Charmed Quotes
Prue: I know somebody who can see anything.
Phoebe: Oh, no. Wait a minute. You tiptoe around the subject of Mom, you deny looking like her, you can’t even go to the end of that dock because you’re afraid to walk in her footsteps and now you want me to relive her last moments? How is that fair?
Prue: It’s not. None of this is. Mom’s death, Sam’s guilt. But I’m asking you to help me end it.
Phoebe: Oh, no. Wait a minute. You tiptoe around the subject of Mom, you deny looking like her, you can’t even go to the end of that dock because you’re afraid to walk in her footsteps and now you want me to relive her last moments? How is that fair?
Prue: It’s not. None of this is. Mom’s death, Sam’s guilt. But I’m asking you to help me end it.
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Phoebe: Remember, I taught you how to french kiss.
Piper: You broke your ankle when you were seven. Come on Prue, we went to Duran Duran together, you stretched out my leg warmers.
Phoebe: And then you gave them to me.
Piper: You broke your ankle when you were seven. Come on Prue, we went to Duran Duran together, you stretched out my leg warmers.
Phoebe: And then you gave them to me.
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Phoebe: Fifth wheel cutting in.
Piper: Oh would you stop that.
Phoebe: Well it is a double date.
Prue: It would have been a triple date if Kevin hadn't cancelled.
Phoebe: I know, it seems to be an epidemic lately, guys cancelling on me.
Piper: You know what happens when they cancel?
Prue: Ooh, back to square one!
Piper: Do not pass go
Phoebe: And all accrued nookies credits are thrown out!
Jack Sheridan: There's a penalty?
Prue, Piper & Phoebe: Oh Yeah!
Piper: Oh would you stop that.
Phoebe: Well it is a double date.
Prue: It would have been a triple date if Kevin hadn't cancelled.
Phoebe: I know, it seems to be an epidemic lately, guys cancelling on me.
Piper: You know what happens when they cancel?
Prue: Ooh, back to square one!
Piper: Do not pass go
Phoebe: And all accrued nookies credits are thrown out!
Jack Sheridan: There's a penalty?
Prue, Piper & Phoebe: Oh Yeah!
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Prue: So we're actually supposed to believe that you're Cupid?
Cupid: You believe in warlocks and demons but you can't believe in me?
Piper: Where's the chubby baby?
Phoebe: Guys.
Prue: And the bow and arrow?
Cupid: Where's the warty chins, hooked noses and pointy hats?
Cupid: You believe in warlocks and demons but you can't believe in me?
Piper: Where's the chubby baby?
Phoebe: Guys.
Prue: And the bow and arrow?
Cupid: Where's the warty chins, hooked noses and pointy hats?
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Piper: You're still gonna have to back up the Cupid claim.
Cupid: Okay, fine. [he points to Piper] Dan, [points to Prue] Jack, [points to Phoebe] Clay [points to Prue] Andy. My sincerest condolences. Eric in London, Alec in college, [points to Piper] Not Jeremy the warlock, Joe in college, Barry in high school, Tim in eighth grade, [points to Phoebe] Ken, Kyle, Steve, Mike, Ken again, Brian, Joel, [Prue and Piper look at Phoebe surprised] Martin, Peter, Paul, Tony.
Cupid: Okay, fine. [he points to Piper] Dan, [points to Prue] Jack, [points to Phoebe] Clay [points to Prue] Andy. My sincerest condolences. Eric in London, Alec in college, [points to Piper] Not Jeremy the warlock, Joe in college, Barry in high school, Tim in eighth grade, [points to Phoebe] Ken, Kyle, Steve, Mike, Ken again, Brian, Joel, [Prue and Piper look at Phoebe surprised] Martin, Peter, Paul, Tony.
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Drazi: (scoffs at Cupid) Hiding behind witches' skirts?
Piper: Stealing things that don't belong to you?
Piper: Stealing things that don't belong to you?
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Prue: We have a baby?
Piper: Phoebe picked it up at the police station.
Prue: Okay, I thought you were going to request a job, not a kid.
Piper: Phoebe picked it up at the police station.
