Chef Quote
Percy: [sets up a Twitter account for Carl]Okay. So, what do you want your username to be?
Carl Casper: Carl.
Percy: You can't just put Carl. It's got to be at something.
Carl Casper: At Carl Casper.
Percy: At Carl Casper. Taken.
Carl Casper: Somebody took my name?
Percy: At Chef Carl Casper? Is that cool?
Carl Casper: Yeah, that's good.
Percy: At Chef Carl Casper.
Carl Casper: So is this for sex?
Percy: Ew. No. Is that what you're doing this for?
Carl Casper: No, I'm not doing it for that. Someone wrote something bad. I wanna see what they wrote.
Percy: Good. Oh, shit.
Carl Casper: Hey! You can't talk like that. I don't care if mommy's not around. I don't want you cursing around here.
Percy: That review went viral.
Carl Casper: What does that mean?
Percy: It means it got picked up and re-tweeted everywhere.
Carl Casper: So, all these people have read the review?
Percy: Yeah.
Carl Casper: Oh, shit.
Carl Casper: Carl.
Percy: You can't just put Carl. It's got to be at something.
Carl Casper: At Carl Casper.
Percy: At Carl Casper. Taken.
Carl Casper: Somebody took my name?
Percy: At Chef Carl Casper? Is that cool?
Carl Casper: Yeah, that's good.
Percy: At Chef Carl Casper.
Carl Casper: So is this for sex?
Percy: Ew. No. Is that what you're doing this for?
Carl Casper: No, I'm not doing it for that. Someone wrote something bad. I wanna see what they wrote.
Percy: Good. Oh, shit.
Carl Casper: Hey! You can't talk like that. I don't care if mommy's not around. I don't want you cursing around here.
Percy: That review went viral.
Carl Casper: What does that mean?
Percy: It means it got picked up and re-tweeted everywhere.
Carl Casper: So, all these people have read the review?
Percy: Yeah.
Carl Casper: Oh, shit.
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