Christine Quotes
George LeBay: Her name's Christine.
Arnie Cunningham: I like that.
Dennis Guilder: Come on Arnie, we gotta get goin', huh?
George LeBay: My asshole brother bought her back in September '57. That's when you got your new model year, in September. Brand-new, she was. She had the smell of a brand-new car. That's just about the finest smell in the world, 'cept maybe for pussy.
Arnie Cunningham: I like that.
Dennis Guilder: Come on Arnie, we gotta get goin', huh?
George LeBay: My asshole brother bought her back in September '57. That's when you got your new model year, in September. Brand-new, she was. She had the smell of a brand-new car. That's just about the finest smell in the world, 'cept maybe for pussy.
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Matthew Kimble: We woke up; I thought she'd leave. Then she made eggs; I thought she'd eat her eggs and leave. Then she took a bath; I thought she'd take a bath and leave. Then she took a nap; I thought she'd take a nap and leave. Then she decided to sunbathe.
Richard Campbell: God, it's like a sexy Dr. Seuss book.
Matthew Kimble: I don't want her here all day. I don't like her anyway.
Richard Campbell: God, it's like a sexy Dr. Seuss book.
Matthew Kimble: I don't want her here all day. I don't like her anyway.
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Michael Cunningham: Your mother and I have decided to buy you a new car.
Arnie Cunningham: [to his mother] That's what everyone wants isn't it? Well, **** you. I'm going to fix up Christine. [walks away, his dad gets up and confronts him and grabs him by the shoulder]
Michael Cunningham: Listen, mister me and your mother have take disrespect from you once too many times! Now, you go in there and apologize right now!
Arnie Cunningham: [Grabs him by the neck] Keep your mitts off me, mother****er! I hittin' the sack. [walks upstairs]
Arnie Cunningham: [to his mother] That's what everyone wants isn't it? Well, **** you. I'm going to fix up Christine. [walks away, his dad gets up and confronts him and grabs him by the shoulder]
Michael Cunningham: Listen, mister me and your mother have take disrespect from you once too many times! Now, you go in there and apologize right now!
Arnie Cunningham: [Grabs him by the neck] Keep your mitts off me, mother****er! I hittin' the sack. [walks upstairs]
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Will Darnell: Look kid, I know you don't have money falling out of your asshole. If you did, you wouldn't be here. Do a couple of lube jobs, you know, put the toilet paper on those little spools. Do that and you can raid my junk pile for whatever you want.
Arnie Cunningham: Well, I'll think about it.
Will Darnell: Well, don't think about it too long, I'll kick you out on your ****in' ass!
Arnie Cunningham: Well, I'll think about it.
Will Darnell: Well, don't think about it too long, I'll kick you out on your ****in' ass!
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Christine: So. Now. In keeping with the WZRB policy, presenting the most immediate and complete reports of local blood and guts, TV-30 presents what is believed to be a television first. In living color, an exclusive coverage of an attempted suicide.
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Steve: Hey, Chris, do you want to go to lunch?
Christine: Maybe tomorrow.
Steve: Okay. Rain check. [Christine watches him leave, and resumes typing her suicide note]
Christine: Maybe tomorrow.
Steve: Okay. Rain check. [Christine watches him leave, and resumes typing her suicide note]
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Christine: Have you even seen the flowers Gail has put out for us? They're *fake*, Mike. Just *fake*. Sums up the whole operation!
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George: We all have these different versions of ourselves competing to be the real us.
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Michael: This is a team meeting. It's a simple concept: if it bleeds, guys, it leads.
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Jean: [Jean approaches Christine who is obviously crying backstage]Chris? Hey Chris, you okay?
Christine: Yeah... Yeah, it's just Summer allergies
Jean: Oh. But are you, you know, okay?
Christine: What do you mean?
Jean: You just seem a little more... wound up than usual.
Christine: [Christine begins to panic]What do you mean?
Jean: You just seem a little tense or something.
Christine: No... You said more than usual.
Christine: Yeah... Yeah, it's just Summer allergies
Jean: Oh. But are you, you know, okay?
Christine: What do you mean?
Jean: You just seem a little more... wound up than usual.
Christine: [Christine begins to panic]What do you mean?
Jean: You just seem a little tense or something.
Christine: No... You said more than usual.
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Christine: Maybe you should film the chickens having SEX so we can see how the eggs are REALLY made! [laughs nervously]
Christine: uh, I'm just joking, just joking...
Chicken Lady: [giggling]Ooh, I've seen it, and it ain't pretty!
Christine: uh, I'm just joking, just joking...
Chicken Lady: [giggling]Ooh, I've seen it, and it ain't pretty!
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Michael: [thinking that Christine did a prank after shooting herself]Very funny, Christine.
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Bob Andersen: Don't get hung up on every little thing... god knows life is hard enough as it is.
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Christine: [to her mother]Here I am just drowning underwater and you decide to take a romantic getaway without telling anyone? What are you, fifteen?
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George: Trying to impress people when you just feel dead inside... I know what that's like, I really do.
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Jean: Mrs Chubbuck? I'm Jean. Jean Reed.
Peg: You're Jean? From the station? [Hugs Jean, crying]
Peg: How's she doing? What's going on? We were just watching the news... [Sees blood on Jean's clothes]
Peg: Oh, my God!
Peg: You're Jean? From the station? [Hugs Jean, crying]
Peg: How's she doing? What's going on? We were just watching the news... [Sees blood on Jean's clothes]
Peg: Oh, my God!
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George: [George and Steve are both on live television arguing about the station's new weather computer]Boy, you really mucked things up with that rain storm last week didn't you?
Steve: Yes, well like any new technology it does have its kinks.
George: Just kind of makes you look like a liar, Steve.
Steve: Well I think you know that I'm not George. You know, I'd like to see you jump over here into the hot seat one night and see how it feels.
George: That sounds like fun, actually.
Steve: I'm sure it does.
Steve: Yes, well like any new technology it does have its kinks.
George: Just kind of makes you look like a liar, Steve.
Steve: Well I think you know that I'm not George. You know, I'd like to see you jump over here into the hot seat one night and see how it feels.
George: That sounds like fun, actually.
Steve: I'm sure it does.
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Christine: Hey, you know what, Mike, just cause your wife has a drinking problem doesn't mean that you get to treat me like this. That's on you! Don't put it on me. That's on you.
Michael: Are you...?
Christine: I'm just trying to do my best for this station and it isn't easy.
Michael: Are you fucking kidding me? Are *you* fucking kidding me? You fucked up... again! And now you insult me, you insult my family? You know, I've got half my savings invested in this station and I believe in it. What do you believe in? What are you doing to make a mark?
Michael: Are you...?
Christine: I'm just trying to do my best for this station and it isn't easy.
Michael: Are you fucking kidding me? Are *you* fucking kidding me? You fucked up... again! And now you insult me, you insult my family? You know, I've got half my savings invested in this station and I believe in it. What do you believe in? What are you doing to make a mark?
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Christine: Okay. I'll do the chicken lady. But there's gonna have to be some changes around here.
Michael: [yelling]Christine! Go home!
Michael: [yelling]Christine! Go home!
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George: I'm okay, you're okay. I'm okay, you're okay. I'm okay, you're okay... [to Andrea]
George: Repeat it, say it, say it, say it: I'm okay, you're okay...
George: Repeat it, say it, say it, say it: I'm okay, you're okay...
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Christine: [Speaking via her two puppets]Can I be quiet with you? / Yes, See-saw. You can be quiet with me.
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Steve: [Steve, looking appalled by the idea of exploiting death in the media]Uh, I've got to agree with Christine on this one.
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