, I would say it's a world of desire, but it's not my desire, it's your desire. I can feel how much you want all of this for me.
Jason: Yes, Phoebe, I want everything for you including sanity. If I die, promise me you'll see a doctor.

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Phoebe: I have half a mind to call Jason and complain about it, but I don't wanna use our relationship for leverage.
Piper: What's the use of sleeping with your boss, then?
Phoebe: Becuase I actually enjoy sleeping with my boss.
Piper: Yeah, don't brag.

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Zahn: Consider yourself repossessed.

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Leo: Thanks for not listening to me.
Chris: Any time.

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Piper: What the hell is going on?
Paige: Bitch later, vanquish now.

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Paige: Okay, anyway, Book, Excalibur...?
Phoebe: Yeah, nothing. Nada.
Paige: Really?
Piper: Told you.
Paige: You know, hey, maybe it's been out of circulation since ye olden days, and maybe no Halliwell has ever come across it before.
Phoebe: Well, we have run across these guys, executioner demons, lower-level badasses for hire.
Piper: Who hired them?
Phoebe: This higher-level badass. [shows them the 'Dark Knight' page in the book]

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Mordaunt: The sword has chosen. You are the new saviour. The champion of good, the master of Excalibur. Welcome to your new destiny.
Piper: Oh, crap.

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Mordaunt: It's drawn to you, just like you're drawn to it.
Piper: Do I look like I'm drawn to it, pal?
Mordaunt: You will be in time.
Piper: No, I don't have time to play Queen Arthur.

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Phoebe: Yeah, but I don't need divine help. I need filing and faxing and desk management help.

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Paige: I'm your girl. I really am. We'll just, you know, see if the divine stuff kind of appears later. Usually does.

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Phoebe: Yeah, but I can't tell you what to do. I mean, how weird is that?

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Paige: Well, it's no weirder than usual.

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Phoebe: Oh, I see.

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Bianca: Haven't we been here before?
Chris: Maybe we will be again
Bianca: Maybe

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Phoebe: I sort of told him that I loved him last night.
Piper: Oh, and this is bad?
Phoebe: No, except I said, "I love you too." As if he said "I love you" first, which he didn't.
Piper: So wait, you told him that he loves you before he told you that he loves you? Yeah, that's not good.

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Paige: Blessed with powers from my destiny,
I bless this hero with invincibility.


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Phoebe: What about you, missy? Spill it!
Piper: Spill what?
Phoebe: Come on, you and Greg? Put out any fires lately?
Piper: Is that supposed to be a subtle fireman reference?
Paige: Wait a minute. You're going out with a fire-fighter?
Phoebe: Let's see, they've been seeing each other for about three weeks, and someone, I won't say who, although it's not the fireman, is avoiding taking it to the next step.
Piper: I'm not avoiding. I'm just a little reluctant, that's all.
Paige: My dear, it is time to get back in the saddle.
Piper: Now a cowboy reference.

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Phoebe: That is one bitchy whitelighter.

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Leo: What would you say if I told you whoever attacked Chris was called a Phoenix?
Paige: Well, I would say, "What's a Phoenix?" and then you'd probably tell me.

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Chris: I call upon the ancient power,
To help us in this darkest hour.
Let the book return to this place,
Claim refuge in it's rightful space.


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Chris: Hear these words, hear the rhyme,
Heed the hope within my mind.
Send me back to where I'll find,
What I wish, in place and time.


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Woman: Wait, do you have to leave so soon? Can't I help?
Bianca: Yeah. Someday when I ask you what it feels like to kill, don't lie to me. Don't tell me you don't feel a thing.

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Wyatt: Et Tu, Chris? Of all the people to betray me.
Chris: I didn't go back to betray you, Wyatt. I went back to save you.
Wyatt: Save me? From what?
Chris: From whatever evil it was that turned you.
Wyatt: That's always been your problem, Chris. Stuck in the old good versus evil morass. I'm so past that. It's all about power, it's as simple as that.

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