Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers Quotes
Irwina: One! Two! Three! Four!
[Sung] Bee my honey, bee my drone
Meet me tonight, at the honeycomb
When you come callin', bring the pollen
And we'll be fallin' in love
[Sung] Bee my honey, bee my drone
Meet me tonight, at the honeycomb
When you come callin', bring the pollen
And we'll be fallin' in love
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Give me a buzz and I come alive
When I see you, I get hives
Hard to be humble when my heart's in a tumble
So don't you bumble with me!
When I see you, I get hives
Hard to be humble when my heart's in a tumble
So don't you bumble with me!
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Buzz, buzz, can't you see you're the best bee for me?
When you come callin', bring the pollen
And we'll be fallin' in love!
When you come callin', bring the pollen
And we'll be fallin' in love!
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Queenie: [About Zipper] He's awfully brave for such a little fellow.
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Monty: Don't worry, mates! It's as safe as a joey in a kangaroo's pouch.
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Chip: So what's the problem?
Gadget: Who's gonna look after the egg?
Chip, Dale and Monty: No problem. [Points to others] They will!
Gadget: Who's gonna look after the egg?
Chip, Dale and Monty: No problem. [Points to others] They will!
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Mr. Dumpty: What is it?! What is it?!!
Nog: It appears to be an Easter basket, sir.
Mr. Dumpty: How thoughtful! It must be from an old friend.
Nog: But you have no friends, sir.
Nog: It appears to be an Easter basket, sir.
Mr. Dumpty: How thoughtful! It must be from an old friend.
Nog: But you have no friends, sir.
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Monty: Reminds me when I stormed the cheese banks of Monte Carlo with an armored division of Sicilian hamsters... This one's for the Parmesan we left behind!
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[As they're fetching Mrs. Booby home]
Mrs. Booby: Say, how do you boys feel about booby-sitting?
Monty: Gadget, luv, I think you better step on it.
Mrs. Booby: Say, how do you boys feel about booby-sitting?
Monty: Gadget, luv, I think you better step on it.
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[To Elmer, who is stuck up a flagpole]
Gadget: We're the Rescue Rangers.
Chip: Right! You won't be up here long.
Elmer: That's exactly what I'm afraid of.
Gadget: We're the Rescue Rangers.
Chip: Right! You won't be up here long.
Elmer: That's exactly what I'm afraid of.
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Gadget: If only I had a counterweight.
Monty: Can I help ya, Gadget?
Gadget: Perfect!
Monty: Can I help ya, Gadget?
Gadget: Perfect!
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Monty: When facing the forces of the supernatural, you'd best be prepared with a good luck charm or two. This, for instance, is a lucky rabbit's foot given to me by the High Holy Hamster of Kathmandu.
Chip: Wasn't very lucky for the rabbit.
Monty: [Holding a magnet] Well, me luckier Arabian horseshoe is better for defeating genies anyway.
Chip: Pretty small horse.
Chip: Wasn't very lucky for the rabbit.
Monty: [Holding a magnet] Well, me luckier Arabian horseshoe is better for defeating genies anyway.
Chip: Pretty small horse.
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Monty: Bears gotta raise bears, humans gotta raise humans and the grass is always greener when you remember to water it. It's just the way things are.
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Hubert: [A vehicle careens pass] That's my RV!... [Seeing who's at the wheel] And that's my boy... MY BOY?!!
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[Looking through Monty's scrapbook of his father, Cheddarhead Charlie]
Dale: Hey, what's all this newspaper stuff?
Gadget: "Lindbergh Makes A Solo Flight Across The Atlantic".
Monty: [Chuckling as he points out a mouse on one of the plane wheels] Guess he didn't know he had a passenger. Of course, dad's luggage ended up in Cleveland.
Dale: "Sir Edmund Hillary Stands Atop Mt. Everest..."
Gadget: "...The Highest Point On Earth!"
Monty: Well, almost! [Photo shows Charlie atop the flagpole planted by Sir Hillary] Dad had him beat by a good two feet.
Dale: Hey, what's all this newspaper stuff?
Gadget: "Lindbergh Makes A Solo Flight Across The Atlantic".
Monty: [Chuckling as he points out a mouse on one of the plane wheels] Guess he didn't know he had a passenger. Of course, dad's luggage ended up in Cleveland.
Dale: "Sir Edmund Hillary Stands Atop Mt. Everest..."
Gadget: "...The Highest Point On Earth!"
Monty: Well, almost! [Photo shows Charlie atop the flagpole planted by Sir Hillary] Dad had him beat by a good two feet.
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Chip: Does that clam sound funny to you?
Gadget: I don't know. How does a clam sound like?
Gadget: I don't know. How does a clam sound like?
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Monty: If it's trouble you want, pally, you've come to the right mouse!.
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Charlie: Cheddarhead Charlie's my name and adventure's my game! Let those fish go and I'll leave some of your fur on!
Fat Cat: Well, Mr. Cheddar, Fat Cat's my name and I don't play games.
Fat Cat: Well, Mr. Cheddar, Fat Cat's my name and I don't play games.
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Dale: How come I gotta lug all this junk?
Chip: 'Cause you are the fearless co-pilot who can handle any job!
Dale: Hey, yeah! Make way for the fearless co-pilot! Here you go, Chip! [Unpacks the junk on Chip]
Chip: Did I say fearless? I meant brainless.
Chip: 'Cause you are the fearless co-pilot who can handle any job!
Dale: Hey, yeah! Make way for the fearless co-pilot! Here you go, Chip! [Unpacks the junk on Chip]
Chip: Did I say fearless? I meant brainless.
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Chip: Hey! Maybe we could be policemen someday.
Plato: Or police-munks anyway.
Plato: Or police-munks anyway.
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Sergeant Spinelli: Get those animals!
SWAT: [Taking aim with their rifles] Yes, sir!
Sergeant Spinelli: Alive!!
SWAT: Aw....
SWAT: [Taking aim with their rifles] Yes, sir!
Sergeant Spinelli: Alive!!
SWAT: Aw....
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Fat Cat: Like my new sparkler, boys?
Rat: We didn't think you could get your paws on it, Fat Cat.
Fat Cat: O ye of little brain.
Rat: We didn't think you could get your paws on it, Fat Cat.
Fat Cat: O ye of little brain.
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Fat Cat: [Sung] You can't expect a true gourmet
To settle for mere fish flambe
My diet screams for triple-star
Beluga caviar
To settle for mere fish flambe
My diet screams for triple-star
Beluga caviar
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And cream by any other name
Cannot compare with French champagne
So pop the cork and tip your hat
A toast to me, Fat Cat
Cannot compare with French champagne
So pop the cork and tip your hat
A toast to me, Fat Cat
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I want the best of everything
Golden crowns and diamond rings
Servants at my beck and call
I'll make them crawl
You know I want it all
Golden crowns and diamond rings
Servants at my beck and call
I'll make them crawl
You know I want it all
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