Chef Quote
Percy: Dad?
Carl Casper: Yeah.
Percy: You got 1,653 followers since last night.
Carl Casper: Oh, is that good?
Percy: It's amazing.
Carl Casper: Oh, good. What does it mean?
Percy: It means that 1,653 people are reading your Twitter feed.
Carl Casper: Mmm-hmm. I thought it was like texting.
Percy: Did you post anything since last night?
Carl Casper: No.
Percy: Are you sure?
Carl Casper: Yeah, I just sent a private message to somebody.
Percy: To who?
Carl Casper: To that a-hole food critic.
Percy: You can only send private messages to people who are following you. I think you might have posted that publicly.
Carl Casper: No, he wrote something nasty about me and then I hit reply and it let me send a message to him.
Percy: Dad, replies are public. Everybody can read them. And it looks like he re-tweeted it to all his 123,845 followers. And he wrote back.
Carl Casper: What did he say?
Percy: I don't think I should read it.
Carl Casper: Just... can you read it to me, please? Read the... read the reply.
Percy: [sighs]At Chef Carl Casper, I would rather have you sit on my face after a brisk walk on a warm day than suffer through that fucking lava cake again.
Carl Casper: He wrote that to me?
Percy: He wrote it to everybody.
Carl Casper: Yeah.
Percy: You got 1,653 followers since last night.
Carl Casper: Oh, is that good?
Percy: It's amazing.
Carl Casper: Oh, good. What does it mean?
Percy: It means that 1,653 people are reading your Twitter feed.
Carl Casper: Mmm-hmm. I thought it was like texting.
Percy: Did you post anything since last night?
Carl Casper: No.
Percy: Are you sure?
Carl Casper: Yeah, I just sent a private message to somebody.
Percy: To who?
Carl Casper: To that a-hole food critic.
Percy: You can only send private messages to people who are following you. I think you might have posted that publicly.
Carl Casper: No, he wrote something nasty about me and then I hit reply and it let me send a message to him.
Percy: Dad, replies are public. Everybody can read them. And it looks like he re-tweeted it to all his 123,845 followers. And he wrote back.
Carl Casper: What did he say?
Percy: I don't think I should read it.
Carl Casper: Just... can you read it to me, please? Read the... read the reply.
Percy: [sighs]At Chef Carl Casper, I would rather have you sit on my face after a brisk walk on a warm day than suffer through that fucking lava cake again.
Carl Casper: He wrote that to me?
Percy: He wrote it to everybody.
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