Prue: Okay, I thought you were going to request a job, not a kid.
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Phoebe: Piper, you'll be fine, don't be afraid.
Prue: Yeah, Just think of it as a test run.
Piper: I don't need a test run. I remember when Phoebe was a baby, and it was hard on Mom, and endless, and with you dropping her all the time!
Phoebe: What?!
Prue: Oh, moving on!
Prue: Yeah, Just think of it as a test run.
Piper: I don't need a test run. I remember when Phoebe was a baby, and it was hard on Mom, and endless, and with you dropping her all the time!
Phoebe: What?!
Prue: Oh, moving on!
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Prue: I thought that babies slept. A lot.
Phoebe: Yeah, obviously one of those lies they tell you so you'll want to get pregnant.
Phoebe: Yeah, obviously one of those lies they tell you so you'll want to get pregnant.
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Piper: Wait, you enrolled? Phoebe, this is huge.
Phoebe: Hugest thing I've done since I came back home. I mean, aside from vanquishing demons, and saving the world from evil, of course!
Phoebe: Hugest thing I've done since I came back home. I mean, aside from vanquishing demons, and saving the world from evil, of course!
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Piper: Why do we seem to have a habit of gathering our men at the scene of a supernatural smackdown?
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Phoebe: I want you all to know that I'm a vegetarian, so I've never eaten any of you!
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Prue: It's not like there's a fallen Whitelighter support group to join or anything.
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Phoebe: In this time and in this place,
Take this spirit I displace,
Bring it forth while I go back,
To inhabit a soul so black.
Take this spirit I displace,
Bring it forth while I go back,
To inhabit a soul so black.
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Prue: What are you guys doing here?
Phoebe: We are rescuing you! From the tall, dark and NAKED man!!!!
Prue: I told you to stay away.
Phoebe: We are rescuing you! From the tall, dark and NAKED man!!!!
Prue: I told you to stay away.
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Phoebe: Yeah, now I know why. He is yummy. (clears her throat)
Piper: I don’t believe this! We’ve been frantic, worried sick about you thinking you’ve been kidnapped...
Prue: Yeah, I was...
Piper: (points to the side of the bed) Panties.
Prue: Oh, oh! (She rushes to the bedside and picks them up.) Huh, thanks. Look, uh, you guys have really got this all uh—(looks at her underwear in her hand) wrong. (hides it behind her back)
Piper: I don’t believe this! We’ve been frantic, worried sick about you thinking you’ve been kidnapped...
Prue: Yeah, I was...
Piper: (points to the side of the bed) Panties.
Prue: Oh, oh! (She rushes to the bedside and picks them up.) Huh, thanks. Look, uh, you guys have really got this all uh—(looks at her underwear in her hand) wrong. (hides it behind her back)
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Piper: Leo's mortal now and everything, but for how long? I mean, how do I know he won't want his wings back someday? And then there's Dan. Who is still great. And normal. Which is good, considering I'm not.
Phoebe: 28 minutes, 33 seconds.
Piper: Really? We ran that long?
Phoebe: No, I've been timing how long you've been comparing Leo and Dan.
Phoebe: 28 minutes, 33 seconds.
Piper: Really? We ran that long?
Phoebe: No, I've been timing how long you've been comparing Leo and Dan.
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Phoebe: I beseech all powers above,
Send a sign to free my sisters heart,
One that will lead her to her love.
Send a sign to free my sisters heart,
One that will lead her to her love.
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Piper: First, I'd like to tell you how relieved I am you're okay.
Phoebe: Me too.
Piper: And secondly, I'd like to tell you that you have completely lost your mind
Phoebe: Completely lost your mind!
Phoebe: Me too.
Piper: And secondly, I'd like to tell you that you have completely lost your mind
Phoebe: Completely lost your mind!
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Prue: From this moment on,
Your pain is erased,
Your bad luck as well,
Enjoy your good luck Maggie,
You're free from this hell.
Your pain is erased,
Your bad luck as well,
Enjoy your good luck Maggie,
You're free from this hell.
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Piper: Alright, I'm only doing this for you guys. And if I get killed, I'm gonna haunt the both of you forever.
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