Charmed Quotes


Phoebe: Sorry, had to grab my broom.

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Phoebe: Stop hinting around and let him have your crab already.
Piper: Don't be disgusting.

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Phoebe: The wrong thing done for the right reason is still the wrong thing.

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Phoebe: Wanna take a wiccan time out and do the crossword puzzle?

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Phoebe: We could sure use some cosmic help right about now.

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Phoebe: We're not demon hunting. We're going to lunch.
Chris: Hey. I am not unreasonable. You can hunt demons after lunch.

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Phoebe: What about water birth? Can we do that at home?
Eve: Sure, we can rent a tub.
Piper: What am I a dolphin? I'm not giving birth to fish.
Leo: Well, actually, dolphins aren't fish. They're mammals.
Piper: Shut up.

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Phoebe: What's the celebration?
Paige: I'm just so happy to be home, that's all.
Piper: You wanted to move out.
Paige: I did? God, no. Never. Well, I mean, you know, maybe when I'm married or pregnant or... hopefully both at the same time. We're sisters. We shouldn't split up until we absolutely have to. You know that, right?
Piper: She's rambling.
Phoebe: I hear that.

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Phoebe: Where the hell is Leo, it's been five hours and he hasn't responded to any of my calls.
Chris Perry: I really don't know
Piper: Well I really think you do know
Chris Perry: Well maybe I do, and if I'm right, Leo's gonna need some major alone time
Piper: You know what? Cut the cryptic crap. I want you to go up there and bring Leo back now.
Chris Perry: Fine. But if I was you I would focus on finding a way to unfreeze Paige 'cause you're gonna need her... soon
Piper: I swear to God if he does not bring Leo back I am gonna blow his ass back to the future orbs and all.
Phoebe: Okay, Piper maybe it would be better if you go downstairs and spend some time with Wyatt... you're not breathing are you?
Piper: Nope
Phoebe: Breathe, inhale, exhale, okay next sister.

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Phoebe: Will your friends be staying for dinner?
Cole: I'm going to have a hard enough time convincing them to stay 'til the end of the meeting if you don't stop threatening to kill them.

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Phoebe: You came all the way over here for me, I mean we, I mean us?

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Phoebe: You have really got to lay off the rhyming, Prue

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Phoebe: You're a monkey. Ooh, you're an angry monkey. Oh, you're pissed. You're- PMS monkey?

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Paige: [about Cole] I'm telling you, he's gone for good.
Phoebe: Yeah... that's what we thought last time.
Piper: And the time before that.

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Paige: [about Leo] She's blown him up... literally?
Phoebe: Yeah, but you know Piper, she didn't mean anything by it.

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Paige: [about the Sandman] I can't believe that they exist... not that I should be surprised.

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Paige: [after getting stuck on the wall by a spider-demon] Bug spray. We should've used bug spray.

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Paige: [speaking to Piper in an alternate reality] And you, you're not La Femme Nikita, you're a Charmed One. Yeah, you don't mind kicking ass when you have to, but otherwise you'd rather be hanging out with your sisters, baking cookies, or knitting booties.
Piper: Knitting booties? Clearly you don't know me at all.

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Paige: [walks in on Phoebe standing naked, standing up in the bathtub] Whoa... full frontal Phoebe!
Cole: She flashed.
Paige: Yeah... I - I got that.
Cole: No, I mean she flashed black-and-white.

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Paige: All of them had their eyes gouged out.
Piper: Ew.
Leo: Now the video doesn't seem so gruesome.
Piper: Ha. Speak for yourself.

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Paige: Besides, everyone is odd in San Francisco. That's why we fit in so well.

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Paige: Call me butter, 'cause I'm on a roll.

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Paige: Do you think you could shift the gears? My boobs are in the way.

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Paige: He met some bimbette while climbing the Matterhorn.
Piper: At Disneyland?
Paige: No, Switzerland.

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Paige: How do you like my outfit?
Piper: You look like you're not going to help clean up.
Paige: You've got that right. I'm gonna go meet Glen. And besides, isn't everything just gonna get messed up again anyway?
Piper: Bite your tongue.

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Paige: I can understand wanting to take a break from guys but, come on... she's gonna run out the batteries.
Piper: Aw, Paige.
Paige: What? [Paige's cell phone rings]
Paige: Hello? Oh, hey, Phoebe. We were just talking about you.
Piper: And your batteries.

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Paige: I can't believe I destroyed the house.
Phoebe: What I can't believe is what you almost saw in the hotel room. If you had gotten there five minutes earlier...
Piper: Lalala. Over sharing.

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Paige: I like an element of danger.

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Paige: If you want to talk to Piper, she's in the room throwing up.
Phoebe: What, is she sick?
Paige: She's pregnant Phoebe, sickness is their way of life.

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Paige: Is there something that we don't know... that we should know... you know?

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