Charmed Quotes
Jinny: When I form my empire, the first thing I'm gonna do is rid the world of witches.
Paige: Oh, yeah? Well, when you're back in your bottle, the first thing I'm gonna do is put you in the microwave. Ha ha. How do you like that?
Paige: Oh, yeah? Well, when you're back in your bottle, the first thing I'm gonna do is put you in the microwave. Ha ha. How do you like that?
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Chris: Alright, I made a little wish.
Paige: You did what?
Chris: Two little wishes.
Paige: Oh, great. It's not bad enough I have to worry about Richard, now I have to worry about you too. What did you wish for?
Chris: For Leo to forgive me, which by the way was an accident.
Paige: And?
Chris: For Piper and Leo to sleep together.
Paige: Eww! Oh my god, you are sick! What is wrong with you? You're disgusting!
Chris: No...
Paige: You are some creepy registered sex offender from the future.
Chris: No, no, no...
Paige: Oh my god, you are so gross.
Chris: I'm Piper and Leo's son.
Paige: What?
Chris: They're my parents. I came back to save my family.
Paige: You're serious.
Chris: Yeah. Only now I've gotta save myself. Because if my mom doesn't get pregnant in the next month, there is no me.
Paige: This is all so wrong! And this has been such a long day...
Paige: You did what?
Chris: Two little wishes.
Paige: Oh, great. It's not bad enough I have to worry about Richard, now I have to worry about you too. What did you wish for?
Chris: For Leo to forgive me, which by the way was an accident.
Paige: And?
Chris: For Piper and Leo to sleep together.
Paige: Eww! Oh my god, you are sick! What is wrong with you? You're disgusting!
Chris: No...
Paige: You are some creepy registered sex offender from the future.
Chris: No, no, no...
Paige: Oh my god, you are so gross.
Chris: I'm Piper and Leo's son.
Paige: What?
Chris: They're my parents. I came back to save my family.
Paige: You're serious.
Chris: Yeah. Only now I've gotta save myself. Because if my mom doesn't get pregnant in the next month, there is no me.
Paige: This is all so wrong! And this has been such a long day...
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Paige: So are you happy?
Piper: 'Bout what?
Paige : About what the doctor said: it's gonna be a healthy baby.
Piper: Of course it's a healthy baby, I've seen him 22 and walking around.
Paige: Well you never know, something could've gone wrong!
Piper: Oh, stop being such a worry wart, you're starting to sound like...[Chris orbs in] Chris! What are you doing here?
Paige: This better not be about demons, 'coz I am on my lunch break!
Chris: No, no. I just wanted to check how it went with the doctor.
Piper : Well. You'll be happy to know that you're a boy!
Chris : Funny. That's not what I meant.
Paige : [looking at ultrasound] I don't see it...
Piper : Oh, see it's this little thing over here...
Chris : [snatches ultrasound away] Hey! Excuse me, do you mind? [pauses, looks at ultrasound and squints]
Piper: 'Bout what?
Paige : About what the doctor said: it's gonna be a healthy baby.
Piper: Of course it's a healthy baby, I've seen him 22 and walking around.
Paige: Well you never know, something could've gone wrong!
Piper: Oh, stop being such a worry wart, you're starting to sound like...[Chris orbs in] Chris! What are you doing here?
Paige: This better not be about demons, 'coz I am on my lunch break!
Chris: No, no. I just wanted to check how it went with the doctor.
Piper : Well. You'll be happy to know that you're a boy!
Chris : Funny. That's not what I meant.
Paige : [looking at ultrasound] I don't see it...
Piper : Oh, see it's this little thing over here...
Chris : [snatches ultrasound away] Hey! Excuse me, do you mind? [pauses, looks at ultrasound and squints]
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Chris: Wait, you had a force field when you were pregnant with Wyatt but not with me?
Piper: Well I didn't have one, he had one. It was all him.
Chris: From the womb? He had powers from the womb? That's unbelieveable, it's not like I didn't have an inferiority complex with him already. Thank you!
Piper: [to Paige] Did you find that demon yet?
Paige: Yes, actually I did. The Spider Demon. It comes out of its lair every thousand years to feed on the most powerful being it can find, that would mean you. [looks at Piper]
Chris: And me.
Piper: Well I didn't have one, he had one. It was all him.
Chris: From the womb? He had powers from the womb? That's unbelieveable, it's not like I didn't have an inferiority complex with him already. Thank you!
Piper: [to Paige] Did you find that demon yet?
Paige: Yes, actually I did. The Spider Demon. It comes out of its lair every thousand years to feed on the most powerful being it can find, that would mean you. [looks at Piper]
Chris: And me.
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Piper: Okay, what do you say we make this eight legged freak wish it'd never been hatched?
Paige: Wait, Chris is right. The whole Wyatt force field thing...
Chris: Okay, do you have to keep rubbing that in?
Paige: Aren't there any therapists in the future?
Chris: We need Phoebe.
Piper: No, I don't wanna interrupt her date with Mark.
Paige: Actually, it's Mike this week.
Chris: No, it's Mitch, but who cares. We need her.
