Charmed Quotes

Zankou: You can't stop me now.
Paige: Oh yeah?
Piper: Watch us.

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Piper: Wasn't there a confidence spell in the Book of Shadows?
Phoebe: Yeah. Remember, we cast it on that waiter at Quake?
Piper: Wow. Quake. That was a long time ago.

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Janice[Paige]: What is the meaning of this? Do you have any idea who I am?
The Brunette[Phoebe]: Yeah, as a matter of fact we do... [She reveals herself to be Phoebe in a glamour] Paige.
Janice[Paige]: I'm sorry, who?
Brown-Haired Woman[Piper]: [She reveals herself to be Piper in a glamour] Nice try. The jig's up, sis.
Janice[Paige]: Oh, all right then, fine. [She reveals herself to be Paige in a glamour] Well, someone had to cry at my funeral!

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Billie: [about a fireball the demon Elkin is holding] Doesn't that burn your hand?

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Piper: Last year you had a premonition that you would have a daughter which means that this year you have to have a little sex and get pregnant. And since Dex, which coincidentally rhymes with sex, could be the father!
Phoebe: GOD!

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Paige: Witches don't wear costumes.
Billie: So the conical hat and black cape are everyday wear?

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Billie: [referring to the human ADA] Can't we vanquish him?
Piper: We don't usually vanquish humans.

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Piper: I think the only way to save Maya is to get him to confess to the murder somehow.
Paige: Oh, that happens before or after hell freezes over?

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Maya: Sorry I kicked you in the face.
Billie: Well, I'm sorry we almost got you killed.

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Piper: Hurry, get the mattress.
Paige: What if it doesn't work?
Piper: Well, then it was a bad idea.

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Paige: Don't worry, we'll have you out of that unflattering colour in no time!

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Leo: [talking about Piper making Wyatt a costume for a school play, Piper wants to use magic] You wanted a normal life, remember?
Piper: Yes, but that was before I realized our son was going to be humiliated in front of his entire class!
Billie: Oh, that happened to me all the time. Only made me stronger.
Piper: And shut it!

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[The Charmed Ones orb into a classroom in Magic School, as demons walk through the corridor.]
Phoebe: Billie was right. It's demon central.
[The sisters peek out of the door, and see Leo talking to The Source.]
Leo: Just trying to help you with the kid, that's all.
The Source: Now why don't I believe that?
Piper: We gotta hurry. Leo's in trouble.
Paige: Yeah, well, how are we going to stop The Source? We have no potions.
Phoebe: It's gonna take a lot more than potions.
Paige: How did you do it last time?
Piper: Not the same way we gonna do it this time.
Phoebe: You have a plan?
Piper: Yeah, and it starts with Mandy.
[In the Great Hall, Mandy watches The Source staring at Leo.]
Mandy: If you don't trust him, just kill him. Then we can go on a family outing. Slaughter a few innocents, have a picnic!
[The Source edges towards Leo, and sniffs.]
The Source: There's not a drop of evil in him. HE'S NOT A DEMON AT ALL!
[He then looks down to see Wyatt standing beside Leo. Leo pulls Wyatt behind him, and The Source looks up at him, gasping in surprise.]
The Source: This is too good to be true ... Daddy!
Mandy: What?!? Wait ...
[Suddenly, Mandy faints to the ground, and the possessor demon separates from her.]
Demon: What happened? Who did this?
Piper: We did.
[The Charmed Ones enter the Great Hall. As they do, The Source turns to them, and Leo grabs Wyatt, both of them heading to a chair and hiding behind it.]
The Source: I should have known the Charmed Ones weren't really dead! Only you've gone soft in my absence. WITHOUT THE HOLLOW, YOU CAN'T HURT ME!
Piper: Oh really? Hey, cupcake!
[Piper blasts the possesso

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Billie: I was just trying to help
Phoebe: How is this helping?
Billie: I didn't mean for you to get married!
Phoebe: Well you know what? I did, and I cannot believe you used magic when we specifically told you not to.
Billie: I thought you just meant demon magic not innocent magic!
Phoebe: Oh, really and (pointing at dress) this is innocent?!
Billie: Well, you look fabulous!
Phoebe: Oh you know what, don't try and butter me up with the compliments missy!
Piper: [running in] Are you out of your mind? What did you do now?
Billie: Do I have start from the beginning again?
Piper: I can't believe you did this with Agent Murphy watching our very move?
Phoebe: Skip down, I already went through that with her
Billie: I still don't know what I did was so bad
Phoebe: [flashes engagement ring] THIS!, this is what's bad!
Piper: Wow! That's Huge!

