Chris Rock - Bigger and Blacker Quotes
Chris Rock: When I was a kid, I had to be near-death to see a doctor, so my daddy got into the habit of putting Robitussin on everything, and I mean EVERYTHING! [Impersonating his father and himself]
Chris Rock: Daddy, I got asthama! Well here, take some Robitussin! Daddy, I got cancer! Here, take some Robitussin! Daddy, I broke my leg! Here, put some Robitussin on it... that's right, let the Robitesum sink in there.
Chris Rock: Daddy, I got asthama! Well here, take some Robitussin! Daddy, I got cancer! Here, take some Robitussin! Daddy, I broke my leg! Here, put some Robitussin on it... that's right, let the Robitesum sink in there.
TV Show: Chris Rock - Bigger and Blacker
Chris Rock: I took the AIDS test... passed it... with a 65! Now, the scary thing about the AIDS test is that when you take it, you don't get the results back for FIIIVVEE days, and in those five days you start reflectin'. You start reflectin' on every single piece of dirty, disgusting little sex you've ever had! Oh my God, 1993, what the **** was I thinkin'? Then, you start callin' people up to see if they still alive! [Impersonating a telephone call]
Chris Rock: Yeah, hello, is Stacy there? This is Stacy. CLICK! Hello, is Tammy there? Oh, Tammy dead. Well, what happened? ... she got hit by a bus. OH, THANK THE LORD!
Chris Rock: Yeah, hello, is Stacy there? This is Stacy. CLICK! Hello, is Tammy there? Oh, Tammy dead. Well, what happened? ... she got hit by a bus. OH, THANK THE LORD!
TV Show: Chris Rock - Bigger and Blacker