Charmed Quotes

Chris: [To baby Wyatt] If I can't save you, I swear to god I'll stop you.

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Bianca: You'll just have to hope the power of two will work, wont you Paige?

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Grams: You and Paige moved out? When?
Phoebe: A few weeks ago. But we're handling everything.
Grams: Dear, you have Paige stuck in the past and a demonic blob roaming the manor. Exactly how are you handling things?

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Grams: Men are like utensils; you use them, wash them, and throw them in a drawer until you need them.

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Young Penny: They have no right,
They have no power,
Turn their hate sticks into flowers.


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Robin: And so I call upon the Crone--let evil roam inside this home.
(Allen walks in)
Allen: I thought you were acting strange.
Robin: Allen? Are you spying on me?
Allen: How could you, Robin? What about our dream?
Robin: (her voice turns sinister) My only dream (she raises a fireball) is helping my warlock friend put all of you weak creatures out of you misery tonight.
(Robin is about to throw when Paige walks in)
Paige: Robin! (Robin throws the fireball, but Paige dives out of the way)
Allen: Violence isn't the answer, Robin. Let love replace your fear. I know you felt our love.
Robin: Yeah, and I still got the stink of it all over me. (she raises another fireball)
Paige Over here! (She knocks over a can of marbles. Robin is knocked off her feet. The fireball goes straight up in the air and lands on Robin, vanquishing her.)

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Piper: Come to me and be seduced,
I have a girl to introduce.
Fall for her, you can't resist her,
Trust me, mister, she's my sister.

Phoebe: Yeah well Why Me?
Piper: Well he's not my type

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Young Penny: May peace and love,
From the moon above,
Flow through your heart,
On the wings of a dove.


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Young Penny: What do I usually do at this point?
Phoebe: You usually do something very final, if you catch my drift.
Young Penny: Snuff this warlock,
His days are done.
But make him good for the ecosystem.


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[As a birthday present Phoebe and Paige are creating the perfect man for Piper.]
Paige: Sensitive, but not a wuss-bag.
Phoebe: And someone that is a good listener.
Paige: Okay, good cook.
Phoebe: Handy around the house.
Paige: Good with kids.
Phoebe: Gets the whole normal-life thing.
Paige: Has a really big--
Phoebe: Paige.
Paige: Uh. Is this the perfect guy or what?
Phoebe: All right, throw it in.

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Phoebe & Paige: A perfect man, we summon now.
Another way, we don't know how.
To make our sister see the light,
Somewhere out there is Mr. Right.


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Phoebe: Why not take advantage of him while you can? I mean, figuratively speaking, of course.
Paige: Oh, hell, literally, it is your birthday.

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Paige: On Piper's day, set this table.
With all the favours you are able.


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Richard: I call to thee, pure witch's fire.
Through Vortex flow, The heavenly mire.
Cleanse brackish karma of debris.
From dark to light, sweep history.


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Phoebe: Je ne sais pas, pourquoi?.
Paige: Since when do you speak freedom fry?

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Paige: Okay, she's French. Bad karma. Napoleon?
Piper: Probably not.
...
Paige: Okay, what about Marie Antoinette, Queen Isabella, the she-wolf of France?
...
Paige: Okay, let's see. Speaks French, hates the country, more than willing to strip in public-- Oh, my God, I saw something in here. [Reading from a book] Famous females spies: Mata Hari.
Piper: Wasn't she one of the bond girls?

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Phoebe: Are you in charge here?
Swarm King: I am.
Phoebe: Good. Because I'd like to get into bed with you. Not literally. Although... there may be time for that later.

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Piper, Phoebe, and Paige: Demon swarm that serves as one,
Vanquish him from which they come.


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Phoebe: The whole biological clock thing, it's very real and it's echoing: tick, tick, tick, tick...
Piper: Okay, neurotic people, can we get back to my neurosis right now, please?
Phoebe: Sure, which one were we talking about?
Piper: The one where I'm a rotten mother who's raising an antisocial child.

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Phoebe: Okay, you know what? I think we should help the magic school, because we can't just keep that head on our foyer table, you know? What is it, a centre-piece?.

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Paige: [after meeting Gideon] Who does he think he is? Obi-Wan Kenobi?

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Piper, Phoebe, and Paige: Power of three, unite!
End this grizzly fright,
Reverse the roles,
And make us whole.


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Phoebe: I need you to be honest with me. No games, no running away. Just the truth.
Chris: Okay.
Phoebe: Are you Wyatt's little brother?
Chris: [sighs] ... Only if I can get Piper and Leo back together in time.

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Phoebe: There was a wolf following us
Sigmund's Head: Not everybody sees what you see, Phoebe. Only those who are meant to see, see
Phoebe: What have you got in there, Confucius?

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Piper: [to Shapeshifter Boy] Hey, watch it! I still have a mouth. I'll turn you into a toad
Piper: [After Shapeshifter Boy is turned back] Next time, I'll give you warts!

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Chris: [while he's punching Leo] You don't know me!! You don't know me!!

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Paige: Bugspray, we shoulda used bugspray.

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Chris: Why fight when I've already won.

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Phoebe: I've been calling for you all week, didn't you hear me?
Chris: For the first couple of days, yeah. Then I put you on mute.
Phoebe: You can put me on mute?

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Chris: Oracles, furtune tellers, soothsayers, they all say the same thing. If Mom and Dad don't screw this month, I'm screwed.
Phoebe: Okay, I'm just trying to get used to you being my nephew... I never hit on you, did I?
Chris: What? No.
Phoebe: Oh, thank god.
Chris: Can we focus here, please? Mom and Dad need to have sex. Now, who's gonna tell them, you or me?

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