Charmed Quotes
Grams: You and Paige moved out? When?
Phoebe: A few weeks ago. But we're handling everything.
Grams: Dear, you have Paige stuck in the past and a demonic blob roaming the manor. Exactly how are you handling things?
Phoebe: A few weeks ago. But we're handling everything.
Grams: Dear, you have Paige stuck in the past and a demonic blob roaming the manor. Exactly how are you handling things?
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Grams: Men are like utensils; you use them, wash them, and throw them in a drawer until you need them.
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Young Penny: They have no right,
They have no power,
Turn their hate sticks into flowers.
They have no power,
Turn their hate sticks into flowers.
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Robin: And so I call upon the Crone--let evil roam inside this home.
(Allen walks in)
Allen: I thought you were acting strange.
Robin: Allen? Are you spying on me?
Allen: How could you, Robin? What about our dream?
Robin: (her voice turns sinister) My only dream (she raises a fireball) is helping my warlock friend put all of you weak creatures out of you misery tonight.
(Robin is about to throw when Paige walks in)
Paige: Robin! (Robin throws the fireball, but Paige dives out of the way)
Allen: Violence isn't the answer, Robin. Let love replace your fear. I know you felt our love.
Robin: Yeah, and I still got the stink of it all over me. (she raises another fireball)
Paige Over here! (She knocks over a can of marbles. Robin is knocked off her feet. The fireball goes straight up in the air and lands on Robin, vanquishing her.)
(Allen walks in)
Allen: I thought you were acting strange.
Robin: Allen? Are you spying on me?
Allen: How could you, Robin? What about our dream?
Robin: (her voice turns sinister) My only dream (she raises a fireball) is helping my warlock friend put all of you weak creatures out of you misery tonight.
(Robin is about to throw when Paige walks in)
Paige: Robin! (Robin throws the fireball, but Paige dives out of the way)
Allen: Violence isn't the answer, Robin. Let love replace your fear. I know you felt our love.
Robin: Yeah, and I still got the stink of it all over me. (she raises another fireball)
Paige Over here! (She knocks over a can of marbles. Robin is knocked off her feet. The fireball goes straight up in the air and lands on Robin, vanquishing her.)
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Piper: Come to me and be seduced,
I have a girl to introduce.
Fall for her, you can't resist her,
Trust me, mister, she's my sister.
Phoebe: Yeah well Why Me?
Piper: Well he's not my type
I have a girl to introduce.
Fall for her, you can't resist her,
Trust me, mister, she's my sister.
Phoebe: Yeah well Why Me?
Piper: Well he's not my type
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Young Penny: May peace and love,
From the moon above,
Flow through your heart,
On the wings of a dove.
From the moon above,
Flow through your heart,
On the wings of a dove.
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Young Penny: What do I usually do at this point?
Phoebe: You usually do something very final, if you catch my drift.
Young Penny: Snuff this warlock,
His days are done.
But make him good for the ecosystem.
Phoebe: You usually do something very final, if you catch my drift.
Young Penny: Snuff this warlock,
His days are done.
But make him good for the ecosystem.
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[As a birthday present Phoebe and Paige are creating the perfect man for Piper.]
Paige: Sensitive, but not a wuss-bag.
Phoebe: And someone that is a good listener.
Paige: Okay, good cook.
Phoebe: Handy around the house.
Paige: Good with kids.
Phoebe: Gets the whole normal-life thing.
Paige: Has a really big--
Phoebe: Paige.
Paige: Uh. Is this the perfect guy or what?
Phoebe: All right, throw it in.
Paige: Sensitive, but not a wuss-bag.
Phoebe: And someone that is a good listener.
Paige: Okay, good cook.
Phoebe: Handy around the house.
Paige: Good with kids.
Phoebe: Gets the whole normal-life thing.
Paige: Has a really big--
Phoebe: Paige.
Paige: Uh. Is this the perfect guy or what?
Phoebe: All right, throw it in.
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Phoebe & Paige: A perfect man, we summon now.
Another way, we don't know how.
To make our sister see the light,
Somewhere out there is Mr. Right.
Another way, we don't know how.
To make our sister see the light,
Somewhere out there is Mr. Right.
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Phoebe: Why not take advantage of him while you can? I mean, figuratively speaking, of course.
Paige: Oh, hell, literally, it is your birthday.
