Charmed Quotes
Phoebe: I can't believe you guys didn't notice my billboards downtown.
Piper: Oh, honey, of course we noticed. You can see them from a passing 747.
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Phoebe: I don't get it. If our ancient compilation of spells, witchcraft and rituals can't help us, what makes you think Martha Stewart can?
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Phoebe: I forgot your question.
Piper: I asked if Prue was going to have sex with someone other than herself this year.
Phoebe: That's disgusting. Please say yes.
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Phoebe: I just want to know, am I in for another cold shower or not?
Piper: [worried that she may be pregnant] You know Phoebe, there are times in our lives where a cold shower is a good thing.
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Phoebe: I mean, between you and Leo, and Prue, the new Hot Wicca Woman, and me, soon to be employed, things are looking up.
Piper: Don't say that. The moment someone says that, everything always goes south.
Phoebe: Unless you freeze him. Oh, I couldn't help it. It was so good.
Prue: Okay, okay, come on, we're going, you're going to borrow the car. [Leo comes down the stairs]
Leo: Good morning.
Phoebe: Yeah, we heard.
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Phoebe: I mean, you're not even showing yet... except for your boobies.
Piper: I'm telling you, they are large and they are definitely in charge.
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Phoebe: I need your help.
Cole: You've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
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Phoebe: I think I did something really bad... I slept with my boss.
Piper: Jason?
Phoebe: No, Elise! Yes, Jason!
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Phoebe: I think I found the demon. Oh my god...
Paige: What? You can't say "demons" followed by "oh my god" - I'm new at this, I'm likely to panic.
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Phoebe: I'll do what I should've done a while ago which is vanquish your sorry ass.
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Phoebe: It'll be just like the summer by the lake. Remember when we made that blood oath to be friends forever, not just sisters?
Piper: I remember my finger got infected.
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Phoebe: It's just research for that stupid article Jason made me do.
Piper: Ah, you said his name without swearing. Does that mean things are going better at work?
Phoebe: Oh, no. He's still driving me crazy.
Piper: Didn't he just give you a raise?
Phoebe: Yeah, but that was just a bribe so I wouldn't quit.
Piper: Ah, a woman of principles. I admire that.
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Phoebe: It's not every day you find out the person you love isn't human, except in Piper's case.
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Phoebe: Last night two guys held up a bar and a vigilante killed them.
Paige: Sounds more like you need an arrest warrant, not a potion.
Phoebe: Not when the vigilante is tall, dark and handsome and can send people flying with the wave of a hand.
Piper: Well, that doesn't mean it's Cole.
Phoebe: Did I forget to mention the scorch marks?
Piper: See, *that* means it's Cole.
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Phoebe: No I can still cast spells and do the power of three thing. Whatever the problem is it seems more natural than supernatural.
Leo: Phoebe why didn't you come to me, I'm your Whitelighter.
Phoebe: Because you've been busy.
Leo: I've been busy?
Phoebe: Well I've been busy. My work schedule has been really hectic. But I'm coming to you guys now.
Leo: Ok you guys yell at her, and I'm gonna check with the Elders and see what they know.
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Phoebe: No time to dawdle, there's a baby on the way.
Leo: This is crazy. You can't leave like this.
Paige: We, very well can't ignore Chris's birth now can we?
Chris: I'm the baby. I give you permission to.
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Phoebe: Notice anything different about me? [Paige looks at her oddly]
Piper: Engagement ring. Notice it or wear coffee.
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Phoebe: Okay, Piper. As much as we would love to hear about your man problems, we have a possible demon to vanquish.
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Phoebe: Okay, something really freaky happened last night when I was with Miles.
Piper: You guys are all ready getting freaky?
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Phoebe: Piper, just so you know, I may have to flee the country, but just for a little while. And I will call you, okay.
Piper: Oh, no you don't, Missy. There will be no fleeing the country until you clean up after yourself.
Phoebe: No-no-no-no-no, I'm sorry, I can't. I'm possessed.
Piper: That is not an excuse!
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Phoebe: So, we get to go back there? And we get to meet our grandfather?
Grams: Don't make too much out of it, because whatever you do, you can't change the past or tell anyone you're from the future.
Phoebe: [Indicates Chris] Well, why does he get to?
Chris: Because I know what I'm doing.
Grams: Not from where I'm standing.
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