Charmed Quotes
Paige: My sweater shrunk.
Piper: Ah, come on. You've worn tighter things than that.
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Paige: Oh, gross. What are you guys watching? Is that some horror movie?
Piper: No, it's The Joys of Home Birthing. Strangely I'm not feeling the joy.
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Paige: So how exactly do I bless this thing?
Phoebe: With your blood. Come on. [takes Paige into the dining room and holds up a needle]
Phoebe: This'll just hurt a little.
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Paige: So I basically come off as this big, dumb, fat, unemployed loser.
Piper: No, Paige, you're a big, dumb, fat, unemployed loser who saves the world.
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Paige: They're dicks.
Kyle Brody: [chuckles] Dicks.
Paige: No, like private eyes. Detectives. Don't you see? They wrote themselves in as the heroes of their own books. Like Sam Spade or Philip Marlowe.
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Paige: We are not slobs.
Piper: Oh, really? How come I spent all night cleaning potion stains off of the ceiling?
Paige: That's gazpacho, not potion.
Piper: Well, you know what? Blenders have lids.
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Paige: Well guys, we better come up with a plan, because Lord Dyson is out there, getting stronger as we speak.
Phoebe: Thanks to Piper...
Piper: ALLRIGHT!
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Paige: Well, I was sort of messing around with Dave...
Piper: Messing around?
Paige: Yeah, having sex.
Piper: Oh.
Paige: See, that's why I don't want to talk to you about this. It's weird talking to a pregnant lady about sex anyway.
Piper: Well, Paige, how do you think I got pregnant?
Paige: Ugh, I don't want to know that either.
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Paige: We're preparing for the big home birth.
Piper: Home birth? You're nuts. I'd never agree to that. I wouldn't give birth unless it was in...
Paige: A hospital. Yeah, yeah, you keep saying the same thing in any reality.
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Paige: You call that a rah, rah speech? You are supposed to be cheering her up, not pushing her off the edge!
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Drake Robin: [referring to troll in classroom] Ah... you do not want to go in there.
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Drake Robin: The point is, Leo and Piper's love, it's epic, it's massive. It's Romeo and Juliet, Anthony and Cleopatra, Brad and Jennifer.
Paige: All tragedies, I might add.
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Piper: All right, that's it. Break it up. You go back to your corner and you, you're gonna get ready and we're gonna put lots and lots of makeup on you.
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Piper: Are you going to help or are you just going to ramble?
Paige: I'm just going to ramble!
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Piper: Aww I was such a cute baby.
Leo: Yea I know.
Piper: Leo, you're not even looking at the picture.
Leo: Well I've been watching you you're whole life.
Piper: Yea ok that's too creepy to think about.
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Piper: Bad Prue. Very bad Prue. [Prue growls]
Piper: Hi, Kujo, who you growling at?
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Piper: Be careful of the feet you step on, they may be connected to the boot that kicks your ass.
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