Chocolat Quotes

Luc Clairmont: Happy birthday, Grandmama.
Armande Voizin: The invitation said five o'clock.
Luc Clairmont: I should have read it more closely.
Armande Voizin: If you had you would know there were supposed to be no gifts.
Luc Clairmont: Don't worry so much about supposed to.

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Serge: We are still married, in the eyes of God.
Josephine: Then He must be blind.

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Comte de Reynaud: A new addition to the liturgy?

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Josephine: You don't misbehave here. It's just not done, did you know that? If you don't go to confession, if you don't... dig your flowerbeds, or if you don't pretend, if you don't pretend... that you want nothing more in your life than to serve your husband three meals a day, and give him children, and vacuum under his ass, then... then you're... then you're crazy.

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Roux: How's the door?
Vianne Rocher: It squeaks.
Roux: Does it?

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Vianne Rocher: [to the Comte de Reynaud] Ah, good morning. Can I interest you in some nipples of Venus?

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Rafael Padilla dit Chocolat: We don't play dice in Africa... We play with the bones of whites!

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