Christmas Cruelty! Quote
Magne: Christmas workshop... really sucks. I'm serious! Your head must be completely messed up since you can enjoy this shit. It's not fucking normal!
Eline: Per-Ingvar is enjoying it too.
Magne: You can't use him as an example of what's normal. He's brain-damaged.
Eline: No, he's not.
Per-Ingvar: Yes.
Magne: Tell Eline how it happened. It indicates you weren't that bright to begin with either.
Per-Ingvar: I got my head crunched in a car door.
Magne: You make it sound like you picked a fight with Vinnie Jones! Tell her how you got your stupid head caught in the car door.
Per-Ingvar: I had a handicap car with an electric door. I had pushed the button to close it, then I dropped something. And as I bent down to pick it up, and the door came and squeezed my head.
Magne: The door was this slow.
Per-Ingvar: Yeah, it was really slow.
Magne: And noisy as hell. How could you not see it coming?
Eline: Were you all right?
Per-Ingvar: I got a swelling in my brain.
Magne: What did the doctor tell you to do?
Per-Ingvar: Take it easy for a couple of weeks, and stay away from TV screens.
Magne: And what did you do?
Per-Ingvar: I went home and continued working.
Magne: On a computer.
Per-Ingvar: Yes.
Magne: And after you turned off your computer at night?
Per-Ingvar: I watched a movie.
Magne: One movie?
Per-Ingvar: Maybe two or three.
Magne: Or four or five.
Per-Ingvar: Sometimes.
Magne: So you sat there, in front of one screen or another, the entire time. From you woke up until you fell asleep. Contrary to your doctor's orders.
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Eline: Per-Ingvar is enjoying it too.
Magne: You can't use him as an example of what's normal. He's brain-damaged.
Eline: No, he's not.
Per-Ingvar: Yes.
Magne: Tell Eline how it happened. It indicates you weren't that bright to begin with either.
Per-Ingvar: I got my head crunched in a car door.
Magne: You make it sound like you picked a fight with Vinnie Jones! Tell her how you got your stupid head caught in the car door.
Per-Ingvar: I had a handicap car with an electric door. I had pushed the button to close it, then I dropped something. And as I bent down to pick it up, and the door came and squeezed my head.
Magne: The door was this slow.
Per-Ingvar: Yeah, it was really slow.
Magne: And noisy as hell. How could you not see it coming?
Eline: Were you all right?
Per-Ingvar: I got a swelling in my brain.
Magne: What did the doctor tell you to do?
Per-Ingvar: Take it easy for a couple of weeks, and stay away from TV screens.
Magne: And what did you do?
Per-Ingvar: I went home and continued working.
Magne: On a computer.
Per-Ingvar: Yes.
Magne: And after you turned off your computer at night?
Per-Ingvar: I watched a movie.
Magne: One movie?
Per-Ingvar: Maybe two or three.
Magne: Or four or five.
Per-Ingvar: Sometimes.
Magne: So you sat there, in front of one screen or another, the entire time. From you woke up until you fell asleep. Contrary to your doctor's orders.
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Movie: Christmas Cruelty!