Paige: Wait, Chris is right. The whole Wyatt force field thing...
Chris: Okay, do you have to keep rubbing that in?
Paige: Aren't there any therapists in the future?
Chris: We need Phoebe.
Piper: No, I don't wanna interrupt her date with Mark.
Paige: Actually, it's Mike this week.
Chris: No, it's Mitch, but who cares. We need her.
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Paige: Are you hormonal or just plain crazy?!
Piper: One woman can only take so much.
Paige: What do you think these people are gonna do when they step out of their offices?
Piper: Well, they won't be touching my stomach anymore, that's what I think...
Piper: One woman can only take so much.
Paige: What do you think these people are gonna do when they step out of their offices?
Piper: Well, they won't be touching my stomach anymore, that's what I think...
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Paige: [to lady who was touching Piper's stomach] It's okay, it's okay. We all get a little vertigo sometimes.
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Leo: Phoebe, Paige, how are you?
Paige: Not so good, we have a problem.
Leo: Perhaps we should meditate...
Paige: Not so good, we have a problem.
Leo: Perhaps we should meditate...
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[The troll knocks at the entrance of the cave. Inside, the Spider Demon growls as she is interrupted from feeding on Piper's cocoon.]
Spider Demon: Damn it. Can't a demon eat in peace?
[She leaves the cave, walking through the webbed doorway.]
Spider Demon: You're pissing me off, ya know?
Paige: Yeah, that's the idea.
Spider Demon: Damn it. Can't a demon eat in peace?
[She leaves the cave, walking through the webbed doorway.]
Spider Demon: You're pissing me off, ya know?
Paige: Yeah, that's the idea.
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Paige: Step on her!
[The troll stands on the Spider Demon (who has tranformed into a spider)]
Phoebe: Eww! That is so gross!
Troll: Sorry!
[The troll stands on the Spider Demon (who has tranformed into a spider)]
Phoebe: Eww! That is so gross!
Troll: Sorry!
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Paige: A perfect man, I summon now.
Another way I don't know how.
Bring him now into the light.
Come back to me Mr. Right.
Another way I don't know how.
Bring him now into the light.
Come back to me Mr. Right.
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Chris: You know your time-travel section is due for a serious overhaul. I mean, I can find more information Googling.
Gideon: Googling?
Chris: Never mind.
Gideon: Googling?
Chris: Never mind.
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[IN the alternate underworld, which looks like a jungle. Good and Evil Paige both answer their ringing cellphones.]
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Paiges: Piper. Hello?
Piper: Where the hell are you? I'm in labour!
Phoebes: Is she OK?
Paiges: She's in labour.
Piper: Is there an echo?
Piper: Where the hell are you? I'm in labour!
Phoebes: Is she OK?
Paiges: She's in labour.
Piper: Is there an echo?
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The Brunette[Phoebe]: I can't believe how many leprechauns are at my urn.
Brown-Haired Woman[Piper]: They always had the hots for you.
The Brunette[Phoebe]: It's a little creepy, but I guess you can't be too picky when you're dead!
Brown-Haired Woman[Piper]: They always had the hots for you.
The Brunette[Phoebe]: It's a little creepy, but I guess you can't be too picky when you're dead!
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Chris: You're laughing! That's great...your nephew almost killed and you're laughing!
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Leo: Hey, I'm here now you can hold on okay? Hold on, hold on... I'm here, you can hold on. Don't give up, okay?
Chris: You either...
Leo: No,no,no. Please, no,no, please no...
Chris fades away to nothing
Chris: You either...
Leo: No,no,no. Please, no,no, please no...
Chris fades away to nothing
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Phoebe: Oh. Any idea what this meeting's all about?
Paige: Oh, probably something to do with the kids.
Phoebe: Why? Did something happen?
Paige: Oh, I'm sure they've gotten kidnapped by the latest demon or something.
Phoebe: Paige, that is so not funny.
Paige: You got so emotional when you're PMS-ed.
Phoebe: And you got mean.
Paige: I do not got mean. I'm above it all. Nothing happens to me.
Piper: All righty than.
Phoebe: Oh, right, nothing happens to you. You're above it all.
Paige: Fine, i get a little jumpy.
Piper: And i get a little pissy, so watch it.
Phoebe and Paige: We know.
Paige: The good news is we all get over it at the same time.
Piper: As long as we don't kill each other in the process, which brings me to what we need to talk about.
Paige: Ah, that sounds serious. That calls for ice cream with three spoons.
Phoebe: Ah-ah-ah! Persional gain.
Paige: I know, but screw it, it's too good.
Piper: Anyway, i've been wanting to tell you guys something for a while. Um, i just didn't know how to say it.
Phoebe: Oh my God. Are you pregnet again?
Piper: No, this is not a good thing. Do you guys remember Zola, the Elder who disappeared?
Paige: Yeah.
Piper: Well, he didn't disappear. He was killed. Leo killed him.
Phoebe: Leo killed him?
Paige: Heh!
Piper: It was an accident. He didn't mean to. I mean, he was tricked.
Paige: You might want to tell that to Zola.
Paige: Oh, probably something to do with the kids.
