Charmed Quotes


Piper: Who would shoot a gnome? And why is the 'g' silent?

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Piper: Why didn't you save her?
Leo: I tried.
Piper: But you didn't. Why didn't they let you save her, too?
Leo: The Elders? They couldn't. They don't have that kind of power.
Piper: Then what the hell good are they? [Piper stands up and walks away from Leo and finds a tissue, Leo follows]
Leo: It's okay to be angry.
Piper: I'm not angry. I am pissed off! Don't you understand? You healed the wrong sister! You saved me because I'm your damn wife, and you should've saved her because she was the best! Because she, you should. [She loses it again, overcome. Leo moves up behind her and this time, she lets him hold her]
Piper: Why do they put us through so much for it to end this way?

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Piper: Wow, prenatal yoga this morning and now you want to crash a stranger's funeral? You really do need friends.
Paige: You're mean.

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Piper: Wow, you really know your stuff.
Paige: Well, I learned from the best. I learned from you.
Piper: Thank you, Whitney Houston. Do I sock you in the face now?

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Piper: Yeah, but this demon didn't even seem to know who we were, which by the way I find insulting.

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Piper: Yeah, like that doesn't have personal gain tattooed across its forehead.

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Piper: Yeah. Sure, why not? We could have another funeral tomorrow. I mean, all the dishes are out and we pretty much know who to invite.

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Piper: You asked me to marry you, and I did. You wanted a family, and I gave you a son. And now you just want me to watch you walk away?
Leo: Piper it's not that simple.
Piper: Then make it simple.

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Piper: You don't really seem like yourself.
Paige: I don't? Then, who am I?

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Piper: You got anything that would go with combat boots? You know, for the mommy-to-be who kicks some ass on occasion.

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Piper: You knew about this supernatural Jenny Jones reunion, didn't you?

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Piper: You know, if I could freeze the two of you, I would, often.

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Piper: You stole our sacred book so you could perform magical plastic surgery on yourself?

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Prue: Are you a good witch or a bad witch?
Piper: I'm going to be a very good witch from now on.

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Prue: Cop, witch. It's not a love connection.
Phoebe: Boy, girl. Lighten up.

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Prue: Great, so some guy couldn't keep it in his sheath and now I'm marked for death.
Piper: Well, some men can be very sensitive about their weapons.

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Prue: Here's to Leo for saving me from eternal torment.
Piper: And to me for not trying to be the perfect couple, if it isn't good enough for them, then screw them.

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Prue: Hey, be nice. I don't even want to think about sin tonight.
Phoebe: Me neither.
Prue: So, this is an interesting band, what's their name?
Piper: Orgy.

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Prue: I came, I saw, I was perky.

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Prue: I hate to be the detail police.

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Prue: I mean, how come we can't fight the demon of cleanliness or the demon of housekeeping, or even that really big bald guy, Mr. Clean? I would so totally take him on.

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Prue: I mean, well, you are a warlock magnet.

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Prue: Innocents and alleys, don't they ever learn?

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Prue: Leo you can't just let Piper die.
Leo: Don't you think I would do something about it if I could?
Prue: But you love her.

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Prue: Oh, I think someone needs a time out little missy.

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Prue: Where's Piper?
Leo: Upstairs, recovering from what happened at the office.
Prue: Why? What happened?
Leo: She... sort of... blew some of it up.

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Prue: Yeah, well, rules are meant to be broken.
Phoebe: Yeah, but bodies weren't.
Piper: And neither were hearts.

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Strife: [two of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse are fighting] Yeah, right, kill them all, that's your solution for everything.
Death: You want a fight?
Strife: [smiles] It's my specialty.

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Witch Doctor: It's only a matter of time before they destroy themselves.
Paige: Talk about premature jubilation. You, gentlemen might want to see a doctor about that.

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Witch Doctor: You sure these are good witches that live here?
Leo: The best. Although one of them is going to go very evil on us if we don't get this room cleaned up in a hurry. Believe me.
Witch Doctor: Is that a fact?
Leo: Well, not literally.

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