Chilly Beach Quote
Dale McDonald: You know what you need? A girlfriend.
Constable Al: Really? Oh my goodness gracious. Could romance be the one missing piece of my life for which I have been searching these twenty long minutes?
Dale McDonald: Or a toboggan!
Constable Al: But I would not even know where to be getting one.
Dale McDonald: At the hardware store!
Frank Shackleford: He's talking about a girlfriend!
Dale McDonald: So am I! I almost got a date in the aisle where the toilet parts are.
TV Show: Chilly Beach