Paige: Oh, hell, literally, it is your birthday.
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Richard: I call to thee, pure witch's fire.
Through Vortex flow, The heavenly mire.
Cleanse brackish karma of debris.
From dark to light, sweep history.
Through Vortex flow, The heavenly mire.
Cleanse brackish karma of debris.
From dark to light, sweep history.
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Paige: Okay, she's French. Bad karma. Napoleon?
Piper: Probably not.
...
Paige: Okay, what about Marie Antoinette, Queen Isabella, the she-wolf of France?
...
Paige: Okay, let's see. Speaks French, hates the country, more than willing to strip in public-- Oh, my God, I saw something in here. [Reading from a book] Famous females spies: Mata Hari.
Piper: Wasn't she one of the bond girls?
Piper: Probably not.
...
Paige: Okay, what about Marie Antoinette, Queen Isabella, the she-wolf of France?
...
Paige: Okay, let's see. Speaks French, hates the country, more than willing to strip in public-- Oh, my God, I saw something in here. [Reading from a book] Famous females spies: Mata Hari.
Piper: Wasn't she one of the bond girls?
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Phoebe: Are you in charge here?
Swarm King: I am.
Phoebe: Good. Because I'd like to get into bed with you. Not literally. Although... there may be time for that later.
Swarm King: I am.
Phoebe: Good. Because I'd like to get into bed with you. Not literally. Although... there may be time for that later.
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Piper, Phoebe, and Paige: Demon swarm that serves as one,
Vanquish him from which they come.
Vanquish him from which they come.
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Phoebe: The whole biological clock thing, it's very real and it's echoing: tick, tick, tick, tick...
Piper: Okay, neurotic people, can we get back to my neurosis right now, please?
Phoebe: Sure, which one were we talking about?
Piper: The one where I'm a rotten mother who's raising an antisocial child.
Piper: Okay, neurotic people, can we get back to my neurosis right now, please?
Phoebe: Sure, which one were we talking about?
Piper: The one where I'm a rotten mother who's raising an antisocial child.
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Phoebe: Okay, you know what? I think we should help the magic school, because we can't just keep that head on our foyer table, you know? What is it, a centre-piece?.
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Piper, Phoebe, and Paige: Power of three, unite!
End this grizzly fright,
Reverse the roles,
And make us whole.
End this grizzly fright,
Reverse the roles,
And make us whole.
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Phoebe: I need you to be honest with me. No games, no running away. Just the truth.
Chris: Okay.
Phoebe: Are you Wyatt's little brother?
Chris: [sighs] ... Only if I can get Piper and Leo back together in time.
Chris: Okay.
Phoebe: Are you Wyatt's little brother?
Chris: [sighs] ... Only if I can get Piper and Leo back together in time.
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Phoebe: There was a wolf following us
Sigmund's Head: Not everybody sees what you see, Phoebe. Only those who are meant to see, see
Phoebe: What have you got in there, Confucius?
Sigmund's Head: Not everybody sees what you see, Phoebe. Only those who are meant to see, see
Phoebe: What have you got in there, Confucius?
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Piper: [to Shapeshifter Boy] Hey, watch it! I still have a mouth. I'll turn you into a toad
Piper: [After Shapeshifter Boy is turned back] Next time, I'll give you warts!
Piper: [After Shapeshifter Boy is turned back] Next time, I'll give you warts!
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Phoebe: I've been calling for you all week, didn't you hear me?
Chris: For the first couple of days, yeah. Then I put you on mute.
Phoebe: You can put me on mute?
Chris: For the first couple of days, yeah. Then I put you on mute.
Phoebe: You can put me on mute?
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Chris: Oracles, furtune tellers, soothsayers, they all say the same thing. If Mom and Dad don't screw this month, I'm screwed.
Phoebe: Okay, I'm just trying to get used to you being my nephew... I never hit on you, did I?
Chris: What? No.
Phoebe: Oh, thank god.
Chris: Can we focus here, please? Mom and Dad need to have sex. Now, who's gonna tell them, you or me?
Phoebe: Okay, I'm just trying to get used to you being my nephew... I never hit on you, did I?
Chris: What? No.
Phoebe: Oh, thank god.
Chris: Can we focus here, please? Mom and Dad need to have sex. Now, who's gonna tell them, you or me?
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