Charmed Quotes
Piper: Oh, please, please, somebody help me. The mean demon is dipping me into the water and it's really cold.
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Piper: Oh, you know what? She's getting angry. And our powers don't work so good when we're angry.
Mitzy Stillman: We've got them now.
Piper: Yeah, you've got us now so why don't you blow us up?
Phoebe: Piper, death bad, life good.
Paige: Don't worry, this bimbo couldn't hit the broadside of a beauty parlour. Check out that dye job. [the blonde sisters gasp]
Mabel Stillman: How dare you! [Mabel blows up the doors]
Piper: Run!
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Piper: Oh, you know what? She's getting angry. And our powers don't work so good when we're angry.
Mitzy: We've got them now.
Piper: Yeah, you've got us now so why don't you blow us up?
Phoebe: Piper, death bad, life good.
Paige: Don't worry, this bimbo couldn't hit the broadside of a beauty parlour. Check out that dye job. [the blonde sisters gasp]
Mabel: How dare you! [Mabel blows up the doors]
Piper: Run!
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Piper: Oh. You're assuming because I'm not tall, tattooed, or big-breasted that I'm not important. That's a bad assumption because I own this club, which makes me a V.V.V.I.P."
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Piper: Paige! There will be no talk of testicle-orbing in front of the baby!
Leo: Or his father.
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Piper: Paige. Is everything okay?
Paige: Better than okay. I'm going to have a love life.
Phoebe: You're making a love potion?
Paige: No, I'm making a stun potion.
Piper: So that lovers will be stunned by you?
Paige: No, so that Kazis will be stunned by me.
Phoebe: You're in love with a Kazi demon?
Paige: Try to stay with me, people.
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Piper: Pheobe, why would you even leave her alone with it?
Phoebe: Well, because she's our sister. [Piper Laughs]
Piper: Not for long.
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Piper: Phoebe, how many times have I told you not to play dress-up with the demons?
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Piper: Phoebs, friendly little tip. Lay off the hairspray, there's a fire starter in the house.
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Piper: See what I mean? We have bigger, naked breasts to worry about.
Phoebe: Paige has her naked breasts to worry about and I've got yours.
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Piper: So let me get this straight. You summoned me to a cage where our powers don't work so, what, we could all die together?
Paige: I'll admit the plan has a few flaws.
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Piper: So what do you say to an overbearing younger sister who's treating her pregnant older sister like a porcelain doll?
Phoebe: "Thank you"?
Piper: How about "Knock it off"?
Phoebe: That's probably better advice.
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Piper: So what you're saying is, that whatever you're keeping from me is enough to piss me off but not put me in any danger. At the moment.
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Piper: So why is Sir Lust-A-Lot after you?
Paige: How should I know?
Piper: Well, because it's your damn fairy tale and it's alive and frozen in our kitchen.
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Piper: So your new-and-improved premonitions are just a more vivid way of telling us we're screwed?
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Piper: So, here's the deal. We'll spare your lives if you pull your skanky little power out of her.
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Piper: Tell me the truth. Do you think I'm pushing it too far with the wedding?
Prue: Okay, why is Phoebe going to school without her books?
Piper: Okay, why is Prue not answering Piper's question?
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Piper: Wasn't there a confidence spell in the book?
Phoebe: Yeah, remember we cast it on that waiter at Quake?
Piper: Wow. Quake. That was a long time ago.
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Piper: What are you doing?
Chris Perry: What does it look like I'm doing? I'm trying to find a way to free stone cold Paige over there
Piper: Step away from the book.
Chris Perry: Oh, please. Like I haven't looked in this thing before? By the way, you should update you're goblins entry. It'll come in handy someday.
Piper: Goblins?
Chris Perry: Yeah. It's gonna get ugly. Trust me. Look, I know you have no reason to trust me, but the book thinks I'm good, shouldn't you?
Piper: Well, maybe you found a way around it.
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Piper: Where's my baby?
Leo: Over here. [Leo stands up to reveal that he's now seven months pregnant]
Paige: Oh, my God.
Piper: Oh, my God. [Leo sees Ryder trying to nuzzle his wife's neck]
Leo: Oh, my God! [Phoebe screams in the attic]
Slappy: Oh, that doesn't sound good.
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