Charmed Quotes
Bacarra: I'm Bacarra, I've come here from the future.
Cole: ...Well, I can't say I've heard that before.
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Kazi King: How will we know if it worked?
The Crone: Common sense.
Kazi King: [obviously enraged] Dare you mock me, Crone?
The Crone: On occasion.
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Jason Dean: [inviting Phoebe to dinner] Do you like Chinese? [Phoebe pauses for a second]
Jason Dean: Food, not people.
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Chris: I was just wondering how it went with the doctor.
Piper: Well, you'll be happy to know that you're a boy. [holds up ultrasound picture]
Chris: That's not what I meant.
Paige: [looking at picture] I don't see it.
Piper: Oh, see, it's this little thing right here... [points]
Chris: Whoa! [grabs ultrasound]
Chris: Excuse me! Do you mind?
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Chris: In the future, everyone tried to control the demon with no name, but it can't be done.
Grams: That's hardly a winning attitude, young man. And why, in heaven's name, couldn't the people in the future find some name for that thing?
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Chris: Where is Paige?
Phoebe: She's at her new temp job.
Chris: She's still on that kick?
Piper: It's not a kick, Chris. It's her quest for happiness outside of magic.
Chris: Yeah, but it's a temp job. Who finds happiness in a temp job?
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Darryl: [in the midst of being shot at] This is the last time I come to this place for lunch.
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Darryl: Oh, no creepy talk in the precinct. Will you just keep down the creepy talk.
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Darryl: Okay, where is this baby that everybody keeps talking about? Is it an invisible baby? Am I gonna step on it?
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Darryl: Piper...
Piper: Uh-huh.
Darryl: You froze the crime scene.
Piper: Uh-huh.
Darryl: You cannot freeze a crime scene.
Piper: Well, I did.
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Tracer Demon: [after seeing that Phoebe has stabbed her nightmare creature, and thereby also hurt herself] Would Freud have a field day with this or what?
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Leo Wyatt: [to Wyatt, right after Grams has left the room] Now you know why we don't summon her more often.
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Leo Wyatt: I have to get back to the elders
Phoebe: Well Chris is a whitelighter, can't he do it?
Piper: Where is he?
Phoebe: Upstairs with Paige.
Piper: And the book. Leo, go talk to the Elders, Pheobe keep an eye on our magical houseguests, I'm gonna go see what future boy is up to.
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Leo Wyatt: Look, Piper, no matter what happens...
Piper: No...
Leo Wyatt: You have to keep trying to make contact.
Piper: I don't want him to hear it...
Leo Wyatt: He's not after you, he's after me.
Piper: Would you please stop trying to save me!
Leo Wyatt: I'm sorry I got you into this.
Piper: [crying] Yeah, just one ordeal after another, right?
Leo Wyatt: I've never stopped loving you. [her eyes welling up with tears, Piper's resistance finally melts and she leans in to kiss Leo]
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Leo Wyatt: Now that I'm a mortal, I'm going to fight for you and let the best man win.
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Leo Wyatt: What is that? Is that a time portal? Is that what that is? What are you using it for?
Chris Perry: I don't have to answer that.
Leo Wyatt: I thought you said you had nothing to hide.
Chris Perry: I don't have to answer that either.
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Leo: ...plus ours will be doubly magical - half Whitelighter. Half witch.
Paige: Hey, that's like me. Oh. You might have some problems.
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Leo: [after Paige tests a vanquishing potion on him] Damn it, Paige! I would appreciate it if you didn't practice on me. I may be dead, but it still hurts!
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Leo: [referring to Paige's scant attire] Uh, Paige, where did you orb in from?
Paige: I was dealing with some personal issues.
Leo: Well, I'm your whitelighter so if you ever want to talk...
Paige, Piper: No.
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Leo: [talking about making a costume for Wyatt's school play] You wanted a normal life, remember?
Piper: [at the book, willing to conjure a costume] Look, that was before I realized our son was going to be humiliated in front of his entire class!
Billie Jenkins: Happened to me all the time. Only made me stronger.
Piper: And shut it!
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Leo: As your whitelighter, I'd say go with your instincts.
Paige: Okay.
Leo: But as your brother-in-law, going up against your sisters would be pure suicide.
Paige: Great. You've really helped clarify this issue.
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Leo: Because nobody knows where it is. Its location has been kept secret even from the Elders.
Paige: Where was their infinite wisdom on the day that was decided?
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