Charmed Quotes
Prue: Listen, here's the deal. Belthazor killed the Triad, now the Source wants him dead. Krell is trying to suck up to the Source, so he wants to kill Belthazor
Piper: Belthazor wants to kill us so the Source won't kill him.
Leo: And if you work with Krell he can kill Belthazor before he kills you.
Phoebe: Works for me!
Krell: How do you witches ever get anything done?
Piper: Belthazor wants to kill us so the Source won't kill him.
Leo: And if you work with Krell he can kill Belthazor before he kills you.
Phoebe: Works for me!
Krell: How do you witches ever get anything done?
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Piper: We're going to vanquish Phoebe's boyfriend? That's gonna cause some problems.
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Prue, Piper, and Phoebe: Spirits of air, forest and sea;
Set us of this demon free;
Beasts of hoof and beasts of shell,
Drive this evil back to hell!
Set us of this demon free;
Beasts of hoof and beasts of shell,
Drive this evil back to hell!
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Prue, Piper, and Phoebe: Magic forces black and white,
Reaching out through space and light,
Be he far or be he near,
Bring us the demon Belthazor here.
Reaching out through space and light,
Be he far or be he near,
Bring us the demon Belthazor here.
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Leo: Come on Piper, isn't this supposed to be a fun thing. You know, going back and seeing all your old friends.
Piper: You weren't by any chance popular in high school were you?
Leo: Well I was.. I mean.. Is there a right answer to this question?
Piper: You weren't by any chance popular in high school were you?
Leo: Well I was.. I mean.. Is there a right answer to this question?
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Piper: What I mean is I'm this super powerful witch who's engaged to a whitelighter saving the world from evil on a daily freaking basis, and all these people are going to see is the same pitiful loser who still lives at home with her sisters and her unemployed boyfriend.
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Prue: Come on, why do you even care what those people think?
Piper: Only a former cheerleader could ask that question.
Piper: Only a former cheerleader could ask that question.
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Prue: Wow, you only scored a four, that is just so sad.
Justin Harper: Excuse me, but you only scored a five out of ten on my list.
Prue: Right, So I got an F, but dude, you got an F-!
Justin Harper: Ouch! That's a bad high school flashback.
Justin Harper: Excuse me, but you only scored a five out of ten on my list.
Prue: Right, So I got an F, but dude, you got an F-!
Justin Harper: Ouch! That's a bad high school flashback.
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Terra: What kind of witch can't vanquish a demon without her sisters?
Piper: What the hell kind of demon has a panic attack everytime her boyfriend comes to visit?
Piper: What the hell kind of demon has a panic attack everytime her boyfriend comes to visit?
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Prue: Oh my god.. and she's been acting really.. and she left without saying.. and and the bottle, she wanted to destroy it.
Phoebe: I'm trying to jump on your thought train but you're moving a little too fast for me here.
Phoebe: I'm trying to jump on your thought train but you're moving a little too fast for me here.
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Prue, Piper, and Phoebe: Let flesh be flesh and bone be bone,
The alchemist will transform none,
Cruel scientist of evil born,
With these words face the fires scorn.
The alchemist will transform none,
Cruel scientist of evil born,
With these words face the fires scorn.
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Prue, Piper, and Phoebe: Host soul, reject the poison essence,
Let loves light end this cruel possession
Let loves light end this cruel possession
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Prue: Alright, well, nothing usually means something, and something usually means a boy, so...
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Piper: He's still staring at me!
Phoebe: That’s not staring, that’s flirting!
Piper: You say tomato…
Phoebe: No! I say relaxo!
Phoebe: That’s not staring, that’s flirting!
Piper: You say tomato…
Phoebe: No! I say relaxo!
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Piper: Prue, it's me leaving you another message after leaving Phoebe another message. I tried you at work, but they said you never checked in after your shoot, so where are you guys? [Piper sees the same guy as before standing at the other end of the bar]. Uh, look, so call me, or better yet, just show up and save me from having to perform an impending awkward rejection all by myself.
Caleb: Hi, I'm Caleb.
Piper: Piper.
Caleb: I'm sorta new in town and I'm looking to meet someone... [Piper looks away uncomfortably]someone special? [Piper gives him a blank stare.] I-I'm sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt your phone call to your...
Piper: Fiance. Very large, very jealous, fiance.
Caleb: Really? Does he ever come here?
Piper: Hahaha, yeah! All the time.
Caleb: So he-he-he lives nearby?
Piper: Uh, look, I'm flattered, and you know, if this was another time or place... uhh, maybe you'd like to meet one of my single sisters?
