Charmed Quotes
Cole: Why would I ever not want to talk to you?
Phoebe: I don't know, you know, just in case you thought I was a drunk or a lunatic, or a drunk lunatic.
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Wyatt Halliwell: Is this Chris? He's so small! Is this before or after he swallowed that marble?
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Grams: Have you been exercising your powers daily?
Piper: Do I need to?
Grams: Well, you know, if you don't want to lose control of them. Did you perform a ritual to promote growth? [Piper and Leo look sheepish]
Grams: Did you cast a spell to ward off demonic parasites? [Piper and Leo continue to look ashamed]
Grams: Sweetheart, what did you do?
Leo: We built a nursery in our bedroom closet.
Grams: No wonder this baby summoned me.
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Grams: Piper blew up the wolf from inside. Although it took her long enough.
Piper: Hey, back off Grams, I just saved your ass.
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Grams: You and Paige moved out? When?
Phoebe: Uh, a few weeks ago. But we're handling everything.
Grams: Dear, you have Paige stuck in the past and a demonic blob roaming the manor. Exactly how are you handling things?
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Grams: You need guidance, some advice on a certain sister situation. Am I getting warm?
Phoebe: Red hot. But wait a minute, if you know, that means that they know, and if they know then we are f...
Grams: Fine.
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Head Dwarf: When's her prince getting here?
Piper: She doesn't have a prince.
Head Dwarf: No prince? So then who's going to kiss her?
Stinky: I'll do it.
Dwarf: In your dreams stinky. I'll do it.
Stinky: I told you not to call me that.
Head Dwarf: People. A little professional decorum here please. [to Piper]
Head Dwarf: Forgive them, it's been a while.
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Head Dwarf: You know, you really ought to get yourself a prince, in case this ever happens again.
Paige: Uh, who are you?
Head Dwarf: We'll send you the bill. Let's go, men!
Dwarf: Come on, guys, let's go.
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