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Paige: Is this what we've been reduced to? Loveless sex? Pimping?
Piper: Yes.

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[The Charmed Ones walk through Home Security, people staring at them on their way. The secretary stands up, shocked, as they approach her.]:
Piper: Hi, how's it going? Uh, by any chance, is Agent Murphy in?
Secretary: Who-who shall I say is calling?
Paige: Oh, I don't know girls. Maybe we should just ... surprise him!

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Phoebe: I'm pregnant.
Paige:  : [as she collapses onto a sofa] Dex?
Phoebe: No actually, it was some guy that I met at the pumping station ... Yes, of course it's Dex!

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Piper: Did she say what she wanted?
Paige: She just said she wanted to speak to us.
Piper: This could very well be a trap. Did she call Phoebe?
Phoebe: Yeah, she did.

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[Piper and Paige turn to see Phoebe, and begin to walk towards her.]

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Piper: Great! Witch vanquishes demon, film at eleven.
Billie: But the press doesn't even know who I am! That's why I'm the perfect girl for the job. Plus, I wanna do it.
Paige: Why do you wanna do it?
Billie: So I can show you guys that I can. Come on! Please? I know I can do this.
Piper: Fine, but if you get caught on tape I will vanquish you.

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Paige: Speaking of those problems, I think I have figured out a way to get the press off of our broomsticks... (Three rats crawl next to a wall behind Piper) Holly- We have rats!
Piper: Yeah, they're everywhere, get used to it. So what's this big solution?
Paige: Where did they come from?
Piper: The San Francisco Chronicle, uhm... Daily News and the Inquirer. I found them nosing around the garbage.
Paige: So you turn them into rodents?
Piper: Well, I could've blown them up.

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[In Home Security's warehouse. Phoebe is clearing out some boxes, and Billie walks to her, holding a big belt.]

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Billie: Hey, check this out.
Phoebe:  : [turns to Billie, then back to the boxes and then quickly back to Billie again] No, no!

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[Billie puts on the belt, which immediately begins to glow. Billie is then magically dressed in a blue top, short skirt, brown leather boots and her hair is plaited, making her look like a goddess. Phoebe is astonished.]

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Billie: Uh, what just happened?
Phoebe: We're screwed, that's what happened.

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[Billie and Phoebe are walking down the street. Billie is attracting looks and some wolf-whistles due to her goddess-style clothing.]

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Phoebe: Typical. Piper has the car, Paige orbs ... Does anyone think that Phoebe needs help? No, of course not. Why? Because it's all about them!

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Piper: See, this is what a Krychek demon is supposed to look like.
Phoebe: Well, maybe the one you guys were following was just a bigger one.
Piper: No, this wasn't just bigger. This was like going from you to Schwarzenegger.
Phoebe: That is so weird.
Piper: Yes, scary weird.
[Leo comes out carrying skiing equipment.]
Piper: Oh, good, you found the skis!
Leo: Yeah! But, they're kinda old, though. Maybe we should just rent new ones, you know? [He drops the skiing boots.] Ah! Damnit!
Piper: Watch your languange. Wyatt is picking up everything we say lately.
Phoebe: I'm gonna get some more coffee. You guys want anything?
Piper: No, thanks.
[Phoebe goes to the kitchen.]
Piper: You okay with those?
Leo: Yes, I got there. Listen, why you don´t finish packing? I wanna miss traffic, okay?
Piper: I know, I'm gonna. I just, I need to talk to agent Murphy first about this demon of his.
Leo: Piper...
Piper: What? I- I can´t just let it go. Can i?
Leo: Yes, you can. C'mon, when are we the last time we have weekend together, alone?
Piper: I know, and I promise, nothing is gonna stop that from happening, I promise, but I… just kind need to talk him first.
Leo: Well, why… can´t Billie talk to him?
[Paige walks in.]
Paige: You guys, I can not find Billie anywhere. She's not answering. Maybe we could just get her pager?
Piper: Well, just keep trying.
Phoebe[back from the kitchen]: Oh, Paige! Henry called for you last night.
Paige: Why? What'd he want?
Phoebe: Uh, I don´t know, but I'm pretty sure he wants, you.
Paige: That´s ridiculous.
Piper: Why? Don´t you like

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Paige: Billie, finally.
Henry: Hi, how are you doing?
Paige: Henry, what are you doing here?
Henry: I neee your help.

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Piper: I have to lose you to save you.

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