Charmed Quotes
Prue, Piper, and Phoebe: Powers of the the witches rise,
Course unseen across the skies,
Come to us who call you near,
Come to us and settle here.
Course unseen across the skies,
Come to us who call you near,
Come to us and settle here.
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Finley Beck: So when is this photographer blessing us with his presence?
Prue: That would be me.
Finley Beck: You're 12.
Prue: Oh, I'm good!
Prue: That would be me.
Finley Beck: You're 12.
Prue: Oh, I'm good!
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Prue: Well, the house is a mess again. I mean, how come we can't fight the demon of cleanliness, or the demon of housekeeping, or even that bald Mr. Clean guy. I would so totally take him on.
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Billy: It's okay. The man is here to save the day.
Prue: Billy, it's the 21st century. It's the woman's job to save the day.
Prue: Billy, it's the 21st century. It's the woman's job to save the day.
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Prue: [after taking a picture of Piper] So, I think I'll call this, "Woman Pretending Not to Look Out the Window".
Piper: [walking towards Prue with mug] How about "Girl About to Pour Hot Tea on Sister's Head"?
Piper: [walking towards Prue with mug] How about "Girl About to Pour Hot Tea on Sister's Head"?
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Piper: [after drinking the potion and making a face] Mm! Tastes like ass!
[Billy gives her a look through the screen]
Piper: ... sphalt.
[Billy gives her a look through the screen]
Piper: ... sphalt.
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Piper: Dan is back in town.
Leo: So?
Piper: So, what am I going to tell him? The last time I saw him he handed me proof that you were killed in 1942. He's going to expect a reaction from me.
Phoebe: How about, 'Hey Dan, you're right, I am a necrophiliac. '.
Leo: So?
Piper: So, what am I going to tell him? The last time I saw him he handed me proof that you were killed in 1942. He's going to expect a reaction from me.
Phoebe: How about, 'Hey Dan, you're right, I am a necrophiliac. '.
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Piper: Where you off to?
Prue: Lunch date with Dick.
Phoebe: Dull Dick? Prue, you are too hot to have to duty date.
Prue: Yeh, well. all demon hunting and no play has made me a lot less picky. I gotta figure out a way to put more balance in my life.
Piper: Yeh, but you don't need Dick!
Phoebe: You know, we keep saying that, but what does it really mean?
Prue: Lunch date with Dick.
Phoebe: Dull Dick? Prue, you are too hot to have to duty date.
Prue: Yeh, well. all demon hunting and no play has made me a lot less picky. I gotta figure out a way to put more balance in my life.
Piper: Yeh, but you don't need Dick!
Phoebe: You know, we keep saying that, but what does it really mean?
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Genie: You're probably a little upset right?
Piper: No, I've moved past upset and right to pissed off.
Piper: No, I've moved past upset and right to pissed off.
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Leo: Piper!
Piper: This is so not happening.
Leo: Listen to me, Piper. I told you, I've thought this whole thing through.
Piper: Uh huh. Is that why you asked me to marry you in a toilet?
Piper: This is so not happening.
Leo: Listen to me, Piper. I told you, I've thought this whole thing through.
Piper: Uh huh. Is that why you asked me to marry you in a toilet?
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Prue: Okay any mass vanquishing spells?
Phoebe: You're the one who's been studying the book.
Prue: Why are you picking on me?
Phoebe: Because I'm scared and we're outnumbered.
Phoebe: You're the one who's been studying the book.
Prue: Why are you picking on me?
Phoebe: Because I'm scared and we're outnumbered.
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Prue: Yeah, well, rules are meant to be broken.
Phoebe: Yeah, but bodies weren't.
Piper: And neither were hearts.
Phoebe: Yeah, but bodies weren't.
Piper: And neither were hearts.
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Grams: You need guidance, some advice on a certain sister situation. Am I getting warm?
Phoebe: Red hot. But wait a minute, if you know, that means that they know, and if they know then we are f...
Grams: Fine.
Phoebe: Red hot. But wait a minute, if you know, that means that they know, and if they know then we are f...
Grams: Fine.
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Piper: Come on, Phoebe, trolls and fairies? You don't believe that stuff.
Phoebe: Sure, why not?
Piper: [to Prue] Well, maybe it's time we tell her about Santa...
Phoebe: Sure, why not?
Piper: [to Prue] Well, maybe it's time we tell her about Santa...
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Piper: Why are you being so stubborn about this?
Phoebe: Because I'm a Scorpio, what's your excuse?
Prue: Okay. So, it's kinda late, and, ummm, we're all a little bit tired so how about we finish this up tomorrow?
Phoebe: Now look what you did, you went and turned Prue into the middle child.
Phoebe: Because I'm a Scorpio, what's your excuse?
Prue: Okay. So, it's kinda late, and, ummm, we're all a little bit tired so how about we finish this up tomorrow?
Phoebe: Now look what you did, you went and turned Prue into the middle child.
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Phoebe: We all had the same invisible fairy friend Piper. That is proof that fairies exist.
Piper: Or it proves that one of us had a really fertile imagination, and the other two were really big copycats.
Piper: Or it proves that one of us had a really fertile imagination, and the other two were really big copycats.
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Piper: I'm done.
Phoebe: What does that mean?
Piper: That means that the Powers That Be haven't done anything but ruin my life, so I'm not doing anything for them anymore. Ok? [walks around Phoebe] I going now. ...I'm going now.
Phoebe: I think she's on strike.
Phoebe: What does that mean?
Piper: That means that the Powers That Be haven't done anything but ruin my life, so I'm not doing anything for them anymore. Ok? [walks around Phoebe] I going now. ...I'm going now.
Phoebe: I think she's on strike.
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Kate: Thistle says that if you really believe in fairies, there's something that can make you innocent again so you can see her. [She throws fairy dust on Prue & Phoebe, who begin to giggle and act like little girls] ...I think it worked.
Prue: [bouncing up and down] I want to see the fairy.
[Kate opens her jewelry box, and a fairy flies out. Prue & Phoebe's jaws drop.]
Prue: [bouncing up and down] I want to see the fairy.
[Kate opens her jewelry box, and a fairy flies out. Prue & Phoebe's jaws drop.]
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Prue: Okay, what was I supposed to say? That some unknown demon came in to try and steal our magic book and then little trolls came and pushed us down the stairs?
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Piper: I am a good person. I'm a good witch. And damnit, I would have made a great wife. And how dare you take that from me? I deserve... no, I demand, that you send him back to me. You hear me? I'm going to stand in this very spot until you send Leo back to me.
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Prue: It's just... You don't seem very open.
Piper: I'm as open as I'm gonna get in the next 5 minutes, so, let's just do the damn spell.
Piper: I'm as open as I'm gonna get in the next 5 minutes, so, let's just do the damn spell.
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