Caleb: You've got sisters, rrreally? Well, maybe we could all, uh, get together sometime? [Piper turns away, clearly exasperated.] Uh, does your fiance like to hang out with your sisters too?
Piper: Okay, uhh, you know what? I don't know what kind of kinky stuff you're into, but there's a club, down the street, you might be more comfortable in. They've got, uh, cages and rubber floors, and a three-for-two special on Fridays.
Caleb: Hi, I'm Caleb.
Piper: Piper.
Caleb: I'm sorta new in town and I'm looking to meet someone... [Piper looks away uncomfortably]someone special? [Piper gives him a blank stare.] I-I'm sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt your phone call to your...
Piper: Fiance. Very large, very jealous, fiance.
Caleb: Really? Does he ever come here?
Piper: Hahaha, yeah! All the time.
Caleb: So he-he-he lives nearby?
Piper: Uh, look, I'm flattered, and you know, if this was another time or place... uhh, maybe you'd like to meet one of my single sisters?
Caleb: You've got sisters, rrreally? Well, maybe we could all, uh, get together sometime? [Piper turns away, clearly exasperated.] Uh, does your fiance like to hang out with your sisters too?
Piper: Okay, uhh, you know what? I don't know what kind of kinky stuff you're into, but there's a club, down the street, you might be more comfortable in. They've got, uh, cages and rubber floors, and a three-for-two special on Fridays.
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Prue: Anything?
Piper: Nope
Phoebe: Maybe if you did it again with a little more "ummph", you know? Maybe some choreography, Piper could back you up with some old school beatbox.
Prue: How did I know I wouldn't get any help from you crazy people?
Piper: Nope
Phoebe: Maybe if you did it again with a little more "ummph", you know? Maybe some choreography, Piper could back you up with some old school beatbox.
Prue: How did I know I wouldn't get any help from you crazy people?
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Leo: Why don't we try focusing on the positive? They're together.
Piper: That's it, that's your positive?! Cos I've got a list a mile long in the negative column.
Piper: That's it, that's your positive?! Cos I've got a list a mile long in the negative column.
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Leo: Piper, any minute they are going to walk through that door with a perfectly good explanation.
Prue: Piper!
Leo: See!
Prue: Piper!
Leo: See!
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Phoebe: We thought the good guys were bad guys, and in trying to vanquish them, we helped the real bad guys, which were dead ringers for good guys.
Leo: Was that English?
Leo: Was that English?
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Prue: You know, if this doesn't work I can look back and pinpoint the exact moment where it all went wrong.
Piper: And that moment's name would be Dad? Prue, you gotta admit if he can open the door we kinda need him.
Prue: It's all about word choice Piper, we don't need him, we need his utter lack of power. Right? He opens the door, we save the day, we get on with our lives. It's a one time group effort.
Piper: Glad to see you have a healthy handle on the situation, Prue.
Prue: I think I do!
Piper: And that moment's name would be Dad? Prue, you gotta admit if he can open the door we kinda need him.
Prue: It's all about word choice Piper, we don't need him, we need his utter lack of power. Right? He opens the door, we save the day, we get on with our lives. It's a one time group effort.
Piper: Glad to see you have a healthy handle on the situation, Prue.
Prue: I think I do!
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Piper: So your interest in me?
Ice Cream Man: Uh, huh. Strictly professional. I was lost. But until I was sure who you were I couldn't just come out and say, hey are you a Charmed One, 'cos I need you to take me to my demon catching truck.
Ice Cream Man: Uh, huh. Strictly professional. I was lost. But until I was sure who you were I couldn't just come out and say, hey are you a Charmed One, 'cos I need you to take me to my demon catching truck.
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Phoebe So why bother us? Why not just jump in front of nine buses?
Prue: Because we must be the only ones strong enough to kill him.
Piper: And he knew where to find us. What are we in the Warlock's Guide to San Fransico?
Prue: Because we must be the only ones strong enough to kill him.
Piper: And he knew where to find us. What are we in the Warlock's Guide to San Fransico?
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Natalie: What happened?
Prue: Piper froze ya.
Natalie: S-she what?
Prue: [laughing] Yep.
Prue: Piper froze ya.
Natalie: S-she what?
Prue: [laughing] Yep.
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Leo: Piper, what are you doing?
Piper: Getting irritated. Who put Lady Attitude in charge?
Leo: She's not in charge.
Piper: Really? 'Cause she's acting like it. I thought Whitelighters were supposed to guide, not dictate.
Piper: Getting irritated. Who put Lady Attitude in charge?
Leo: She's not in charge.
Piper: Really? 'Cause she's acting like it. I thought Whitelighters were supposed to guide, not dictate.
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Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy.
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