Phoebe: Why? Did something happen?
Paige: Oh, I'm sure they've gotten kidnapped by the latest demon or something.
Phoebe: Paige, that is so not funny.
Paige: You got so emotional when you're PMS-ed.
Phoebe: And you got mean.
Paige: I do not got mean. I'm above it all. Nothing happens to me.
Piper: All righty than.
Phoebe: Oh, right, nothing happens to you. You're above it all.
Paige: Fine, i get a little jumpy.
Piper: And i get a little pissy, so watch it.
Phoebe and Paige: We know.
Paige: The good news is we all get over it at the same time.
Piper: As long as we don't kill each other in the process, which brings me to what we need to talk about.
Paige: Ah, that sounds serious. That calls for ice cream with three spoons.
Phoebe: Ah-ah-ah! Persional gain.
Paige: I know, but screw it, it's too good.
Piper: Anyway, i've been wanting to tell you guys something for a while. Um, i just didn't know how to say it.
Phoebe: Oh my God. Are you pregnet again?
Piper: No, this is not a good thing. Do you guys remember Zola, the Elder who disappeared?
Paige: Yeah.
Piper: Well, he didn't disappear. He was killed. Leo killed him.
Phoebe: Leo killed him?
Paige: Heh!
Piper: It was an accident. He didn't mean to. I mean, he was tricked.
Paige: You might want to tell that to Zola.
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Leo: Sorry to interrupt, but i have to tell you something that you're probably not gonna like.
Paige: Did you kill anybody else? I'm sorry.
Paige: Did you kill anybody else? I'm sorry.
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Phoebe: Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up!
Piper: What? Where are the boys?
Phoebe: The boys are fine. We're not.
Paige: Keep it down. Hey!
Piper: Hey, yourself. Look!
Paige: Oh my God! What happened to him?
Phoebe: I think we're what happened to him.
Paige: What are you talking about?
Phoebe: We're in the cage, that's what I'm talking about. I think we trapped our selves.
Piper: No, we didn't. Did we?
Phoebe: I think that dream i had was real.
Paige: So you're saying, that we, did this to him?
Phoebe: Do you have a better explanation?
Paige: That is crazy.
Phoebe: As you were saying?
Paige: Okay. What does this mean? We're demons?
Piper: No, we didn't turn into demons, Paige.
Phoebe: we turned into monsters.
Paige: I know we all get a little testy this time of month, but that's ridiculous.
Piper: It can't be that, it's gotta be something else
Phoebe: Like what? The blue moon?
Piper: We gotta get out of here. This is crazy. Paige, try to orb one of these crystals away.
Paige: Crystal. Blue moon?
Piper: What? Where are the boys?
Phoebe: The boys are fine. We're not.
Paige: Keep it down. Hey!
Piper: Hey, yourself. Look!
Paige: Oh my God! What happened to him?
Phoebe: I think we're what happened to him.
Paige: What are you talking about?
Phoebe: We're in the cage, that's what I'm talking about. I think we trapped our selves.
Piper: No, we didn't. Did we?
Phoebe: I think that dream i had was real.
Paige: So you're saying, that we, did this to him?
Phoebe: Do you have a better explanation?
Paige: That is crazy.
Phoebe: As you were saying?
Paige: Okay. What does this mean? We're demons?
Piper: No, we didn't turn into demons, Paige.
Phoebe: we turned into monsters.
Paige: I know we all get a little testy this time of month, but that's ridiculous.
Piper: It can't be that, it's gotta be something else
Phoebe: Like what? The blue moon?
Piper: We gotta get out of here. This is crazy. Paige, try to orb one of these crystals away.
Paige: Crystal. Blue moon?
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Phoebe: What are we doing here?
Paige: Well, he said for us to meet him here. He needed to talk to us about something important.
Phoebe: Yeah, but Paige it's a fire.
Paige: So?
Phoebe: So we don't do fires. Firemen do fires. We do fireballs
Paige: Well, he said for us to meet him here. He needed to talk to us about something important.
Phoebe: Yeah, but Paige it's a fire.
Paige: So?
Phoebe: So we don't do fires. Firemen do fires. We do fireballs
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Leo: So, I don't understand. If I'm in the past...what are you doing here?
Chris: I'm guiding you.
Leo: So you're real?
Chris: No, but I represent something that is. I died in you arms, Dad. Killed by everything that you thought was good. I'm your root pain, okay? And I'm gonna be sticking with you until you're ready to let me go.
Leo: How will I know when that is?
Chris: C'mon. Lets check out some parts of your life that you really need to remember
Leo: : Do I have a choice?
Chris: Hey it's your vision quest. It's up to you. C'mon.
Chris: I'm guiding you.
Leo: So you're real?
Chris: No, but I represent something that is. I died in you arms, Dad. Killed by everything that you thought was good. I'm your root pain, okay? And I'm gonna be sticking with you until you're ready to let me go.
Leo: How will I know when that is?
Chris: C'mon. Lets check out some parts of your life that you really need to remember
Leo: : Do I have a choice?
Chris: Hey it's your vision quest. It's up to you. C'mon.
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