Christmas Cruelty! Quote
Eline: ...from the German word Krampen which means claw. And he had...
Per-Ingvar: Magne, you seem to be getting hard. Are you ready for it to come off?
Magne: Mphmff.
Per-Ingvar: I know what you are saying. Strange how hard it was to get this off.
Eline: Did you use enough Vaseline?
Per-Ingvar: Oh no.
Magne: Fucking dirty Laplander!
Per-Ingvar: We just have to tear it off. Ready? One, two, three! What was that?
Magne: My beard! Fuck, that hurts.
Per-Ingvar: I'm really sorry about that. But one more pull and it's over.
Magne: I hate you.
Per-Ingvar: Alright. One, two, three. Your eyebrows?
Magne: Yes.
Per-Ingvar: With beard and eyebrows gone, I'm sure the worst is over. Ready?
Magne: No.
Per-Ingvar: Great. One, two, three! What is that?
Magne: My eyelashes. Fuck! Now I got a piece of plaster in my eye too.
Eline: Are you all right?
Per-Ingvar: Yes, this is nothing.
Magne: Nothing? You have tortured me... disfigured me and made me blind on one eye... and permanently mummified my head! Get this fucking shit off of me now!
Per-Ingvar: Okay. One...
Magne: No fucking counting!
Magne: Have I lost all my fucking facial hair?
Per-Ingvar: No, there's still some left... and the rest of it is right here in your mask.
Per-Ingvar: Magne, you seem to be getting hard. Are you ready for it to come off?
Magne: Mphmff.
Per-Ingvar: I know what you are saying. Strange how hard it was to get this off.
Eline: Did you use enough Vaseline?
Per-Ingvar: Oh no.
Magne: Fucking dirty Laplander!
Per-Ingvar: We just have to tear it off. Ready? One, two, three! What was that?
Magne: My beard! Fuck, that hurts.
Per-Ingvar: I'm really sorry about that. But one more pull and it's over.
Magne: I hate you.
Per-Ingvar: Alright. One, two, three. Your eyebrows?
Magne: Yes.
Per-Ingvar: With beard and eyebrows gone, I'm sure the worst is over. Ready?
Magne: No.
Per-Ingvar: Great. One, two, three! What is that?
Magne: My eyelashes. Fuck! Now I got a piece of plaster in my eye too.
Eline: Are you all right?
Per-Ingvar: Yes, this is nothing.
Magne: Nothing? You have tortured me... disfigured me and made me blind on one eye... and permanently mummified my head! Get this fucking shit off of me now!
Per-Ingvar: Okay. One...
Magne: No fucking counting!
Magne: Have I lost all my fucking facial hair?
Per-Ingvar: No, there's still some left... and the rest of it is right here in your mask.
Movie: Christmas Cruelty!
