Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers Quotes
Father: Sic 'em, Butch.
Butch: I had a feeling he was going to say that.
Butch: I had a feeling he was going to say that.
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Butch: I'm working awful hard for a guy who gets paid in dog food.
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Butch: What a night! Robot cats, fish-nappers and me beaten in a fight. Nothing would surprise me at this point. [Sees the Ranger Plane] A squirrel-powered zeppelin... A SQUIRREL-POWERED ZEPPELIN?!!
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Fat Cat: At last, Luna, the world's rarest tropical fish. Such beauty, such delicacy, such priceless rarity. Truly, this unique pinnacle of Mother Nature's handiwork will make a superb addition to my renowned collection of fine... dinners.
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Mole: [Reading a cookbook] I don't get it. It says: "Separate two eggs" but it doesn't say how far apart to separate them.
Fat Cat: Let me see that, you pinheads! "Take one cup flour, two cups milk, one pinch salt-" Don't tell me you pinched the salt!
Mole: Of course not! Mepps pinched it.
Fat Cat: Let me see that, you pinheads! "Take one cup flour, two cups milk, one pinch salt-" Don't tell me you pinched the salt!
Mole: Of course not! Mepps pinched it.
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''[Butch gestures madly down the drainhole but the father remains ignorant]
Butch: Oh, take a hint, will ya?
Father: Hmmm... Maybe Luna's down in the sewer.
Butch: And he's supposed to be the dominant species on the planet.
Butch: Oh, take a hint, will ya?
Father: Hmmm... Maybe Luna's down in the sewer.
Butch: And he's supposed to be the dominant species on the planet.
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Gadget: Every cat should have a home.
Monty: Now, if we could only find a good home for Fat Cat.
Chip: Yeah, like the state pen.
Monty: Now, if we could only find a good home for Fat Cat.
Chip: Yeah, like the state pen.
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Gadget: Did you know mozarella conducts electricity twice as well as provolone?
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Gadget: One little adjustment and this will run with no problems. [Monty and Zipper duck for cover] What are you doing?
Monty: Sorry, Gadget luv. It's a reflex. Every time I hear the words "No problems", it usually means anything but.
Monty: Sorry, Gadget luv. It's a reflex. Every time I hear the words "No problems", it usually means anything but.
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Chip: [Giving a thimble with a flower] I picked this just for you.
Gadget: Thanks, Chip. It's perfect. [Takes the thimble instead] This should keep the prop on.
Gadget: Thanks, Chip. It's perfect. [Takes the thimble instead] This should keep the prop on.
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Monty: [As Chip and Dale fight yet again] Isn't friendship grand?
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Monty: We might as well baste ourselves in butter, mate, 'cause we're gonna fry for sure.
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Gadget: A pet is a big responsibility, Dale.
Monty: Especially when he's bigger than you are.
Monty: Especially when he's bigger than you are.
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Museum Guard: I swear, Dr. Piltdown, it was a big lizard. Like a baby dinosaur.
Dr. Piltdown: If this is a joke, I'll put you in charge of the children's group tours!
Museum Guard: No! Anything but that!
Dr. Piltdown: If this is a joke, I'll put you in charge of the children's group tours!
Museum Guard: No! Anything but that!
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Steggy: Oh, er, Dale?
Dale: Yeah?
Steggy: I'd like it very much for you to come and live with me...
Dale: Oh, yeah?!
Steggy: ...but I'm not allowed to have any pets.
Dale: Yeah?
Steggy: I'd like it very much for you to come and live with me...
Dale: Oh, yeah?!
Steggy: ...but I'm not allowed to have any pets.
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Monty: Reminds me of the time I visited the Leaning Tower in Italy. Had the best piece a' pizza in Pisa.
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Monty: Do you always carry a glass cutter around with you.
Gadget: No. Just when I want to cut glass.
Gadget: No. Just when I want to cut glass.
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Monty: Me tail's been slammed, singed, kinked and cracked! Now it's payback time!
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Gadget: Once I found a perpetual motion machine just lying in the trashcan. Of course, by then it had stopped moving.
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Professor Nimnul: [Searching his record collection] Here it is! "Music To Devastate The Globe By". In Stereo.
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[Professor Nimnul has activated his Molecular Audio Emphathizer, not knowing that the record he planned to use was replaced with a Boogie record]
Normie: Gee, uncle Norton, why do you want to destroy the city?
Professor Nimnul: Because nobody takes a mad scientist seriously until he's leveled a city or two. But once I've proven my power, I'll have the whole world in my sway! [Pushes a button to view what his music has wrought]
Normie: Is the city in your sway, Uncle Norton?
Professor Nimnul: No. It's just swaying. That can't be the right record! For one thing, utter devastation always has more chops and cymbals.
Normie: Gee, uncle Norton, why do you want to destroy the city?
Professor Nimnul: Because nobody takes a mad scientist seriously until he's leveled a city or two. But once I've proven my power, I'll have the whole world in my sway! [Pushes a button to view what his music has wrought]
Normie: Is the city in your sway, Uncle Norton?
Professor Nimnul: No. It's just swaying. That can't be the right record! For one thing, utter devastation always has more chops and cymbals.
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Normie: [When he spots the Rescue Rangers] Oh, boy! Defenseless little animals.
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Professor Nimnul: These are delicate instruments of destruction. If you don't know how to use them, you could hurt somebody.
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Monty: [After experiencing an sonically-induced earthquake] I feel like a pogo stick with the hiccups.
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Gadget: [After riding the roller-coaster] If they've straightened out that angle on that last curve, we'd have seen some real speed!
Chip: That fake speed was enough for me, Gadget.
Monty: Waltzing Matildas! That had more twists than the Sydney Snake Stampede in '66.
Chip: That fake speed was enough for me, Gadget.
Monty: Waltzing Matildas! That had more twists than the Sydney Snake Stampede in '66.
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Monty: Cassandra, the fortune-telling gypsy moth!
Chip: Come on, Monterey! No one can see the future.
Monty: Cassandra can! She once told me I was going on a trip through time and the very next day, I fell off a grandfather clock.
Chip: Come on, Monterey! No one can see the future.
Monty: Cassandra can! She once told me I was going on a trip through time and the very next day, I fell off a grandfather clock.
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Monty: I brought me pals here-
Cassandra: Donna tell me! They want I should tell their fortunes.
Dale: Gosh! That's ESP!
Chip: More like easy guess.
Cassandra: Donna tell me! They want I should tell their fortunes.
Dale: Gosh! That's ESP!
Chip: More like easy guess.
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Cassandra: I am very sorry but that's the way the crystal ball bounces.
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