Charmed Quotes
Leo: How about I buy you a drink?
Dave: Thanks. I've all ready got one.
Leo: That's not gonna be enough.
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Leo: I hate to be a bearer of bad news.
Piper: Could you possibly be the bearer of a big hug?
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Leo: Ladies, death cannot be feared. For death, in time, comes to all witches. You know, the witch who says she's not scared in battle is a liar. The real witch is the one who fights.
Piper: Honey?
Leo: Yeah?
Piper: Zip it.
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Leo: Ok, ok, ok, just relax.
Piper: That's what I was trying to do and then somebody made me blow up my guru.
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Leo: P3's still doing great.
Piper: Not as great as it used to be, thanks to me.
Leo: Well, Piper, you're having a baby. Your priorities have changed.
Piper: Yeah, well, haven't you heard? Women can have careers and babies now. It's been in all the papers.
Leo: Well, are those women trying to save the world from demons too?
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Leo: Piper, he's gonna kill me when he finds out.
Piper: Don't be ridiculous, you're already dead.
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Leo: Piper, I need you to help me find Paige.
Piper: I'm not talking to her until she cleans up her room.
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Leo: Piper, this is completely illegal.
Piper: Yeah? Well, so is marrying a dead guy, okay? [She holds up his death certificate]
Piper: Let's not get technical now.
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Leo: The spell, Piper, you need to reverse it. Fast.
Piper: I'm not sure I can.
Paige: Then you'd better make us disappear 'cause this one's gonna be tough to explain.
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Leo: Well, I know from experience Darklighter poison doesn't kill immediately, so there's still a window of opportunity.
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Leo: Well, what if he makes his move before you get a chance to vanquish him?
Piper: I'll freeze him.
Leo: Now you're confident in your powers?
Piper: Okay, so maybe I'll blow him up. [They walk into the conservatory]
Leo: But what if he blows us up first?
Piper: Well, you're already dead, what's the difference.
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Leo: Where's Melody?
Paige: Oh, she's gone.
Leo: Gone, as in she left?
Piper: Gone as in she got sucked in to a big red ring by a warlock named what was it?
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Leo: Why am I standing in the ocean?
Piper: Phoebe's a mermaid.
Leo: Oh, well, that would explain it.
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Leo: Witch doctors are kind of a wild card. That's why the elders don't want us working with them.
Piper: Well, sometimes we don't want to work with the elders. So we're even.
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Leo: You know, you're a pretty good whitelighter.
Paige: Well, I learned from the best.
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Angel of Destiny: We Angels of Destiny only intervene in extreme circumstances.
Angel of Destiny: [slightly excited] Mozart age 7, Michelangelo, Albert Einstein
Angel of Destiny: [Disappointed] ... Britney Spears
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Cole: [Cole and Leo went to the Underworld without telling the Charmed ones] Ok, I know you're angry, but before you say anything, we found out that the faction is led by a Warlock named Devlin.
Phoebe: Hmmm... he looked more like a Joe to me.
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Cole: [knocking is heard, and Cole appears in the manor; Phoebe gives him a look] What? I... I knocked.
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Cole: [the Charmed ones are being inspired by a muse] I think Leo should orb me down to the Underworld. I may not be a demon anymore, but I still know the terrain.
Phoebe: And you may just find yourself in ever-lasting pain!
Paige: ...That was a rhyme.
Phoebe: I know; and now is not the time.
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Cole: [to Phoebe] We're hardly typical. I proposed to you under a hail of demon goo, and you accepted while I was bleeding to death.
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Cole: Did you get my flowers?
Phoebe: Yeah. "Sorry I tried to strangle you" Probably not a card the florist gets to write everyday.
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Cole: Don't you think you're being a little paranoid?
Phoebe: With my demon ex-husband from hell?
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